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quote:There’s a story about Chris Kyle: on a cold January morning in 2010, he pulled into a gas station somewhere along Highway 67, south of Dallas. He was driving his supercharged black Ford F350 outfitted with black rims and oversize knobby mudding tires. Kyle had replaced the Ford logo on the grill with a small chrome skull, similar to the Punisher emblem from the Marvel Comics series, and added a riot-ready aftermarket grill guard bearing the words ROAD ARMOR. He had just left the Navy and moved back to Texas. Chris Kyle was a real fuckin' Texan. We got a saying down here, You live by the gun, you die by the gun... The most untexan thing about the whole thing is: Why wasn't he made an honorary sheriffs deputy afterwards? pretty inexplicable if you ask me http://www.dmagazine.com/publications/d-magazine/2013/april/the-legend-of-chris-kyle-01
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:13 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 10:31 |
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it bad
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:15 |
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NecroMonster posted:it bad Can you give me a little more to go on, boss?
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:15 |
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very not good texas bad
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:16 |
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you guys should be flattered at being allowed an actual mass media identity
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:16 |
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what shithole do you call home, punk?
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:16 |
texas: everything big but the dicks
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:17 |
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used tires and diarrhea
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:18 |
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texaholic posted:Describe Texas flat and bleak and I hate all the people but that last one is true of everywhere e: exclude hill country and bits of west texas for the first point
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:18 |
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sweaty, gay, flat
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:19 |
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dumb people dumb laws dumb schools dumb weather dumb state for dumb people
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:19 |
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goons really do hate everything btw...
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:20 |
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addin chease to mexican food was a pgood idea tho but i bet new-mexico or arizona actually did that first
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:20 |
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basically just north mexico
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:21 |
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How many threads a week do you have to make about Texas? We get it, you love Texas!! p.s. I was just in Dallas for the 80 degrees one day, 15 degrees the very next day weather. Good times. Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Mar 26, 2014 |
# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:21 |
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yeah texas is kind of rear end except for austin
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:21 |
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That was a cool story OP, I wootled softly to myself in my office. Thanks for sharing it
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:21 |
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NecroMonster posted:addin chease to mexican food was a pgood idea tho but i bet new-mexico or arizona actually did that first mexicos a big place, they do that in some places
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:22 |
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Did he kill white people or black people this is important
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:22 |
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what if the second guy was just some guy that worked at the gas station? really makes ya think
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:22 |
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Boombox Jackson posted:yeah texas is kind of rear end except for austin lawl this is whate everyone from texas says in an attempt to defend their poo poo state
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:22 |
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Lots of hats
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:22 |
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keep austin weird *fart*
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:23 |
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Sounds like a p okay story to me. you mess with the bull...you git the horns.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:24 |
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Probably not as bad as it sounds if you were to first carpet-bomb Beaumont, Vidor and any white girl wearing a cowboy hat.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:25 |
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filled with fat people texas is a huge poo poo hole give to mexico
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:27 |
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fits my needs posted:Did he kill white people or black people this is important Dallas sprawls North, East and West but not south. South Dallas is very black-ghetto but it quickly becomes rural Texas, hard to say whether it was gangbangers or white trash TBH.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:27 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:Probably not as bad as it sounds if you were to first carpet-bomb Beaumont, Vidor and any white girl wearing a cowboy hat. and lubbock and anywhere in Dallas that you can't see the skyline from
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:27 |
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"He was driving his supercharged black Ford F350 outfitted with black rims and oversize knobby mudding tires. Kyle had replaced the Ford logo on the grill with a small chrome skull, similar to the Punisher emblem from the Marvel Comics series, and added a riot-ready aftermarket grill guard bearing the words ROAD ARMOR." What more needs to be said?
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:27 |
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Texas is cool, but regionalism is gay.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:31 |
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too many white republican christians but that's kind of repetitive extremely multicultural and acceptive so long as you're not muslim
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:31 |
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"Hitler's sweaty asscrack" is how i'd describe texas
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:33 |
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I guess those robbers learned they should shoot first and loot.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:34 |
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I love Texas but that story and that person are pretty lovely.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:34 |
mostly bleak wasteland with lovely weather containing a bunch of people with mostly bad opinions
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:36 |
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Copley Depot posted:"Hitler's sweaty asscrack" that implies texas has a chance to be good
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:36 |
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My only Texas experience was a one hour layover at DFW. I was stoned on narcotics and had enough time to stop at Taco Bell before having to ride a monorail to switch terminals...wasn't bad.
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:37 |
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ITT jealous, effeminate liberals
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:39 |
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Let's, instead, name things in Texas that need to be carpet-bombed: Vidor Beaumont Lubbock white girls in cowboy hats much of Dallas anything else?
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# ? Mar 26, 2014 19:40 |
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big, bleak, blustery edit: wow, bleak seems to be a pretty popular descriptive Malinois fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Mar 26, 2014 |
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