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Last month's aborted thread began with the retelling of how Cenan hosed a retard. This month's thread begins with odds on if he'll gently caress a solid 4, 90 lb weeaboo mormon. Current odds are 3:1 he'll go all the way, 1:1 he'll get the herp. Go go go! You bet now! 
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Another MTI got busted and is getting 8 months in prison, surprisingly not for anything sexual. Fursther confirming my theory that the vast majority of people who'd want that job are poo poo. quote:She pled guilty to obstructing justice by lying to investigators about how a recruit got a black eye and forbidding others in the flight to admit knowledge of the incident. quote:One witness told the court he entered the Air Force expecting a professional learning environment, but that he did not get what he expected. He said upon arrival at basic, Ellis told the recruits they had brought too much gear and took away all but one outfit, sending the rest of their belongings to the trash. quote:One of the trainees in a female flight testified that Ellis often forced the whole group to do physical training while naked in the shower stalls. She told the court of several shower incidents where Ellis was involved -- including a time when Ellis woke her in the early morning hours and forced her to stand naked under a cold shower while she shouted obscenities at her. The comment sections of any story about this mainly consist of  "BAHH BACK IN MY DAY!!!!!" and probably ramblings about the nonexistent stress cards.
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Apr 2, 2014 03:10
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I was secretly hoping we wouldn't have a thread this month 
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Apr 2, 2014 03:48
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shyduck posted:I was secretly hoping we wouldn't have a thread this month
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Apr 2, 2014 04:03
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shyduck posted:I was secretly hoping we wouldn't have a thread this month You and me both.
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Apr 2, 2014 04:12
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FYI the chill USAF thread wasn't a month to month thread. Not sure which one of our mods closed it but it wasn't meant to be the monthly USAF thread. It's the chill USAF thread. TIA for correcting this.
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Apr 2, 2014 12:52
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It's the service cap. Only jerks wear it, it seems.
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Apr 2, 2014 13:42
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Obama Africanus posted:FYI the chill USAF thread wasn't a month to month thread. Not sure which one of our mods closed it but it wasn't meant to be the monthly USAF thread. It's the chill USAF thread. The best AF thread. 
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Apr 2, 2014 15:18
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I miss the chill AF thread already
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Apr 3, 2014 02:21
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Has anyone turned down a PCS/exercised the 7 day option to avoid incurring a longer ADSC? If so, how hard were you poo poo on?
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Apr 3, 2014 04:43
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What's the back story? Most people I know were high fived and congratulated.
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Apr 3, 2014 14:05
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Hey, I know trying to get an exception to the DoD's firewall's impossible, but I think I have a case. I made a webapp that's been in place for a few weeks. It's being used daily by 3 fighter squadrons to track/map lowfly notams and royal flights, and saves time/improves safety. I'm using a hosting service called Openshift, which is a PITA. I'm using it because it's the only one not blocked by the firewall. Think this is doable? I'd like to get a better host unblocked by the AF, and get my own domain that I want to use unblocked. Also, we'll be in a poo poo situation if the AF suddenly decides to block the hosting I use. Is this a run-it-up the chain thing, or can I just call someone? Dominoes fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Apr 3, 2014 |
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Apr 3, 2014 21:52
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If it saves that much time it might be better to submit through IDEA.
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Apr 3, 2014 22:39
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Didn't the IDEA program get shut down due to budget cuts?
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Apr 4, 2014 05:00
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Also, I don't think officers can use it.
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Apr 4, 2014 05:17
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http://www.jqpublic-blog.com/emails-edge-toxic-leadership-air-force-squadrons/ This is about my squadron. Hahaha.
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Apr 4, 2014 21:31
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damastas posted:http://www.jqpublic-blog.com/emails-edge-toxic-leadership-air-force-squadrons/ lol Knowing what community that came from I am so, so not surprised. \/ Congrats \/ iyaayas01 fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Apr 5, 2014 |
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Apr 4, 2014 23:36
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iyaayas01 posted:lol so glad my VSP got approved today and I only have 4.5 months left in this chickenshit air force
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Apr 5, 2014 00:31
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That was from a loving ADO?  Whatever, pal, you're not even in the leave chain for 98% of the squadron.Go ahead and deny my leave, we'll see what the IG thinks.
