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plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
Titanic sinks

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Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
Oldboy is loving his sister

At the end of star wars 3 the kid becomes Vader

In total recall there is a chick with three tits

Benjamin button turns into a baby

Bruce Wayne is batman

In sixth sense Bruce Willis is loving the ten year old kid

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
John mcclane doesn't actually die hard

Queen of thorns poisoned joffrey

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Aug 8, 2003

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In the secret life of Walter Mitty the whole movie is a massive piece of poo poo and I can't even remember how the gently caress it ended but seriously don't see it


I think maybe the famous photographer gave the photo to his mum or some poo poo I dunno, and he ends up loving the girl

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
In I am legend will Smith should realise that he's a mutant freak but doesn't

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Aug 8, 2003

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King Kong falls off the building

Both king Kong movies

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Aug 8, 2003

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Batman forever - two face does, the riddleslr goes crazy

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Aug 8, 2003

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In oldboy he is loving his daughter

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Aug 8, 2003

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In captain America two it turns out shield is run by Nazis who have been kept alive on a computer tape storage bank from the 70s

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Aug 8, 2003

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In the wizard of oz it was all a dream

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Aug 8, 2003

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In "the wizard of oz" the wizard isn't actually a wizard but a short man from america

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Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
in beauty and the beast, the beast is a prince

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Aug 8, 2003

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In Indiana Jones four they hide in a fridge

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Aug 8, 2003

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in the neverending story the story actually ends just before 2 hourse

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Aug 8, 2003

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in godzilla 2014 in 1999, scientists Ishiro Serizawa (Ken Watanabe) and Vivienne Graham (Sally Hawkins) are called to a quarry in the Philippines where a colossal skeleton and two egg-shaped pods have been discovered, one having hatched, and something has escaped to the sea. Near Tokyo, Japan, the Janjira nuclear plant starts experiencing seismic activity. Plant supervisor Joe Brody (Bryan Cranston) sends his wife Sandra (Juliette Binoche) and a team into the core to look for damage. As the team makes its inspection, an explosion occurs, threatening to release radiation to the outside. Sandra and her team are not able to escape, and the plant collapses into ruin. The disaster, attributed to an earthquake, results in the evacuation and quarantine of the Janjira area.

Fifteen years later, Joe's son Ford (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) is an explosive ordinance disposal officer in the United States Navy, living in San Francisco with wife Elle (Elizabeth Olsen) and son Sam (Carson Bolde). When Joe is arrested for trespassing in the quarantined area, Ford travels to Japan to assist him. Intent on discovering the true cause of the catastrophe, Joe convinces his son to accompany him to Janjira for Sandra's sake, where they discover no signs of radiation. They also visit their old house, which is situated in the quarantined area. While there, father and son are both alerted to the sound of a helicopter. When they go outdoors to investigate, they are surprised to see activity on the power plant. They are arrested by local security and taken to a secret facility built within the power plant's ruins. The facility is built around a massive chrysalis that contains the monster that destroyed the plant, and is being studied by Serizawa and Graham. The chrysalis hatches and unleashes a colossal winged creature, which devastates the facility and flies off. Joe is critically wounded in the chaos, which eventually leads to his death. Serizawa, Graham, and Ford joins a US Navy team to track the monster, using the aircraft carrier USS Saratoga (CVN-88) as a base of operations.

Aboard the Saratoga, Ford is informed by Serizawa and his team that the creature he saw at Janjira was a MUTO (Massive Unidentified Terrestrial Organism), an ancient creature from a much earlier time which feeds off radiation and radioactive material. As the earth's radiation subsided it moved underground and put itself in a cryptobiotic state. It in turn is being hunted by a much larger animal that was awoken during a deep sea expedition in 1954. Its existence has been continually covered up following numerous failures to kill it with nuclear weapons. Ford reveals that his father had tracked a form of echolocation from the Janjira area, which leads the team to believe the MUTO was communicating with something else.

A U.S. Army Special Forces team in Hawaii finds the wreck of a Russian nuclear submarine that has reported an attack and finds the MUTO feeding on its reactor. The military attacks the MUTO and a battle ensues at Honolulu International Airport. The larger creature, named “Godzilla”, arrives and fights the MUTO, which flees by air. The second MUTO pod, which was brought from the Philippines to the Yucca Mountain nuclear waste repository, hatches and a larger, female MUTO devastates Las Vegas before heading west. Serizawa believes the two creatures will meet to breed.

