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We need a thread to just 'be musicians' in, so here we are. Trimmed space on my HD today and had to choose between trimming my porn collection and trimming my audio library. Which do you think I picked to purge? (hint: the first one and I didn't even have to think about it that hard) Let's talk about being musicians and having a good time, man. Goldbaby makes the best sample packs mmmph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KczIvnTTDAM
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The best thing about being a musician is how impressed everyone is when I take my acoustic guitar to parties.
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Mar 29, 2014 10:14
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The best thing about being a musician is all the groupies with big tits. Some of the girls are nice too.
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Mar 29, 2014 10:18
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massive spider posted:The best thing about being a musician is how impressed everyone is when I take my acoustic guitar to parties. I'm a creeeeeeeep I'm a weirrrrdoooo 
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Mar 29, 2014 15:54
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Musicians are such babies 
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Mar 31, 2014 12:53
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Hey man go easy on the mau5, that's like 799,901 more problems than Jay-Z had. Guy must do it tough. edit: It is likely that there will be some, if not entire, overlap between the two separate lists of problems. Gym Leader Barack fucked around with this message at 13:03 on Mar 31, 2014 |
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Mar 31, 2014 12:58
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Griff Lee posted:Musicians are such babies holy lol
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Apr 1, 2014 04:59
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Epileper posted:holy lol If I made as much money as either of them I would have such better things to do  edit: this thread is gonna be the poo poo, start posting in it before it gets too hot and you become a poser Digi_Kraken fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Apr 1, 2014 |
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Apr 1, 2014 05:04
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Ticket presales for this thread. Gotta sell 30 at $10 a pop, but anything you sell after that you get to keep. Should be an easy sell. There'll be lotsa other popular local posters ITT. You got 30 friends right? Easy. THEN you get to post in this thread. What? You're good enough to post for money. You think you're so bad you'll post for free?
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Apr 1, 2014 07:59
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Music is a nice hobby because it keeps you away from street drugs.
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Apr 1, 2014 08:10
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Yeah as a muso you generally have access to way better than street level drugs. I was going to build up some array of smileys to indicate weed and music always being a great combination but there are very few smilies related to musicicians, so instead I will just fall back on 
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Apr 1, 2014 09:57
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The Cleaner posted:Music is a nice hobby because it keeps you away from street drugs. Sure does if tou have a grow op in your studio.
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Apr 1, 2014 11:08
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W424 posted:Sure does if tou have a grow op in your studio. nice I approve 
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Apr 2, 2014 06:32
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As a not so good musician I feel like buying lots of expensive things will make me actually make music. Please share your similar experiences.
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Apr 2, 2014 14:15
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Oh my yes, the past 10 years has been liberally peppered with unjustifiable purchases that benefited me minimally at the time, but then I reached a point where I started making music regularly and holy poo poo I have all this cool stuff that I can use now, thanks Past Self! Think of these purchases as presents for the future you. Even go to the length of using them fruitlessly now, repackaging them up and hiding them somewhere in the house (get high as poo poo on the nugz from your industry-standard studio grow op to help forget that you've hidden them) and then years later find a drum machine propping up the wonky table and an E-Bow stuffed in the spare linen drawer.
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Apr 2, 2014 14:36
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net work error posted:As a not so good musician I feel like buying lots of expensive things will make me actually make music. Please share your similar experiences. Well no, but I have a lot of toys now. My live rigs have for the last few years mainly been gobbled together from stuff I've had lying around. I feel kinda bad for the 5 guitars and a half stack that I haven't touched since my previous band imploded three years ago.
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Apr 2, 2014 15:57
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net work error posted:As a not so good musician I feel like buying lots of expensive things will make me actually make music. Please share your similar experiences. I did feel bad about that but compared to other goons I've barely spent a dime, so why stress 
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Apr 2, 2014 16:15
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All music is mass-produced by robots now so I assume anyone posting in this thread is a computerman.
