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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In House at the End of the Street the teenage boy love interest actually did kill his parents. Because they made him dress up like a little girl.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In Scream 4 Cindy's niece is the killer. She was doing it because she wanted to be popular.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The dude in +1 ends up killing his ex-girlfriend because she wouldn't take him back. But it's ok because he just hooks up with a previous version of her self that he manipulated into wanting him again.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In Texas Chainsaw the main girl is cousins with Leather Face. Leather Face won't hurt family so she befriends him and turns him loose on the corrupt police force. We learn that Leather Face is the true victim in these massacres for the way the town has treated him.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In Ghost Dad he was never a ghost. He was in a coma and having an out of body experience.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In The Descent 2 a dude rescues a chick from the cave but the locals don't believe her so they force her back into the cave. She manages to escape again but then the dude who rescued her in the beginning hits her with a shovel and shoves her back into the cave for unknown reasons.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

FizFashizzle posted:

I'm in this movie btw you should see it

How do you live with the shame?

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
in Connected: An Autoblogography About Love, Death & Technology Tiffany Shlain turns what could have been a very interesting documentary about language, communication, and social experiences into a documentary about her daddy issues.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

thats a spoiler for pretty much all hollywood movies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwJhmqLU0so

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In Dracula Untold Edward suffers from his horrible curse that grants him super powers to protect bella.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In S.Darko you can tell that no one involved in making the movie had any idea of what they were doing.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In Snitch The Rock cries a lot.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In The Dark Knight Rises you'll wish the movie was over half way in and when it's all over you wish you never sat down to watch it.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
they some how expect you to root for the rear end in a top hat in I hope they serve beer in hell

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The remake over Robocop was really predictable. Who didn't know he was gonna override his own programming to solve his own murder?

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In guardians of the galaxy starLord is half alien and that helps him hold the mcguffIn to defeat the bad guy. Also groot lives at the end despite sacrificing himself.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In Antman there's a picture in picture box at the top corner of some Marvel executive just laughing at you for watching the movie while he lists off more pointless superheros that no one cares about that's gonna get their next big movie because people keep spending money to watch this poo poo

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In Mr.Peabody and Sherman there's a lot of poop jokes and one masturbation joke.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Superman ends up killing the bad guy by snapping his neck in Man of Steel

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Lee ended up raping and killing the girl in Horns

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
all of existence in The Lego Movie is just a lovely metaphor for an RL father who can't bond with his kid

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Machai posted:

In Jurassic World, man plays god and then it bites them in the rear end.

Woman inherits earth

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In Titanic the ship sinks

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Hercules with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is a big lie. He's just a really strong man with clever tactics while his incest lover follows him around and spreads wild tales

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
We are what we are they're cannibals and kill their dad to avoid continuing the tradition but then move away to carry on the tradition regardless.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In Avengers age of ultron the avengers win by stealing the bad guys uber bot and programming themselves.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In Hardcore Henry, Henry's wife is actually the bad guys wife and she's been playing him the entire time to motivate him to kill so they could test out their super soldier program.

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