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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

T Fowl posted:

WHY IS THIS SHOW SUCH A GUILTY PLEASURE?!

43.3% of men 19-35 have a butt funnel fetish.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

FrozenVent posted:

43.3% of men 19-35 have a butt funnel fetish.

It's also a proven fact that the installation of a butt funnel inside of bars increases unwated pregnancies by 176.12 percent.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
What happens if you install a butt funnel in a gay bar?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

FrozenVent posted:

What happens if you install a butt funnel in a gay bar?

Butt Babies©, clearly.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

FrozenVent posted:

What happens if you install a butt funnel in a gay bar?

This made me realize that they've had a good variation of different bar types: metal, gay, pub, sports, theme, country, biker.

Glad that it's back!!!

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Boywhiz88 posted:

This made me realize that they've had a good variation of different bar types: metal, gay, pub, sports, theme, country, biker.

Glad that it's back!!!

Bacon, zombie...

Wait those aren't bar types as they are terrible one-off ideas.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

FrozenVent posted:

Bacon, zombie...

Wait those aren't bar types as they are terrible one-off ideas.

...Steampunk...

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

jscolon2.0 posted:

...Steampunk...

In that case that was an improvement, but then so would have been burning the place down, salting the ground and using it to bury nuclear waste.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

I must have fallen asleep somewhere, I didn't realize there was a season 3, let alone a 4.

Ironic Twist posted:

Quick one for the thread:



I think this is missing a "Stealing Employees" square.

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
God forbid this woman doesn't want to stay there till 1 am at her second job. Hopefully they hired her back.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

The American Dream posted:

God forbid this woman doesn't want to stay there till 1 am at her second job. Hopefully they hired her back.

The same one that told the dude teaching her how to mix drinks "gently caress you"? Yeah, let's hope. She seems like a real treat.

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
Even I don't like that guy and I like almost all of the people he brings in. It's not like it was Chef Brian Duffy.

She's probably got a kid and a day job, I can't blame her for taking off from that mess. She'll have a new job in a week anyways.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

The American Dream posted:

She's probably got a kid and a day job, I can't blame her for taking off from that mess. She'll have a new job in a week anyways.

She was portrayed as an ungrateful dweeb with no work ethic on the show, but I know we're dealing with reality show editing so I take that with a grain of salt.

FISHMANPET
Mar 3, 2007

Sweet 'N Sour
Can't
Melt
Steel Beams
To that point, an interesting article about a Cooking Channel restaurant make over show and what it did at a restaurant that didn't need rescuing. Gives a little bit of insight into what goes into these reality makeover shows: http://www.austinchronicle.com/food/2014-01-31/what-if-your-restaurant-doesnt-need-redemption/

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
I loving love this show and recently binged through season 3 but what made the show even better was the moment I realised that Taffer has the same accent as comedian Marc Maron. If you've ever listened to Maron's neurotic whining on his podcast it makes listening to Taffer ranting at incompetent bar owners even more hilarious and enjoyable.

Hand of the King
May 11, 2012
Bring back Jessie Barnes!

iastudent
Apr 22, 2008

Hand of the King posted:

Bring back Jessie Barnes!

This, but with Michael Tipps. :(

iastudent
Apr 22, 2008

Previews are up for Sunday's episode. Get... hype?

1JoshI
Nov 2, 2011

iastudent posted:

Previews are up for Sunday's episode. Get... hype?

LOL, just in the teasers I saw a bartender unable to make a martini who stuck her hand in the olive jar, the same bartender ignores and then flips off customers, fat old drunk hippies making out, douchebag owner encouraging drunkenness in customers and employees, uncooked mozzarella sticks that someone chewed for a minute (I would have spit out) and a RACCOON RUNNING AROUND THE BAR AND making GBS threads ALL OVER THE PLACE. Taffer's gonna be in full rage mode this Sunday.

iastudent
Apr 22, 2008

Critters and Quitters

A members-only bar in Kansas is threatened by a raccoon infestation

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Sure. Why not.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

FISHMANPET posted:

To that point, an interesting article about a Cooking Channel restaurant make over show and what it did at a restaurant that didn't need rescuing. Gives a little bit of insight into what goes into these reality makeover shows: http://www.austinchronicle.com/food/2014-01-31/what-if-your-restaurant-doesnt-need-redemption/

I think that show in particular is pretty bad.

A Chinese place near me that we've been going to for 25 years was on this show. They played up the drama between the two owner brothers but they were probably correct about the food being dated. The menu hasn't changed in the 25 years I've been going. But I wouldn't know if the new food was good because the old menu is still in use again.

I talked to the owner after the show and he said they had to remodel the remodel because everything was done so cheaply. That's probably the result of going on a low budget show. I imagine the budgets for things like Kitchen Nightmares and Bar Rescue are much bigger.

Here is the reveal for it: http://www.cookingchanneltv.com/shows/restaurant-redemption/radical-restaurant-reveals.html

Garbo
May 30, 2011
:siren: New Episode! :siren:

Now with 100% more raccoon!

iastudent
Apr 22, 2008

This is starting off lovely.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Welcome to the secret fraternal order of No-Homers.

iastudent
Apr 22, 2008

Chew chew chew!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Sweet. Drunk hippies making out.

Garbo
May 30, 2011
So far this bar staff is populated by 3 people, one of which is pretty much doing everything.

RACCOON TIME

CVagts
Oct 19, 2009
I don't know if there's a butt funnel big enough to save this bar.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
RACCOON poo poo!

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
This episode is starting off lovely. I really hope "tell them how to be a member" gets nailed into the greeter's head.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
75% of Raccoons stay for under 30 minutes, don't order anything, and leave poo poo everywhere.

Garbo
May 30, 2011

Oil! posted:

75% of Raccoons stay for under 30 minutes, don't order anything, and leave poo poo everywhere.

We need to get rid of the butt funnel lightning, its like a keep away sign for Raccoons.

1JoshI
Nov 2, 2011
Really, can we criticize the bouncer for not helping people
join Club Raccoon poo poo?

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Taffer is going to explode here.

Garbo
May 30, 2011
How much have you had to drink? "A little. A lot."

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

1JoshI posted:

Really, can we criticize the bouncer for not helping people
join Club Raccoon poo poo?

He was too busy keeping out potential customers to prevent a raccoon from entering.

Then again the bartender is bouncing Jon from getting in.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Jolly Green Taffer

iastudent
Apr 22, 2008

Well said. :downs:

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Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

drat. She was drunk.

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