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Apr 4, 2014 02:26
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tentril posted:All music is mass-produced by robots now so I assume anyone posting in this thread is a computerman. No uh, I'm definitely human... *cough* 
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Apr 4, 2014 03:15
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tentril posted:All music is mass-produced by robots now so I assume anyone posting in this thread is a computerman. Machine's ain't music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POnGb28DgFQ
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Apr 5, 2014 11:46
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net work error posted:As a not so good musician I feel like buying lots of expensive things will make me actually make music. Please share your similar experiences. Buying expensive things IS making music.
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Apr 7, 2014 18:29
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First email address posted get a copy of my bands new record at 320
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Apr 8, 2014 00:30
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-edit- I'll review it on rate your music Digi_Kraken fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Apr 8, 2014 |
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Apr 8, 2014 01:32
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Griff Lee posted:-edit- If you  I highly suggest before listening.
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Apr 8, 2014 01:55
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Noise Machine posted:If you drat dude, I am way ahead of you. Not gonna lie, this sax is making me lol. Not in a bad way, I was just listening to this rock song and then out of nowhere someone is wailing on a sax. I actually am stilling laughing about it because I keep imagining this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6ts70UXSkM oh man I'm laughing again now watching it
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Apr 8, 2014 02:02
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Griff Lee posted:drat dude, I am way ahead of you. not watching youtube but guessing it's the big muscular dude from lost boys
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Apr 8, 2014 02:05
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whoa are the new HD saxes out?
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Apr 8, 2014 02:05
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Griff Lee posted:
Hahahaha, I can see that with absolutely no context about the band or the album.
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Apr 8, 2014 02:14
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Being a muso is fantastic because everywhere I drink copious sums of alcohol and my tab is always "Nah, you're good."
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Apr 9, 2014 08:22
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Griff Lee posted:I'm a creeeeeeeep I remember one time I took up a band wanted ad it was a guy who auditioned by singing this song, its a deceptively hard song to sing though because its all up in weird places in a singers range, especially when you get to the "run, run runnn, RUUUUUUUUUUN" bit which is loving appalling if you're a very bad singer and he was. Anyway thats my band wanted ad story. massive spider fucked around with this message at 09:12 on Apr 9, 2014 |
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Apr 9, 2014 09:09
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CAT rear end now!!! posted:Buying expensive things IS making music. The music industry is a Freemason conspiracy. Right, so like, the Masons yeah? They put loads of money into bands like Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd and Iron Maidens to be rockstars and millionaires right? So then we would all want to be like Jimmy Gilmour and Bruce Halford. So after they spent all that money into making people rich and famous to make us want to be rich and famous, they made musical equipment really expensive so that they could make all that money back from us buying their really expensive equipment because we wanted to be Rock Stars. Alternatively: gently caress you Gibson.
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Apr 9, 2014 11:15
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This kid has better taste than you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foNKLggQ7E4
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Apr 9, 2014 18:02
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Griff Lee posted:This kid has better taste than you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysyZF-DZFY
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Apr 13, 2014 16:06
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I heard posting in this thread gives you the ability to shred rad arps at 666 bpm and acquire hot demon booty confirm/deny. Just trying to further my music career guys thanks
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Apr 13, 2014 18:41
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Kilometers Davis posted:I heard posting in this thread gives you the ability to shred rad arps at 666 bpm and acquire hot demon booty confirm/deny. Just trying to further my music career guys thanks yes. be advised hot demon booty not as good as you'd think (pussy actually a portal to a hellish dimension)
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Apr 13, 2014 19:18
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CAT rear end now!!! posted:(pussy actually a portal to a hellish dimension) How's this different than normal? 
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Apr 13, 2014 19:51
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On the way home from work while driving in my car I sang really hardcore to a CD I burned a few years ago. It was severe singing. I'm a hardcore musician because who else sings so hardcore to CDs?
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angrily twists knobs over and over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwG97ah0mEU
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I want to see a neutral representative.
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SineRider posted:angrily twists knobs over and over That's just silly. He would look cooler playing a Hello Kitty guitar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMyfxbM-Z0k
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