All Time Mock Draft Rosters Thread: Marino Couldn't Escape Florida

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Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

This is the thread where people selecting for teams in the All Time Mock Draft thread post the rosters of the players they've selected. Don't post in here unless you're running a team, otherwise go to the discussion thread.

Draft Order and Participants:

1. Jacksonville Jaguars - Parmesan Basil
2. Kansas City Chiefs - Tremendous Taste
3. San Francisco 49ers - Grozz Nuy
4. Chicago Bears - Pops Mgee
5. Green Bay Packers - Top Hats Monthly
6. Baltimore Ravens - The Puppy Bowl
7. Detroit Lions - Detroit Dogg
8. Dallas Cowboys - Febreeze
9. New Orleans Saints - Intruder
10. Cleveland Browns - Rap
11. Cincinnati Bengals - Eifert Posting
12. Indy Colts - Tanglewood420
13. Houston Texans - zimbomonkey
14. Pittsburgh Steelers - Alouicious
15. Miami Dolphins - Ehud
16. Carolina Panthers - Crazy
17. Seattle Seahawks - Gerund
18. Arizona Cardinals - Zerilan
19. St Louis Rams - Volkerball
20. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - A Pale Horse
21. Buffalo Bills - Atticus Finch
22. Denver Ponies - Knightmere
23. New York Giants - Daltos
24. Atlanta Falcons - Chilichump
25. Minnesota Vikings - JRizzle
26. Washington Redfolk of the Savage Lands - No Butt Stuff
27. Oakland Raiders - incompetent
28. Philly Eagles - Mel Mudkiper
29. San Diego Chargers - Pron on VHS
30. New York Jets - Rasczak
31. Tennessee Titans - Korrandark
32. New England Patriots - Toymachine

Roster Template:

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Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

San Francisco 49ers

QB: Peyton Manning (Round 1, Pick 3)
RB:
WR:
WR:
WR/FB:
TE:
OT:
OG: Bruce Matthews (Round 2, Pick 62)
C:
OG:
OT:

DE: Michael Strahan (Round 3, Pick 67)
DT:
DE:
DT/ILB:
OLB: Rickey Jackson (Round 5, Pick 131)
ILB:
OLB:
CB: Ronde Barber (Round 4, Pick 126)
CB:
S:
S:

Grozz Nuy fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Jun 13, 2014

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t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Kansas City Chiefs

QB:
RB:
WR:
WR:
WR/FB:
TE:
OT: John Hannah (R3-P66, #3 G)
OG:
C:
OG:
OT:

DE:
DT:
DE:
DT/ILB:
OLB: Lawrence Taylor (R1-P2, #1 OLB)
ILB: Jack Lambert (R2-P63, #3 OLB)
OLB:
CB:
CB:
S:
S:

t a s t e fucked around with this message at 02:32 on May 6, 2014

# ? Apr 23, 2014 21:05

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

QB: Dan Marino, Round 1, Pick 1
RB: LaDainian Tomlinson, Round 2, Pick 32
WR:
WR:
WR/FB:
TE:
OT:
OG: Will Shields Round 3, Pick 1
C:
OG:
OT:

DE:
DT:
DE:
DT/ILB:
OLB:
ILB:
OLB:
CB:
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S:
S:

Parmesan Basil fucked around with this message at 19:21 on May 15, 2014

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Gerund: Sep 12, 2007; He push a man

Your Seattle Seahawks, playing in beautiful Century Link Field in front of the 12th man!

QB:
RB: ... / Jim Thrope round 1, pick 17
WR:
WR:
WR/FB:
TE:
OT:
OG:
C:
OG:
OT:

DT: Merlin Olson round 2, pick 47
NT: Ted Washington round 3, pick 79
DE:
DT/ILB:
OLB:
ILB:
OLB:
CB:
CB:
S: ... / Jim Thorpe round 1, pick 17
S:

Gerund fucked around with this message at 19:35 on May 18, 2014

# ? Apr 28, 2014 06:18

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

SD Chargers

QB:
RB:
WR:
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WR/FB:
TE:
OT:
OG:
C:
OG:
OT:

DE: Bruce Smith
DT: John Randle
DE:
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OLB:
ILB:
OLB:
CB:
CB:
S:
S:

# ? Apr 28, 2014 17:11

korrandark: Jan 5, 2009

Tennessee Titans

QB: Drew Brees Round 3, Pick 31
RB: Walter Payton Round 1, Pick 31
WR:
WR:
WR/FB:
TE:
OT:
OG:
C:
OG:
OT:

