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Roflex posted:I've needed a new av for a very very long time but I'm not using that. I'll whip it up in avatar size when I get home from work. Actually I'm going to buy this today, I need some help on the text, fellas! So far I'm leaning with a suggestion from Pop Dog. "Can you int with all the colors of the wind?" If anyone can top it, I'll use it. Once again thanks Roflex!  e: actually going with that because Pop Dog rules. Sour Diesel fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Apr 25, 2014 |
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Rap posted:lmao yes. yesssssss Thanks Bud I'll probably do a cover of shitsville next week
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Apr 25, 2014 21:44
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ZenVulgarity posted:Thanks Bud Hey, that theme song was "Save Me", no need to be calling it names 
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rip logan thomas hype train avatar, you had two fantastic years, may you re-appear in some NFL TFF poster avatar in the future
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Does anyone have any kind of permanent link (or even a temp one) to the stations of the cross with Purple Jesus? I'm trying to find them and coming up empty, and they just had 14 crosses in the yard of the church down the street and I wanted to show some the AD ones to some friends. I will properly credit them, of course.
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Apr 26, 2014 03:56
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Here ya go, both the regular ones and the poster version. Sadly, I can't remember who did which...        
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Apr 26, 2014 04:19
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Magicpants posted:I had made this a while ago, and nobody laughed at it then, so I dunno what I'm thinking reposting it, but it seemed apropos, so
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Apr 26, 2014 04:23
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fartknocker posted:Here ya go, both the regular ones and the poster version. Sadly, I can't remember who did which... Thank you so much 
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Apr 26, 2014 04:26
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Hail to the Redskins, baby http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/hail-to-the-redskins/
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sweet thursday posted:I found it funny. Like I said, nobody #burn fartknocker posted:Here ya go, both the regular ones and the poster version. Sadly, I can't remember who did which... 
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fartknocker posted:Here ya go, both the regular ones and the poster version. Sadly, I can't remember who did which... This remains the greatest thing TFF has ever produced
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fartknocker posted:Here ya go, both the regular ones and the poster version. Sadly, I can't remember who did which... This is still the pinnacle of football artistic achievement. Its hard to express how much I love these things. Football Jesus meets the washed up veterans is my favorite panel.
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Apr 26, 2014 11:03
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For me it'll always be Purple Jesus is nailed to Christian Ponder 
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Apr 26, 2014 12:53
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Magicpants posted:Like I said, nobody #burn
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This one should be obvious. Detroit Rock City by Kiss. I present "Detroit Suck City" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZq3i94mSsQ I feel uptight on a Saturday night Nine o' clock, the radio's the only light I read the schedule and just get really blue Comes on strong, prepares me for 0 and a few We're dying Get up Everybody's gettin to their feet Get out Everybody's gonna leave their seat It's hard playing football for Detroit Suck City Get up Everybody's gettin to their feet Get out Everybody's gonna leave their seat Woke up late Can't get head straight Ten o'clock and I know I gotta game on the road First I drink, then I smoke Start the car, and I try to make the noon-time show Get up Everybody's getting to their feet Get out Everybody's gonna leave their seat Movin' fast, Calvin's having a blast Hit top speed but can three men cover him? No. he looks so good, I'm so alive I hear the local broadcast droolin on the radio It goes Get up Everybody's gettin to their feet Sit down Calvin makes sure they don't leave their seat Twelve o'clock, hope they don't suck There's a trucked DB, eyes staring at the lights Oh my God, more time to burn I got to laugh 'cause I know they're gonna die Why Get up Everybody's getting to their feet Get out Get up Everybody's getting to their feet Get out Etc.
