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 The TFF All Time Mock DraftIt's that time of the year again, where we're bored as hell and petty arguments are king. Since no one looks at the OP, I'll keep this short and sweet. Rules: 1. There will be 22 rounds where you will fill up 22 starting positions. 2. No kickers or backups may be taken. 3. Numbers will be drawn out of a hat to determine pick order. 4. NO TRADING!!! In a regular mock draft you have the opportunity to trade future picks/current players, but we have neither of those going into this draft, just a bare bones roster that needs filling. 5. In addition, you have 12 hours to pick. After 12 hours you will be given a reasonable player by the first person to call attention to your lack of attention. No exceptions, 12 and your times up. 6. Any past and present player is eligible. Miami Dolphins - Ehud New York Jets - Rasczak Buffalo Bills - Atticus Finch New England Patriots - Toymachine San Francisco 49ers - Grozz Noy Seattle Seahawks - Gerund St Louis Rams - Volkerball Arizona Cardinals - Zerilan Baltimore Ravens - The Puppy Bowl Cincinnati Bengals - Eifert Posting Pittsburgh Steelers - Alouicious Cleveland Browns - Rap Denver Ponies - Knightmere Kansas City Chiefs - Tremendous Taste Oakland Raiders - incompetent San Diego Chargers - Pron on VHS Chicago Bears - Pops Mgee Detroit Lions - Detroit Dogg Green Bay Packers - Top Hats Monthly Minnesota Vikings - JRizzle Atlanta Falcons - Chilichump New Orleans Saints - Intruder Carolina Panthers - Crazy Tampa Bay Buccaneers - A Pale Horse Houston Texans - zimbomonkey Indy Colts - Tanglewood420 Jacksonville Jaguars - Parmesan Basil Tennessee Titans - Korrandark Philly Eagles - Mel Mudkiper Dallas Cowboys - Febreeze Washington Redfolk of the Savage Lands - No Butt Stuff New York Giants - Daltos Doltos fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Apr 23, 2014 |
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Apr 22, 2014 15:52
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I'll take the Redskins if I can rename them, officially, to the Washington Racists. Otherwise, I'd like the Chiefs.
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Apr 22, 2014 15:56
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I'll take the Jaguars because they have no fans.
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Apr 22, 2014 15:58
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Can I also suggest no trading of picked players or am I being too much of a babby
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Apr 22, 2014 16:06
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How about just no trading.
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Apr 22, 2014 16:11
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No thats a good point. You can't trade any future picks so doing any swap for any player would be borderline collusion to the sanctity of internet forum mock drafting. No trading players folks.
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Apr 22, 2014 16:12
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Crazed poster willingly volunteers to man Cleveland browns for internet draft
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Apr 22, 2014 16:13
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Bills Bills Bills
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Apr 22, 2014 16:14
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lol I'll do the Dolphins
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Apr 22, 2014 16:15
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I'll take the Falcons.
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Apr 22, 2014 16:17
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Bengals I guess.
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Apr 22, 2014 16:18
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I'll take the Titans, if there isn't any Titans fan that wants to.
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Apr 22, 2014 16:24
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Sign me up for the Bucs of course.
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Apr 22, 2014 16:27
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I'll take team.
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Apr 22, 2014 16:28
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I'll take like any team you've got a spot for
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Apr 22, 2014 16:35
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Rap baby are you taking them Brownies or do I have to hand it off to a puto
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Apr 22, 2014 16:40
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Gimme da panthers plz
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Apr 22, 2014 16:41
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im commitment phobic let rap do it
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Apr 22, 2014 16:41
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we can collaborate???
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Apr 22, 2014 16:58
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Can I pick the Eagles and purposefully draft ryan leaf no? Just give me a team no one else wants at the end Edit: YOU GAVE ME THE COWBOYS? WHELP I GUESS TIME TO TANK THEM Seriously I'll take the titans or rams, whichever gets left first Febreeze fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Apr 22, 2014 |
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Apr 22, 2014 17:06
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huzzah, the chance to populate the Steelers with likeable players 
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Apr 22, 2014 17:07
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The Detroit Lions are changing their name to something else.
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Apr 22, 2014 17:12
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Rap posted:we can collaborate??? sorry rap but ill end up taking a team no one else wants like febreeze
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Apr 22, 2014 17:12
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Oh good idea. Sure Daltos I'll take the browns. Frank Minnifield please
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Apr 22, 2014 17:14
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I'll take Green Bay
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Apr 22, 2014 17:28
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I'm up for this. I'll take Arizona.
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Apr 22, 2014 17:33
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Nice, we have 15 teams left. Tell your moms
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Apr 22, 2014 17:36
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Febreeze posted:
Doltos posted:
Well played, Daltos. If someone else wants the Cowboys they can have them, I'll do the rams or titans
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Apr 22, 2014 17:40
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Detroit_Dogg posted:The Detroit Lions are changing their name to something else. I relocated the Lions in Madden from Detroit to Lansing. They became the Lansing Economists. Our mascot was a wasp and games were played at Kid Rock Memorial Stadium. We actually won a Super Bowl. That is your history of the storied Lansing Economists franchise.
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Apr 22, 2014 17:58
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Buffalo Bills have moved. They are now the Seychelles Bills.
No Irish Need Imply fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Apr 22, 2014 |
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Apr 22, 2014 18:00
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I'll take the Cowboys then.
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Apr 22, 2014 18:08
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I'll take the Seahawks if no one else will.
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Apr 22, 2014 18:18
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I was giving priority to fans of the team but really it doesn't matter much. Everyone is staying where they are and we'll fill in the remaining 15 spots.
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Apr 22, 2014 18:39
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Volkerball posted:I'll take the Cowboys then. I was considering the Cowboys, but I would probably just take Barry Sanders first and then stop drafting. Please take Barry Sanders first for me.
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Apr 22, 2014 18:47
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whos the 60th best cornerback in nfl history?
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Apr 22, 2014 18:59
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James Hasty. e: Ha, you can actually get an answer (a bullshit answer, but an answer) at pfr. Patrick Surtain according to them. Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Apr 22, 2014 |
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Apr 22, 2014 19:08
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the afc west is completely unclaimed, how
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Apr 22, 2014 19:11
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fat greasy puto posted:the afc west is completely unclaimed, how I was going to claim the Chiefs, but I made a joke about the Racists, and here I am. It doesn't matter, it's just a uniform.
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Apr 22, 2014 19:23
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I'm gonna draft the current Miami dolphins team gently caress you Carolina
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Apr 22, 2014 19:53
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Give me the Rocky Mountain Horsies
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