Android but with laughs: Correct spelling is important, thanks.

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Super-NintendoUser: Jan 16, 2004; COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES; Soiled Meat

Cocoa Crispies posted:

don't bother closing it, just sell it at a loss but rig your spreadsheet so it looks like a profit

Crap, the internet is on to me.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 15:38

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 04:37

The Skeep: Sep 15, 2007; That Chicken sure loves to drum...sticks

What is the yospos mobile telephone of choice?

Or are they all poo poo.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 16:33

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

what the gently caress is she supposed to do with it

"oh, look at these poor poor people. i know! i shall donate this future-monocle that i am wearing. i am helping!" ~continues to engage in behavior that exacerbates all problems, also purchases a thing in a pink container because $.00000001 goes to breasts~

# ? Apr 17, 2014 16:38

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

The Skeep posted:

What is the yospos mobile telephone of choice?

Or are they all poo poo.

webOS

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# ? Apr 17, 2014 16:54

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

duTrieux. posted:

purchases a thing in a pink container because $.00000001 goes to breasts~

just like me :shepface:

# ? Apr 17, 2014 16:55

ANIME MONSTROSITY: Jun 1, 2012; by XyloJW

Santas Ainol Elf posted:

webOS

no its trash

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# ? Apr 17, 2014 16:57

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

best phone

nokia in general made the best candybar phones

# ? Apr 17, 2014 17:03

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

Vintersorg posted:

best phone

nokia in general made the best candybar phones

iawtp

# ? Apr 17, 2014 17:07

Miley Virus: Apr 9, 2010

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

no its trash

whoa tempting fate there

# ? Apr 17, 2014 17:10

exe cummings: Jan 22, 2005

RZA Encryption posted:

their music service works very well.

Its a good way to listen to your music collection at work or on a phone without syncing physical devices.

I would listen to google play on my s3 except the stereo no longer works lol

# ? Apr 17, 2014 17:13

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

Vintersorg posted:

best phone

nokia in general made the best candybar phones

there was a model after that one that had a built-in led flashlight which was really handy so i'd go with it for the best phone.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 17:21

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Santas Ainol Elf posted:

webOS

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I'm sorry I probated you by mistake, I'm on my phone and iOS is poo poo, if I had been using my old pre this never would have happened. again, my apologies for any inconvenience this may have caused.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 17:43

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

awful.app really needs a mod mode

# ? Apr 17, 2014 17:50

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

might be hard to develop without being a mod

# ? Apr 17, 2014 17:52

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

rotor likes to shoot from the hip i see.

you're a loose cannon rotor! they'll have your star for this.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 17:58

obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

rotor posted:

I'm sorry I probated you by mistake, I'm on my phone and iOS is poo poo, if I had been using my old pre this never would have happened. again, my apologies for any inconvenience this may have caused.

I think Santas Ainol Elf should get to post one free banme without punishment.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 18:04

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

kraftwerk singles posted:

you should cease giving money to google immediately

agreed

# ? Apr 17, 2014 18:24

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

i feel like I've read about this before but I forget and in any case, holy god

"The 5.1-inch screen is too big to operate with the hand that�s holding it, unless your thumb can stretch like Mrs. Incredible�s. But Samsung has a clever, if weird, fix for this: Among the Galaxy�s 732,852 features is one called �One-Handed Operation,� whose function is to shrink the screen so that you can reach all of it with your thumb. It leaves empty black areas around the shrunken image."

# ? Apr 17, 2014 18:44

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

lmao

# ? Apr 17, 2014 18:46

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Linguica posted:

holy gently caress that system tray

# ? Apr 17, 2014 18:47

Metrication: Dec 12, 2010; Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".

Linguica posted:

i feel like I've read about this before but I forget and in any case, holy god

"The 5.1-inch screen is too big to operate with the hand that�s holding it, unless your thumb can stretch like Mrs. Incredible�s. But Samsung has a clever, if weird, fix for this: Among the Galaxy�s 732,852 features is one called �One-Handed Operation,� whose function is to shrink the screen so that you can reach all of it with your thumb. It leaves empty black areas around the shrunken image."

lmfao

# ? Apr 17, 2014 18:49

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

Linguica posted:

i feel like I've read about this before but I forget and in any case, holy god

"The 5.1-inch screen is too big to operate with the hand that�s holding it, unless your thumb can stretch like Mrs. Incredible�s. But Samsung has a clever, if weird, fix for this: Among the Galaxy�s 732,852 features is one called �One-Handed Operation,� whose function is to shrink the screen so that you can reach all of it with your thumb. It leaves empty black areas around the shrunken image."

trigger warning: android

# ? Apr 17, 2014 18:54

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Linguica posted:

i feel like I've read about this before but I forget and in any case, holy god

"The 5.1-inch screen is too big to operate with the hand that�s holding it, unless your thumb can stretch like Mrs. Incredible�s. But Samsung has a clever, if weird, fix for this: Among the Galaxy�s 732,852 features is one called �One-Handed Operation,� whose function is to shrink the screen so that you can reach all of it with your thumb. It leaves empty black areas around the shrunken image."