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I did this one for all the bad teams/franchises who get picked on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alryJUyVqCA [Verse 1] You ain’t gonna pick, then get the gently caress off the draft clock Don’t know what to do, send the QB to the trading block Don’t got a Franchise, but I got Leinart and Leaf Both QBS at Hardy’s flippin’ monster beef And now my O-Line ain’t blockin’ and my Pres won’t stop talkin’ Yellin’ at the clock an’ “gently caress I don’t know this guy’s draft stock an’” Watch that tape, but I’m  in’ over that four point three three threeDraft that kid in the first or else I’m like see what I see? Back in last the next year, boos and I’m hearin’ “PLEASE Fire this GM we’re in last again, we can’t win again” Everyone cheered at the draft, I wonder if the fans know I wonder if they knew the Shays and the Kipes just spew poo poo I wonder if they knew that every pick was a miss or hit “I wonder if this team wins if he’s gone” Keep tellin’ yourself that it won’t last, welcome to last place, bitch [hook] You scream at the TV and talk poo poo about your team right? You lovely fans are just like me. You bitch to your friends, fam, and wanna scream right? You lovely fans are just like me. But you actin’ like you won’t be in last (Last Place) You acitin’ like you won’t be in last (Draft Day) I said you actin’ like you wont’ be in last (Last Place) Man you actin’ like you won’t be in last place Welcome to Draft Day, bitch [Verse 2] You ain’t gonna pick, then get the gently caress off the drat clizzock Renfro’s there for d-line? But he was first in my mock! Wait they’re drafting who? Was that some kind of botch? And they say he might be the best of all time? I don’t believe a single one of these fucks I’ve seen ten years, one good, all busts No adjust’, no trust Went to the draft boards to do my research and who wins These talkin’ heads don’t care, this is the biz They want your team to draft ‘em, pick ‘em and start ‘em My team’s still poo poo when you think we winnin’? Jamarcus was the number one pick, no doubt about it Now all you fucks off his dick, wanna shout about it gently caress every team with a GM and a god drat plan You were like us once don’t give a gently caress where you stand All you fucks been down in the poo poo, case by case Oh you were first last year? Welcome to Last Place, bitch. [hook] You scream at the TV and talk poo poo about your team right? You lovely fans are just like me. You bitch to your friends, fam, and wanna scream right? You lovely fans are just like me. But you actin’ like you won’t be in last (Last Place) You acitin’ like you won’t be in last (Draft Day) I said you actin’ like you wont’ be in last (Last Place) Man you actin’ like you won’t be in last place Welcome to Draft Day, bitch [Outro] Pick Jones, Miller, Gabbert, who the gently caress knows You lovely fans are just like me. Who’s gonna be a stud, okay, or who’s gonna blow You lovely fans are just like me. You lovely fans are just like me. I know you lovely fans are just like me. Your team ain’t better, you just like me.
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No Safe Word posted:each farthouse thread gets better and better Wait what happened to Beef?
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Apr 26, 2014 17:16
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Gatts posted:Wait what happened to Beef? He's just MIA from SA.
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Apr 26, 2014 17:18
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Wait you mean there's life outside SA?
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Those are also ugly jpgs. Here, have the nice pngs. 
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Febreeze posted:Hail to the Redskins, baby Not cool bro
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Febreeze, did you lift the party/confetti background from somewhere? I think I see a watermark.
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Rasczak posted:Not cool bro Very cool bro. 
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Febreeze posted:Hail to the Redskins, baby Problem this year is that in week 17 the 11-4 Eagles won't really give a gently caress about the 7-8 Redskins and the 7-8 Cowboys and the game will mean absolutely nothing.
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Hockles posted:Febreeze, did you lift the party/confetti background from somewhere? I think I see a watermark. You cut a few corners when it's late and you want to go to bed. I needed a placeholder so I used a picture run through some filters and a blend mode, I've been fixing it up this afternoon 3 days a week is tough, I don't know if I can keep it going. Febreeze fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Apr 26, 2014 |
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Apr 26, 2014 23:17
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Maybe 1 Saturday a month is better. I honestly didn't even remember you were doing Saturdays too. Tuesdays and Thursdays are engrained into me. I definitely wouldn't think any less of you.
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Thing is, it's done wonders for evening my traffic out. It might get easier for me once the draft is done and we hit the slow period and I have less people requesting commissions.
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Are you doing the draft cards for KSK or that one website whose name escapes me you did them for last year?
