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Console Role Player
Sep 15, 2007

Snooch to the Gooch


This is the true cheap beer for redneck kings.

"It's the water that makes it."





I'm also partial to this particular brand of texas swill.

Console Role Player fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Apr 4, 2014

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Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

pbr is a tolerable lovely beer, especially when it's $2 for a tallboy and you're playing a gig where the band only gets a $50 bar tab

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
PBR is not without its charms

prob the best poo poo beer out there after yuengling, which you can't find everywhere

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011

Tsinava posted:

my dad gets pbr because it's the only stuff at the grocery store that doesn't taste like poo poo. i agree.

(we live near a lovely grocery store)

sounds like a food desert

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
wow your normalcool

Sunsetaware
Jun 2, 2012

Console Role Player posted:



This is the true cheap beer for redneck kings.

"It's the water that makes it."





I'm also partial to this particular brand of texas swill.



if they sold those here, i'd have to try them on principle

pbr is good

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

yuengling supremacy gently caress the haters

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
Tecaté is the best lovely beer.

SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000
Coors banquet is the best cheap beer, followed by Grain Belt Premium, then Budweiser. If you're so poor you can't spend the extra $2 for a case you should probably switch to the bottom-shelf vodka in the plastic bottle.

illestG
Oct 8, 2009

Kid Gloves posted:

Tecaté is the best lovely beer.

exactamundo

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
all that caramel color MSG and fish bladder gel is what really sets the major name beers apart

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Stoic Commie posted:

all that caramel color MSG and fish bladder gel is what really sets the major name beers apart

yeah without that you've just got busch lite ie. yellow seltzer water

internet celebrity
Jun 23, 2006

College Slice
Here's a grand master beer judge's score sheet for PBR



It's a pretty good beer if you just take it for what it is.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Gordon Strong is an appropriate name for a master beer judge.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Monkey Fracas posted:

yeah without that you've just got busch lite ie. yellow seltzer water

busch light has lots of additives actually. without it you have pbr.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

BossRighteous posted:

Gordon Strong is an appropriate name for a master beer judge.

I still like that beer reviewer guy named Michael Jackson

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I forgot all about Schlitz. Another quality trash beer.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Peebers, rollers, and Rainier are pretty much the only worthwhile cheap beers in the pnw. Why you would buy them over the cheaper micros like deschutes or Redhook is beyond me though. Light beer is a great way to feel bloated before you feel drunk.

Also genesplicer man Guinness isn't bad but its way overrated and you should branch out into other micros that aren't just the go to for people who pretend to not like Coors but still don't know anything about beer.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I like Guinness, but it's not meant for drinking outdoors at a BBQ.

Redjakk
Apr 24, 2007

cormano sigue siendo mi hermano
Fun Shoe
PBR, Ranier, Olympia, Schlitz and Lone Star are all made by Pabst.

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG
I, too, like PBR. Everyone cries about how it tastes like poo poo and it doesn't taste like anything at all because it's lovely pisswater beer, so it's nice and cheap to get drunk off of.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Redjakk posted:

PBR, Ranier, Olympia, Schlitz and Lone Star are all made by Pabst.

What a glorious company. I like all those beers - unironically!

If you ironically like them, gently caress off.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Pbr isn't even the Hipster beer anymore. I swear every time a goon mentions hipsters he's going off half decade old stereotypes and doesn't realize how out of touch he is with modern trends.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
how do you ironically like a beer, what is this phenomenon

just sittin there all drinking a beer you don't like goin "mmm yeah I really appreciate this beer, so authentic"

if i find out you are ironically drinking a beer i will probably question your sincerity to beer at the very least

beercrime

Redjakk
Apr 24, 2007

cormano sigue siendo mi hermano
Fun Shoe
When you're drinking a beer as a cultural statement instead of enjoying it as a beverage or intoxicant.

Perfidia
Nov 25, 2007
It's a fact!
peanut butter rimjobs are Gross

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

ArbitraryC posted:

Pbr isn't even the Hipster beer anymore. I swear every time a goon mentions hipsters he's going off half decade old stereotypes and doesn't realize how out of touch he is with modern trends.

Just a half a decade? Thanks for the compliment friend.

Have a PBR.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

ArbitraryC posted:

Pbr isn't even the Hipster beer anymore. I swear every time a goon mentions hipsters he's going off half decade old stereotypes and doesn't realize how out of touch he is with modern trends.

PBR is what broke slobby indie rock people (ie, me) drank 15 years ago. hipsters are either too young to drink beer or they drink nothing but microbrews

it's almost like goons know very little about real life

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Black Label and Lion's Head are really popular around here recently. People still drink PBR, but not as much as a few years ago.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
agreed OP

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
let's talk about malt liquor



over at https://www.40ozmaltliquor.com with the 40 oz malt liquor crew

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

let's talk about malt liquor



over at https://www.40ozmaltliquor.com with the 40 oz malt liquor crew

i won't say no to a 6 pack of mickey's grenades

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

yuengling supremacy gently caress the haters

pbr could be worse

yuengling is amazing for the first beer but 5-6 yinglydings into the night the taste starts getting pretty old and I migrate to pissier swill.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

precision posted:

PBR is what broke slobby indie rock people (ie, me) drank 15 years ago. hipsters are either too young to drink beer or they drink nothing but microbrews

it's almost like goons know very little about real life

Eh pbr was definitely a hipster thing for a bit but like all hipster things by the time it becomes known as a hipster thing it's already way more mainstream than that and everyone who complains about it sounds like an out of touch dad talking about kids these days.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

yuengling supremacy gently caress the haters

pbr could be worse

America's Oldest Beer for the win here.

Oh and Guinness Extra Stout.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
ITT we are Frank from 'Blue Velvet'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmsrO8xpe-w

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
It's not like I'd turn down a PBR if offered, but I'm not going out of my way to get one. Ever.

"Standard Beer" for me is Miller Light.

slap me silly
Nov 1, 2009
Grimey Drawer

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

pbr could not be worse

Kid Gloves posted:

Tecaté is the best lovely beer.

sandpiper
Jun 1, 2007

hhehehehehe
i like kirin and steinlager. i don't really buy much else, so whatever

someone gave me a sam adams IPA last time i went out for dinner and i thought it was poo poo but drank it anyway

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
pbr is horible.

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