Internet Quiz That Shows How Privileged/Oppressed You Are

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TheInvisiblePooka: Dec 18, 2012

http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/

I got "Shitlord" with a score of 150, which is fairly accurate since I'm white, male, straight, and a US citizen with a full time job. I don't know how they come up with their numbers, but I'm fairly certain that being white automatically scores you 100 points towards "privileged" status. Seems legit enough for me.

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TheInvisiblePooka posted:

http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/

I got "Shitlord" with a score of 150, which is fairly accurate since I'm white, male, straight, and a US citizen with a full time job. I don't know how they come up with their numbers, but I'm fairly certain that being white automatically scores you 100 points towards "privileged" status. Seems legit enough for me.

tell them you have an ugly face just to even it up a little

# ? Apr 5, 2014 05:57

CHIVERS: Apr 28, 2004; c'est quand meme la honte

What score do I have to get to be a fucktard republican dad?

# ? Apr 5, 2014 05:57

Wet Bandits Copycat: Apr 18, 2004

It's good that these are all checkboxes so that I can let them know that I'm straight and gay.

# ? Apr 5, 2014 05:59

Dr. Carwash: Sep 16, 2006; Senpai...

i got shitlord with a score of 180 :smug:

# ? Apr 5, 2014 05:59

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Privilege

Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 160

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:00

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

My score is -185 which is Extremely Oppressed.

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:03

TheInvisiblePooka: Dec 18, 2012

Hwbrgdtse posted:

tell them you have an ugly face just to even it up a little

Dropped my score to 130 after selecting both fat and ugly.

Still a shitlord though.

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:04

A Touch of Satan: Apr 6, 2009

EXTREMELY OPPRESSED with a score of -125

Gonna assume it's because I'm gay and upper lower class.

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:06

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Shitlord of 120 yo

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:25

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

TheInvisiblePooka posted:

http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/

I got "Shitlord" with a score of 150, which is fairly accurate since I'm white, male, straight, and a US citizen with a full time job. I don't know how they come up with their numbers, but I'm fairly certain that being white automatically scores you 100 points towards "privileged" status. Seems legit enough for me.

Nice try! not gonna click it.

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:30

Indubitable Leg: Aug 9, 2013

Shitlord 120, eat it minori-scum :colbert:

The site updates are worth a gander as well "triggering for retarded." was my personal favorite.

Also how the hell is thinking that you have the soul of some video game character/other kin equal oppression?

Indubitable Leg fucked around with this message at 06:33 on Apr 5, 2014

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:31

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

Your privilege level is Disadvantaged with a score of -70

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:33

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

Plutocrat (>$1,000,000,000 net)
Homeless or Institutionalized
Rich (>$1,000,000/y)
Affluent (100k-250k/y)
Middle (45k-65k)/y
Poor (<30k/y)

I make 42k this is moronic

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:33

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

oh poo poo it's a checkbox poll I take it back it's awesome

checkboxes loving OWN

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:34

gibbsocracy: Mar 2, 2014; by XyloJW

I'm a shitlord

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:35

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

oh poo poo it's a checkbox poll I take it back it's awesome

checkboxes loving OWN

Privilege
Your privilege level is Extremely Oppressed with a score of -3015

thats what happens if you click everything

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:35

gibbsocracy: Mar 2, 2014; by XyloJW

Indubitable Leg posted:

Also how the hell is thinking that you have the soul of some video game character/other kin equal oppression?

I and my other jock shitlord friends would ruthlessly own you on a daily basis, and not just thru cyberbullying and transerasure either. But real life owns. Good ones too.

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:36

Stunt_enby: Feb 6, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

-510

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:36

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

Plutocrat (>$1,000,000,000 net)
Homeless or Institutionalized
Rich (>$1,000,000/y)
Affluent (100k-250k/y)
Middle (45k-65k)/y
Poor (<30k/y)

I make 42k this is moronic

Aww. I'm poor no what I do

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:37

TheInvisiblePooka: Dec 18, 2012

Indubitable Leg posted:

Shitlord 120, eat it minori-scum

The site updates are worth a gander as well "triggering for retarded." was my personal favorite.

Also how the hell is thinking that you have the soul of some video game character/other kin equal oppression?

I've recently discovered the "testimonial" section. It's pretty amusing.

And it equals oppression because they identified you as a weeaboo. Nobody likes weeaboos. Not even ADTRW.