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Apr 5, 2014 00:34
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:so glad my VSP got approved today and I only have 4.5 months left in this chickenshit air force So be on the lookout for a "just kidding" email from AFPC. Every time something new breaks in the force management saga, I think "haha, wonder how they'll find a way to top that colossal gently caress-up?" So far I've only had to wait a week or two for an answer to my question, every time.
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Apr 5, 2014 20:58
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iyaayas01 posted:So be on the lookout for a "just kidding" email from AFPC. quote:It’s about precision. Releasing a weapon from an aircraft one second too early or late can have lethal consequences on the ground, including fratricide or the loss of a battle. Airpower is also about communication. Confusion or inaccuracy in messages can result in paratroopers being dropped into a hail of enemy fire or wounded warriors bleeding out as rescue helicopters fly to the wrong coordinates. But it’s also about morality. Executing unlawful orders or applying combat power in violation of rules of engagement can undermine an entire war effort. 
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Apr 5, 2014 21:23
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:so glad my VSP got approved today and I only have 4.5 months left in this chickenshit air force Congrats my fellow VSP bro 
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Apr 5, 2014 23:10
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God I hope mine gets approved. My boss came by to say that I shouldn't do anything hasty I might regret, that I shouldn't judge the entire Air Force by its recent spate of fuckups and broken promises, and that if I really want to make a difference I should stick it out and try to make command one day. We're pretty much talking past each other at this point.
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Apr 5, 2014 23:48
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Dead Reckoning posted:God I hope mine gets approved. My boss came by to say that I shouldn't do anything hasty I might regret, that I shouldn't judge the entire Air Force by its recent spate of fuckups and broken promises, and that if I really want to make a difference I should stick it out and try to make command one day. We're pretty much talking past each other at this point. you can only change the system from the inside! or you can just not give a poo poo on the outside.
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Apr 5, 2014 23:51
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Dead Reckoning posted:God I hope mine gets approved. My boss came by to say that I shouldn't do anything hasty I might regret, that I shouldn't judge the entire Air Force by its recent spate of fuckups and broken promises, and that if I really want to make a difference I should stick it out and try to make command one day. We're pretty much talking past each other at this point. Your boss is dumb.
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Apr 6, 2014 00:06
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Dead Reckoning posted:God I hope mine gets approved. My boss came by to say that I shouldn't do anything hasty I might regret, that I shouldn't judge the entire Air Force by its recent spate of fuckups and broken promises, and that if I really want to make a difference I should stick it out and try to make command one day. We're pretty much talking past each other at this point. Is this the same boss that made the comments on your VSP app? Because if so  Also Helldump Immunity. posted:Your boss is dumb.
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Apr 6, 2014 00:27
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Ask him if it's blue when he cuts himself shaving.
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Apr 6, 2014 01:51
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Dead Reckoning posted:God I hope mine gets approved. My boss came by to say that I shouldn't do anything hasty I might regret, that I shouldn't judge the entire Air Force by its recent spate of fuckups and broken promises, and that if I really want to make a difference I should stick it out and try to make command one day. We're pretty much talking past each other at this point. If anyone ever needed an example of a toxic manager, they need to look no farther.
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You're an American Hero. Babies stop crying at the touch of your Christlike alabaster hands and crowds spontaneously burst into songs of praise at your passing. You are an American Airman! Wait you're thinking about getting out, you shitbird commie gently caress? You make me sick.
