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Business Gorillas posted:Sabel is addicted to the smell of Coca Cola. E: I really apologize for how bad this snype is everyone.
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business gorilla negatively compares every band to Judas Priest circa 1974
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George Bush is the only member of the Bush family. George W. is just Bush when he's high. Jeb is the persona Bush adopts when he's hit in the head with a bowling ball (which happens frequently). Barbara is just Bush in a drag costume he came up with for Skull and Bones follies and he kept doing it because of a dare. (Or so George Bush wants his fraternal Boners to believe.)Trixie Hardcore posted:You should all be ashamed of yourselves for revealing these confidences on the internet. These people trusted you & this is supposed to be a safe place. Trixie Hardcore bought a second account, just to post someone else's secrets and simultaneously be sanctimonious about being above admitting the secrets of others.
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The attacks on 9/11 were actually staged by the government
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K. Flaps has pineapple on his pizza and ketchup on his anime.
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Double Muhammad is just a mirror reflecting another mirror and zero Muhammads.
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Swamp Fancy posted:K. Flaps has pineapple on his pizza and ketchup on his anime. Swamp Fancy is really more of a marsh with some silk ficus trees thrown in to impress the neighbors.
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Kim Kardashian's pregnancy was an elaborate ruse to conceal her weight gain from stubbornly downing every single one of Kayne West's bucket-sized money shots. The adoption of the child North West was designed to co-inside with surgery to remove the chief cause of the extra weight: a bowling ball-sized mass of congealed, colonially-living spunk nesting inside Kim. Shortly after removal the mass escaped by knocking down surgeons like tenpins (and it made the noise, it made the goddamn noise) and is currently on the run with whereabouts unknown.
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Bitchtard has a secret Cheeze Whiz addiction.
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The original handle of redshirt was changed by an admin from redshit. This opened up a whole new world of goon acceptance and also a newly found appreciation for Star Trek. Also, no one assumes they're referencing communism anymore.
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bathroom sounds posted:The Droid masturbates to lovely posts. Why don't you just call me a narcissist then?
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Putty can make some pretty putty posts sometimes. 
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Don Messick's surname comes from his grandparents emigrating to the New World from the Old Country. Following an utterance of broken English, his grandfather died during patriation and became one of many immigrants whose bones form Ellis Island. The Droid's avatar makes everyone of their posts better.  Muttley. And if you don't know who Muttley is, go read a manga in a coffee shop you filthy tweener.Edwin Binney made a fortune selling industrial waste to schools, but will best be remembered for whiny babbies calling his wax pastel names "racist". Putty may seem humorous, but never call him silly. Silly Putty died back in the war.
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Noni's life isn't really that busy.
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Matoi Ryuko can speak to and understand her godrobe, Senketsu.
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Suicide Sam E. wears the same pair of crocs in public showers and when he goes out to the store.
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GOT A EXTRA TITTY would like to be banned so that he can finally reregister as EXTRA TITTY MAN
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Putty has only ever tickled a chicken's cloaca for science.
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VendaGoat prefers free-range, home raised goats but doesn't want anyone at work to think they're too fancy for vended goats. Secret shame.
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Cucktales Blogger caught scabies at the age of 14, and though he treated it early, the paranoia and guilt of potentially infecting others has destroyed all tactile interactions with other people. He also has herpes.
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onedayholiday desperately wishes for approval from his parents, but since they are two gay dogs he registered for somethingawful.com.
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Caro masterminded 9/11
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Slowbeef is the Dark World version of DarkSydePhil. It's complicated.
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Someone here likes to smell dog farts.
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Zombie Boat once met the legendary Wyatt Earp and left the experience with their head turned into a canoe. But ZB did not die!
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Awww maaan im a boat. Sam once fired 100 rounds of ammo at his own reflection, mistaking it for a sneaky sexual predator.
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Sephardic Homo realized that he only liked men but would never find a soulmate, so he had to legally change his name from Spanish Manlove.
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Suicide Sam E. does not have object permanence and is constantly surprised at everything
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Stoat posted:Suicide Sam E. does not have object permanence and is constantly surprised at everything Stoat isnt actually a stoat, rather is two midgets in an incredibly small pantomime ferret
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Big Daddy Keynes posted:Stoat isnt actually a stoat, rather is two midgets in an incredibly small pantomime ferret
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redshirt posted:Big Daddy Keynes is actually a 5'9" single man who does not particularly subscribe to the ideas of Keynes. redshirt's shirt is more of a mauve colour.
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Big Daddy Keynes' parachute account is Thrillton Friedman
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paranoid randroid never learned to read, suffers from mild anxiety, but it very dramatic about his condition. Suspiciously over dramatic... Atma works for a popular video game company out of their garage, recently fired all of the writers, and is desperate for plots. Suicide Sam E. fucked around with this message at 10:52 on Apr 25, 2014 |
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Trixie Hardcore has the terrible impulse to gently caress everyone she meets. Might as well walk around with the god-damned white pages under her arm. (George Carlin crosspost) Palpek has never seen the "Twin Peaks" movie nor television series. However, he was in it. He is a backwards-talking dwarf. Anime Sandwich is open-faced. Most people think of them as just being a slice of soggy bread with some anime sitting on it and not a true sandwich.
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I'm gay
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goons are all loving subhuman degenerate basement dwelling neckbeard adult virgin anime-loving scum with questionable hygeine
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Israel was behind 9/11.
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FogHelmut once ate an entire coconut and an entire pineapple for a bet and his piss smelled like pina colada for a week.
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Snowglobe of Doom wears women's panties under his boxers because they give him that snug fit he likes around his junk.
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