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Benne posted:Are you doing the draft cards for KSK or that one website whose name escapes me you did them for last year? I'm doing them for myself. Last year I got contacted by the guys behind the app Draftpedia like a week before the draft, commissioning me to make 40ish caricatures to tweet out during rnd 1. That proves to be a brutal amount of work for one week but it got me 300 followers that night, which at the time was a big deal since I only had like 300 to begin with. I did the NBA draft for them a few months later. Again, they gave me a weeks notice. I pitched the idea for the NFL to them literally 2 months ago saying we could get a mega head start. They said they were moving the app in a different direction (read-they didn't want to pay me. I think they launched the app without a clear business plan, hoping publicity would simply = money. But the app was free and I don't think they had any ads. I don't think it worked out too well). I debated pitching the idea to ksk but they already have a draft thingy they do so I figured I'd be selfish and hog the glory for myself this time around.
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Febreeze posted:3 days a week is tough, I don't know if I can keep it going. There's always the time-honored Guest Comic Week gimmick. And now, featuring the great Anthony Castonzo with backing vocalists Donald Thomas, Samson Satele, Mike McGlynn and Gosder Cherilus: Luck Beat Tom Brady https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W9QJe4BgPo They told us Suck for Luck But now there's room for doubt The Pats, they have the fucker Tom Brady who tends to blow us out You're on this team with me The comebacks have been lush And yet before the season is over The Pats may whip your tush You might skip your progressions You might screw up the play And so the best that I can do is pray Luck beat Tom Brady tonight Luck beat Tom Brady tonight Luck if you've ever beaten Brady to begin with Luck beat Tom Brady tonight Luck let the Patriots see How nice you are at QB I know the way you've treated other teams you've played with Luck beat Tom Brady with me Tom Brady always makes the playoffs It isn't fair, it isn't nice Tom Brady always passes all over the field And hits with his placement precise So let's help this offense ignite We'll help to keep you upright Stick it to Brady, we're the O-line you came in with Luck, beat Tom Brady Luck, beat Tom Brady Luck, beat Tom Brady tonight (O-LINE) Luck beat Tom Brady tonight Luck beat Tom Brady tonight Luck if you've ever beaten Brady to begin with Luck beat Tom Brady tonight Luck, let Bill Belichick see How great you are at QB I know the way you've treated other teams you've played with Luck beat Tom Brady with me Tom Brady doesn't show no mercy He has no heart, he has no soul Tom Brady doesn't ever ease up on the gas That's how he won three Super Bowls So let's help this offense ignite We'll help to keep you upright Stick it to Brady, we're the O-line you came in with Luck beat Tom Brady Luck beat Tom Brady Luck beat Tom Brady, tonight
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Cruel and Unusual posted:There's always the time-honored Guest Comic Week gimmick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJpGHR6ofus Works just as good But seriously this is great work. TFF Karaoke Jams sounds like an awesome album. animeluva1 fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Apr 27, 2014 |
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animeluva1 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJpGHR6ofus Works just as good I'm down.
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What is the proper equipment one must use in order to put together musical masterpieces, especially if you're a cheap poo poo like me?
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Chris Gaines posted:What is the proper equipment one must use in order to put together musical masterpieces, especially if you're a cheap poo poo like me? a cheap usb mic and download FL studio.
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Chris Gaines posted:What is the proper equipment one must use in order to put together musical masterpieces, especially if you're a cheap poo poo like me? I had at my disposal a proper VO booth, but really the two most critical things are a decent mic, and a room that is really sonically dead. For a cheap-and-cheerful solution for farting, this is probably adequate: https://www.amazon.com/CAD-U37-Condenser-Recording-Microphone/dp/B001AIQGUO/
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Qwijib0 posted:and a room that is really sonically dead. There's p cheap solutions if you don't have that. Things like this work fine. 
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Febreeze posted:Hail to the Redskins, baby Whoever draws this cannot draw to save their loving life.
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Borsch posted:Whoever draws this cannot draw to save their loving life.
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Borsch posted:Whoever draws this cannot draw to save their loving life. yeah what a scrub that isn't what rg3 looks like on TV
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The guy who drew that won't be able to defend himself, since he had to draw a gun convincing enough to kill his captors. Now he is dead. RIP.
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