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:37

TheInvisiblePooka: Dec 18, 2012

SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

Privilege
Your privilege level is Extremely Oppressed with a score of -3015

thats what happens if you click everything

Check My Privilege posted:

DON'T OPPRESS ME BECAUSE I'M AN OTHER DRAGONKIN BIRDKIN REPTILEKIN WEREKIN DEMONKIN MAMMALKIN HUMAN UNEMPLOYED POLICE OFFICER TEACHER DOCTOR INVESTMENT BANKER SCIENTIST ENGINEER TECHNOLOGIST TRANS CIS GENDERQUEER WITH AN UGLY DISFIGURED ATTRACTIVE FACE OVERWEIGHT WITH A 10/10 BODY WHILE BEING TALL SHORT AND AVERAGE SIZED BISEXUAL GAY ASEXUAL STRAIGHT MUSLIM HINDU CHRISTIAN BUDDHIST JEWISH SIKH OTHER ATHEIST WHO IS DEAF BLIND WITH SOCIAL AUTISM DISEASE ABLE-BODIED IMMOBILE WITH A MENTAL DISEASE LIVING IN INDIA RURAL AND URBAN CHINA, TOP MEH poo poo AND LOW EUROPE LATIN AMERICA AFRICA MIDDLE EAST AUSTRALIA/JAPAN USA/CANADA LATINO BLACK WHITE ASIAN OTHER INSTITUTIONALIZED POOR RICH MIDDLE CLASS AFFLUENT PLUTOCRAT MALE FEMALE INTERSEX
-EXTREME OPPRESSION

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:42

SerSpook: Feb 13, 2012

SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

Privilege
Your privilege level is Extremely Oppressed with a score of -3015

thats what happens if you click everything

i got -3970 by doing that though

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:42

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

The character I'm most like is Sephiroth.

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:42

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

TheInvisiblePooka posted:

you are too much of a pussy to eat a shotgun shell

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:44

jonathan: Jul 3, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

answered truthfully I got "Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 195"

I don't know if that is good or bad but Im a tall white good looking straight athiest canadian. Im not sure if they wanted individual income or household income. Household would bump me up a bracket.

Edit: you can't choose greater than 250k per year but less than 1,000,000.

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:48

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

hmmm I think maybe this quiz might be not so serious I dunno

# ? Apr 5, 2014 07:34

Hostile Rabbi: Jun 25, 2005; by Ralp

-4000 i win the oppression olympics

# ? Apr 5, 2014 07:43

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Hostile Rabbi posted:

-4000 i win the oppression olympics

I still got to bury your sorry rear end

# ? Apr 5, 2014 07:47

TheInvisiblePooka: Dec 18, 2012

SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

hmmm I think maybe this quiz might be not so serious I dunno

Surely the oppressed birdkin folk would take offense to not being taken seriously on an Internet quiz.

# ? Apr 5, 2014 08:06

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

I'm Extremely Oppressed with a score of nearly -1000, which I assume happens when you click "other" for your race checkbox

# ? Apr 5, 2014 08:09

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Privilege: [✓]

# ? Apr 5, 2014 08:11

guppiehaus: Sep 13, 2010

Sabel posted:

Privilege: [✓]

# ? Apr 5, 2014 08:11

EnabledAssman: Dec 29, 2008

-90 I think I might be retarded.

# ? Apr 5, 2014 08:12

.lnk to the past: May 3, 2005; psoting while drunk

i got a 69

# ? Apr 5, 2014 08:13

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

i got over 9000

# ? Apr 5, 2014 08:16

Cucking Mama: Sep 27, 2013; Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

cool numbers fellas

# ? Apr 5, 2014 09:40

Evveron: May 10, 2008; Some would ask, how could a perfect God create a universe filled with so much that is evil. They have missed a greater conundrum: why would a perfect God create a universe at all?

im being oppressed by the bad posting itt

# ? Apr 5, 2014 09:41

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

TheInvisiblePooka posted:

http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/

I got "Shitlord" with a score of 150, which is fairly accurate since I'm white, male, straight, and a US citizen with a full time job. I don't know how they come up with their numbers, but I'm fairly certain that being white automatically scores you 100 points towards "privileged" status. Seems legit enough for me.

I merely got "privileged" rather than "shitlord" and am v. jealous of you OP

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quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

hmm the first question it offered me was "kinship", a concept that only applies to the hedonistic, sheltered middle-class american. hmm hmm i will trust a privileged child's judgment on what privilege is

# ? Apr 5, 2014 10:15

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