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Okay BYOB, let's face it: pizza jokes are kinda stale. Once upon a time, when the internet was young, it was exciting and surprising to find out that other people liked the same things you liked, like cattes  and pizza. You like pizza, bro? I like pizza too! Let's talk toppings!
But nowadays when there are full-blown communities for every crazy niche pleasure, popular, once-mighty titans like pizza, weed, bacon, monkeys, cheese, cats, dogs, pizza, and bacon have lost their ability to shock and delight, and have become nothing more than the fundamental background hum of world wide web, a barely noticeable buzz, a flavorless paste that binds a billion communications together without ever affecting them in any way.
I think I speak for all true Yobbers when I say that such a situation cannot be allowed to continue. Pizza used to mean something, man. It used to stand for good times, and chillaxing, and moderate hedonism. Making a pizza joke was a way of saying "hey, I'm a fun and funny dude who's down for good times and a tasty buzz, no pressure." Hell, you didn't even need to make a pizza joke. Back in the day (in the mid to late 90s) you could just stroll up to a conversation and go "pizza!" or "team papa johns, here!" and have a crowd in the palm of your hand. You could get garaunteed smiles by calling it 'za. I know some of you know what I'm talking about because you're still doing that, here in BYOB, to this very day.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I would like to get laid again. I wanna bring back the days when I could walk into a party and by the end of the night some greasy fun-lovin pizza slut would be all up on my p-zone. I want to gently caress, and cum, with a woman, very badly.
And it ain't gonna happen without pizza. On the real, we never gave up on pizza, but we did get lazy. We thought Lady Pizza would always be there for us, and we've been stuck in a routine. Well that ends today. Use this thread to workshop all of your best pizza-related jokes. No joke too "out there" or "crazy" or "hosed up." Let's get weird...with pizza! Just like we've always wanted to.
Final note: since we're just brainstorming here, please keep any criticism brief and constructive. Thanks!
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Reserved for good jokes, faqs etc.
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"microwave pizza? what's next...microwave orgasms?"
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Apr 19, 2014 15:26
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why did the pizza cross the road
nice setup. I'm waiting for the punch line!
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Apr 19, 2014 15:36
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an astronaut is on a spacewalk and hes trying to eat a pizza, but it keeps bumping into his helmet and he's goin NUTs
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Apr 19, 2014 15:36
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That feel when you order a pizza but when you open the box, its empty because the delivery guy got the munchies and ate it.
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Apr 19, 2014 15:42
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by exmarx
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An apple pie except instead of apples and sugar, its tomatoes and cheese.
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Apr 19, 2014 15:42
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza at the door. It's time to party!
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Apr 19, 2014 15:44
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why did the pizza only get half eaten?
a: because there wasn't mush room
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Apr 19, 2014 15:44
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A bunch of klansmen are tired of ordering white pizza for their meetings but everybody is too embarrassed to say anything
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Apr 19, 2014 15:56
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I read the whole thing op and I feel the same way
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Apr 19, 2014 15:59
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concentration camps had ovens in them which seems like it would be good for a pizza joke but I'm having a hard time formulating one so I'm gonna kick it to you guys
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Apr 19, 2014 16:00
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Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?
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A pizza with pepperonis and the pepperonis have nipples. Wtf is that? AHAHA!
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Apr 19, 2014 16:01
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by exmarx
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A pizza with pepperonis and the pepperonis have nipples. Wtf is that? AHAHA!
A pizza with one big pepperoni in the middle - it looks like the goatse man! 
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Apr 19, 2014 16:02
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A pizza with pepperonis and the pepperonis have nipples. Wtf is that? AHAHA!
haha and the pizza gets aroused when you eat it!
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Apr 19, 2014 16:03
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Two pizzas next to eachother looks like a butt, hehe.
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Apr 19, 2014 16:03
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a gif of a pizza that folds itself up into a envelope or smth and flys to your house an unfolds on the table
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A miniature person using one of the plastic pizza tables as a regular table - and there's a mini pizza on it!
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Apr 19, 2014 16:06
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a gif of a pizza that folds itself up into a envelope or smth and flys to your house an unfolds on the table
http://brokenpants.com/comics/speedys/
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Apr 19, 2014 16:07
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I want a pizza right now with pepperoni and peppers and salami
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Apr 19, 2014 16:15
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Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?
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I want a pizza right now with pepperoni and peppers and salami
That's really kinda less of a joke and more of a delivery order.
Maybe the salami has nipples and that can be the joke.
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Apr 19, 2014 16:17
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i wanted to post my favorite pizza joke but i thought ut might be too cheesy lmbo!
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Apr 19, 2014 16:17
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LOL WUT?
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the true future of pizza delivery.. thank you snow crash truther
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Apr 19, 2014 16:18
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A bunch of klansmen are tired of ordering white pizza for their meetings but everybody is too embarrassed to say anything
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Apr 19, 2014 16:28
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That's really kinda less of a joke and more of a delivery order.
Maybe the salami has nipples and that can be the joke.
so, will you deliver the pizza ooooorrr...?
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Apr 19, 2014 16:29
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pizza dildo
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suck my dick
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A miniature person using one of the plastic pizza tables as a regular table - and there's a mini pizza on it!
meta
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Apr 19, 2014 17:17
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Apr 19, 2014 17:18
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I've only had two jobs in my life: pizza delivery man and weed courier. Which was more stressful? Definitely pizza delivery man. See, if you're a weed courier and the cops catch you, they take all your weed and throw you in jail, but if you're a pizza delivery man, they eat the pizza THEN take all your weed and throw you in jail.
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Apr 19, 2014 17:27
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thiose are clearly pizza fries
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Apr 19, 2014 17:30
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this guys cool: http://www.datehookup.com/User-271523597.htm
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a guy slipping and falling and hurting himself but instead of a banana peel, it's a pizza he slips on
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Apr 19, 2014 18:06
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The Legend of Pizza; it's like the Legend of Zelda except with pizza, like the Triforce pieces are slices of pizza and the enemies are noids or something
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a guy slipping and falling and hurting himself but instead of a banana peel, it's a pizza he slips on
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His sword is a pizza cutter, the shield is a pizza box, the boomerang is a pizza crust etc, feel free to add to this idea
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