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Apr 6, 2014 02:54
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Dominoes posted:Hey, I know trying to get an exception to the DoD's firewall's impossible, but I think I have a case. If this app is so important to these fighter squadrons (not trying to be snarky here, I promise), then their commanders and their bosses up the chain need to make that apparent to 24th AF. Nothing is going to happen over lower-level channels and you'll probably have to get a high up to sign off on a waiver at some level. Although I suspect that the comm guys are not going to like something that is being used for official business being on non-government systems and will push hard to shut it down (and security people will agree with them). The 'official' way would be to get your app C&A'd and set up on govt systems somewhere with maintenance and a budget and a responsible party but good luck getting that to happen through the DoD acquisition system in a reasonable amount of time.
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Apr 6, 2014 03:03
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iyaayas01 posted:Is this the same boss that made the comments on your VSP app? Because if so "I don't see it as mixed at all: if you're going to get out, it's clear that you don't understand the value of service. That said, if you stay in you can still be a valuable asset to the Air Force and can learn some valuable skills by interacting with your peers at SOS. I think you'll thank me for this opportunity one day." He's got a point that I don't have anything close to a job lined up on the outside, but I figure taking a chance is better than spending my days fantasizing about going AWOL.
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Dead Reckoning posted:God I hope mine gets approved. My boss came by to say that I shouldn't do anything hasty I might regret, that I shouldn't judge the entire Air Force by its recent spate of fuckups and broken promises, and that if I really want to make a difference I should stick it out and try to make command one day. We're pretty much talking past each other at this point. Sounds like your boss is trying to justify his own life decisions. Dead Reckoning posted:Yeah, his reaction when I told him he was sending mixed messages was fantastic (paraphrasing): Boo this man. Helldump Immunity. posted:Congrats my fellow VSP bro
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Apr 6, 2014 03:14
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Dead Reckoning posted:Yeah, his reaction when I told him he was sending mixed messages was fantastic (paraphrasing): hahahahahahahahahaha ..... hahahahahahahahahaha gently caress that guy
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Apr 6, 2014 05:37
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Continuing a long line of SA VSP recipients ('10 here).
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Apr 6, 2014 05:54
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I, for one, say it's about drat time the rest of the world's disdain and contempt for the United States Air Force caught up to mine.
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Apr 6, 2014 07:12
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hannibal posted:
They learned their lesson, and it's only a 1.25x multiplier now.
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Rekinom posted:I, for one, say it's about drat time the rest of the world's disdain and contempt for the United States Air Force caught up to mine.
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Dominoes posted:Hey, I know trying to get an exception to the DoD's firewall's impossible, but I think I have a case. You'd have to put up a change request to the 561st NOS (and hope the fuckwits that get the request know how to read), then it goes to CMB (who sure as hell can't read), then it gets closed with no action Dr_Scienceface fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Apr 6, 2014 |
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Apr 6, 2014 22:59
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hannibal posted:If this app is so important to these fighter squadrons (not trying to be snarky here, I promise), then their commanders and their bosses up the chain need to make that apparent to 24th AF. Nothing is going to happen over lower-level channels and you'll probably have to get a high up to sign off on a waiver at some level. Although I suspect that the comm guys are not going to like something that is being used for official business being on non-government systems and will push hard to shut it down (and security people will agree with them). The 'official' way would be to get your app C&A'd and set up on govt systems somewhere with maintenance and a budget and a responsible party but good luck getting that to happen through the DoD acquisition system in a reasonable amount of time. Literally nothing is so important that comm won't shut it down to save themselves work
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hannibal posted:If this app is so important to these fighter squadrons (not trying to be snarky here, I promise), then their commanders and their bosses up the chain need to make that apparent to 24th AF. Nothing is going to happen over lower-level channels and you'll probably have to get a high up to sign off on a waiver at some level. Although I suspect that the comm guys are not going to like something that is being used for official business being on non-government systems and will push hard to shut it down (and security people will agree with them). The 'official' way would be to get your app C&A'd and set up on govt systems somewhere with maintenance and a budget and a responsible party but good luck getting that to happen through the DoD acquisition system in a reasonable amount of time. Or....sell this app to the AF as Dominoes, LLC, for hundreds of thousands of dollars per license.
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