I'm every single thing in that image.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 18:56

Squeezy Farm: Jun 16, 2009

Linguica posted:

i feel like I've read about this before but I forget and in any case, holy god

"The 5.1-inch screen is too big to operate with the hand that�s holding it, unless your thumb can stretch like Mrs. Incredible�s. But Samsung has a clever, if weird, fix for this: Among the Galaxy�s 732,852 features is one called �One-Handed Operation,� whose function is to shrink the screen so that you can reach all of it with your thumb. It leaves empty black areas around the shrunken image."

holy crap... the anroidlulz are back, baby!!

# ? Apr 17, 2014 19:03

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

what a clever fix

no wait, that's a problem that could be avoided altogether

# ? Apr 17, 2014 19:18

computer toucher: Jan 8, 2012

Shifty Pony posted:

they are desperately hoping those people will love the service so much to switch to paid because they don't have enough paying customers.

uhhhhhhhh so umm yeah ok.

I didn't remember that free users didn't get mobile at all, but now they do, with ads.

ads are money, so yeah, I get it.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 19:31

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Linguica posted:

i feel like I've read about this before but I forget and in any case, holy god

"The 5.1-inch screen is too big to operate with the hand that�s holding it, unless your thumb can stretch like Mrs. Incredible�s. But Samsung has a clever, if weird, fix for this: Among the Galaxy�s 732,852 features is one called �One-Handed Operation,� whose function is to shrink the screen so that you can reach all of it with your thumb. It leaves empty black areas around the shrunken image."

yeah they did this first with the galaxy note when the s line was supposed to be not as comically oversized but now they've made it comically oversized also because bigger numbers = better than

# ? Apr 17, 2014 19:36

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

Granbar posted:

this happened recentlu with my ipad air, but i was using one of those flat iphone chargers. theyre poo poo

the ipad requires the 12W charger that came with it, not the 5W charger that comes with an iphone

# ? Apr 17, 2014 19:39

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

Linguica posted:

i feel like I've read about this before but I forget and in any case, holy god

"The 5.1-inch screen is too big to operate with the hand that�s holding it, unless your thumb can stretch like Mrs. Incredible�s. But Samsung has a clever, if weird, fix for this: Among the Galaxy�s 732,852 features is one called �One-Handed Operation,� whose function is to shrink the screen so that you can reach all of it with your thumb. It leaves empty black areas around the shrunken image."

i am having a hard time finding the words to properly express just how dumb this is.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 20:10

Papes: Apr 13, 2010; There's always something at the bottom of the bag.

Shifty Pony posted:

i am having a hard time finding the words to properly express just how dumb this is.

android

# ? Apr 17, 2014 20:18

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

oh come on that's special even by android standards.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 20:22

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

Linguica posted:

The Next Big Thing Is Here-

Last Chance posted:

Samsung

# ? Apr 17, 2014 20:24

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Linguica posted:

i feel like I've read about this before but I forget and in any case, holy god

"The 5.1-inch screen is too big to operate with the hand that�s holding it, unless your thumb can stretch like Mrs. Incredible�s. But Samsung has a clever, if weird, fix for this: Among the Galaxy�s 732,852 features is one called �One-Handed Operation,� whose function is to shrink the screen so that you can reach all of it with your thumb. It leaves empty black areas around the shrunken image."

ahhahahha

# ? Apr 17, 2014 20:25

double sulk: Jul 2, 2010

Your region is okay.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 20:26

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

infernal machines posted:

rotor likes to shoot from the hip i see.

you're a loose cannon rotor! they'll have your star for this.

I just get so mad!!!

# ? Apr 17, 2014 20:49

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

Angry Moo Cow posted:

I find my Android Samsung a perfectly usable phone. Nothing wrong with it. No Apple tax for me thanks

thinks a Sarnsung phone is worth seven hundred dollars. :laffo:

# ? Apr 17, 2014 21:01

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

Linguica posted:

i feel like I've read about this before but I forget and in any case, holy god

"The 5.1-inch screen is too big to operate with the hand that�s holding it, unless your thumb can stretch like Mrs. Incredible�s. But Samsung has a clever, if weird, fix for this: Among the Galaxy�s 732,852 features is one called �One-Handed Operation,� whose function is to shrink the screen so that you can reach all of it with your thumb. It leaves empty black areas around the shrunken image."

nuke korea

# ? Apr 17, 2014 21:16

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

Linguica posted:

i feel like I've read about this before but I forget and in any case, holy god

"The 5.1-inch screen is too big to operate with the hand that�s holding it, unless your thumb can stretch like Mrs. Incredible�s. But Samsung has a clever, if weird, fix for this: Among the Galaxy�s 732,852 features is one called �One-Handed Operation,� whose function is to shrink the screen so that you can reach all of it with your thumb. It leaves empty black areas around the shrunken image."

this just may be peak anroid

holy gently caress

lmfao

# ? Apr 17, 2014 21:39

X-BUM-RAIDER-X: May 7, 2008

rotor, let's have a civilised discussion here. how can we get along if we can't even talk. can we ever have a true assessment of the benefits, and of the cons, of the Palm Operating system? it has many benefits, and also it has some cons, but through open, free discussion, we can settle our difference and lead normal lives again.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 21:42

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duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

OBAMA BIN LIFTIN posted:

rotor, let's have a civilised discussion here. how can we get along if we can't even talk. can we ever have a true assessment of the benefits, and of the cons, of vaccines? it has many benefits, and also it has some cons, but through open, free discussion, we can settle our difference and lead normal lives again.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 21:56

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