The military plans to kill all three monsters with a powerful nuclear weapon. A train is loaded with two warheads to take to San Francisco, but it is intercepted and destroyed by the female MUTO which eats one of the warheads. The other warhead is taken by helicopter to San Francisco, where it is put on a boat and armed. The MUTOs, however, steal the warhead and the female MUTO constructs a nest around it in the middle of downtown San Francisco, threatening the lives of millions. Godzilla arrives in San Francisco to confront the monsters.

While the MUTOs are distracted with Godzilla, Ford and a team of soldiers enter the nest and try to disarm the warhead. They discover it is badly damaged and cannot be disarmed, so they plan to take it out to sea and let it detonate. While Godzilla is fighting the MUTOs, their combined force begins to overwhelm him. The nest is filled with eggs and Ford uses a fuel truck to incinerate the nest, distracting the female MUTO from the fight and leaving just the male to fight Godzilla. Godzilla then kills the male MUTO by biting it and then slamming it into a skyscraper with his tail, impaling it. Godzilla and Ford share a stare, before Godzilla is engulfed by the falling skyscraper. Ford runs to the docks, where the enraged mother MUTO slaughters the soldiers, but Ford manages to get to the boat with the female MUTO in pursuit. Just when she is about to destroy the boat, Godzilla surprise attacks the female MUTO and holds her jaws open, firing his atomic breath down her throat and tearing her head off in the process. Ford then gets the boat out to sea and is saved by a rescue team just before the warhead detonates, while Godzilla collapses on the shoreline and is still.

In the aftermath, Ford is reunited with his wife and son. Godzilla, thought dead, awakens, lets out a roar of triumph and returns to the ocean, hailed as the "King of the Monsters" and "City's Saviour?" by the media.

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

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In zodiac they don't find out who did it

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Aug 8, 2003

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willy wonka and the chocolate factory: charlie sucks on willy wonkas magic lollipop while grandpa jo watches on

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Aug 8, 2003

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in the new xmen wolverine changes history and cyclops and jean gray and best come back to life

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Aug 8, 2003

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Gaunab posted:

Thread so gay so what

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3627809&userid=40408

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

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in the never ending story 2 the story ends

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Aug 8, 2003

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In Jesus the movie Jesus doesn't die

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Aug 8, 2003

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In life is beautiful they all die in the end

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Aug 8, 2003

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in beauty and the beast the beast is actually a handsome prince

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In transformer four optima prime threatens to kill dinosaurs if they don't fight for him

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Aug 8, 2003

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Ootrek posted:

In Game of Thrones, beloved man/woman/thing character you like is brutally murdered by character you don't like on the toilet

Not a movie you're doing it wrong

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Aug 8, 2003

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in blade runner deckard caine is a replicant

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Aug 8, 2003

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in looper brad pitt kills himself in the future

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Aug 8, 2003

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The Brown Menace posted:

in dredd some broad who is also cersei gets chucked down a building for doing drugcrimes

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Aug 8, 2003

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In her the computers achieve singularity

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Aug 8, 2003

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PostNouveau posted:

In Spirited Away, I can't even tell you what happens because it's an incomprehensible piece of garbage that is inexplicably critically acclaimed.

Also, it's anime, so watching it makes you a big gay baby.

i lik e you

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

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in "salad tossing mammas 13" there are older women who give men rimjobs and the guy cums at the end

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Aug 8, 2003

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which movies that i didnt see it yet

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Aug 8, 2003

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in there will be blood he beomces an old man and kills the priest

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Aug 8, 2003

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In Jaw 6 jaws eats the empire state building

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Aug 8, 2003

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In planet of the apes there is a talking monkey that drives a tank it's seriously loving retarded

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Aug 8, 2003

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in matrix neo takes the red pill and says whoa

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Aug 8, 2003

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in jumanji the whole movie is poo poo and rob-will is an unfunny hack and it turns out its all a dream after all

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Aug 8, 2003

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in cloud atlas tom hanks speaks with a really dumb fake accent and the asian chick from the future turns out to be the jungle people's god

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Aug 8, 2003

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in chinatown jack daniels gets his nose cut off

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