DE: Jack Youngblood Round 4, Pick 2
DT:
DE:
DT/ILB:
OLB:
ILB:
OLB:
CB:
CB:
S: Ed Reed Round 2, Pick 2
S:

korrandark fucked around with this message at 19:55 on May 20, 2014

# ? Apr 28, 2014 17:19

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Baltimore Ravens

QB: John Elway Round 2, Pick 58
RB:
WR: Jerry Rice Round 1, Pick 6
WR:
WR/FB:
TE:
OT:
OG:
C:
OG:
OT:

DE:
DT:
DE:
DT/ILB:
OLB:
ILB: Ray Nitschke Round 3, Pick 70
OLB:
CB:
CB:
FS: Emlen Tunnell Round 4, Pick 120
SS:

The Puppy Bowl fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Jun 5, 2014

# ? Apr 28, 2014 17:24

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

New Orleans Saints

QB:
RB:
WR: Cris Carter Round 3, Pick 9
WR: Andre Johnson Round 4, Pick 24
WR/FB:
TE:
OT: Willie Roaf Round 2, Pick 24
OG:
C:
OG:
OT:

DE:
DT:
DE:
DT/ILB:
OLB:
ILB:
OLB:
CB: Leon Sandcastle Round 1, Pick 9
CB:
FS:
SS:

Intruder fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Jun 2, 2014

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Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

New York Jets

QB: Sammy Baugh Round 3, Pick 30
RB: Red Grange Round 4, Pick 3
WR: Don Hutson Round 2, Pick 3
WR:
FB: Bronko Nagurski Round 1, Pick 30
TE:
OT:
OG:
C:
OG:
OT:

DE:
DT: Bronko Nagurski Round 1, Pick 30
DE:
DT/ILB:
OLB:
ILB:
OLB:
CB: Sammy Baugh Round 3, Pick 30
CB: Red Grange Round 4, Pick 3
FS: Don Hutson Round 2, Pick 3
SS:

_{_{_{K: Don Hutson Round 2, Pick 3

P: Sammy Baugh Round 3, Pick 30}}}

Rasczak fucked around with this message at 20:20 on May 20, 2014

# ? Apr 28, 2014 17:42

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Pittsberg Steelers

QB: Randall Cunningham, Round 1 Pick 14, UNLV
RB: Fritz Pollard, Round 2, Pick 16 Brown
WR:
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TE:
OT:
OG:
C:
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DE:
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OLB:
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# ? May 2, 2014 21:13

tanglewood1420: Oct 28, 2010; The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized

Colts

QB: Johnny Unitas, 1.12
RB:
FB:
WR:
WR:
TE:
OT: Forrest Gregg, 4.21
OT:
OG:
OG:
C:

DT:
DT:
DE:
DE:
OLB:
OLB:
MLB: Mike Singletary, 3.12
CB: Champ Bailey, 2.21
CB:
SS:
FS:

tanglewood1420 fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Jun 1, 2014

# ? May 6, 2014 02:24

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Cleveland Browns

QB: Joe Montana, Round 1 pick 10
RB: Emmitt Smith, Round 3 pick 74
WR:
WR:
WR/FB:
TE:
OT:
OG:
C:
OG:
OT:

DE:
DT:
DE:
DT/ILB:
OLB:
ILB: Junior Seau, Round 2 pick 54
OLB:
CB:
CB:
S:
S:

# ? May 8, 2014 14:35

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Buffalo Bills

QB: Warren Moon � Round 3
RB: Marcus Allen � Round 4
WR:
WR:
WR/FB:
TE:
OT: Jonathan Ogden � Round 1
OG:
C:
OG:
OT:

DE:
DT:
DE:
DT/ILB:
OLB:
ILB:
OLB:
CB: Mel Blount � Round 2
CB:
S:
S:

No Irish Need Imply fucked around with this message at 17:23 on May 22, 2014

# ? May 15, 2014 19:13

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Pron on VHS posted:

SD Chargers

QB:
RB:
WR:
WR:
WR/FB:
TE:
OT:
OG:
C:
OG:
OT:

DE: Bruce Smith
DT: John Randle
DT: JJ Watt
DE:
OLB:
ILB:
OLB:
CB: Lester Hayes
CB:
S:
S:

Pron on VHS fucked around with this message at 23:28 on May 20, 2014

# ? May 18, 2014 18:08

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

QB:
RB: Bo Jackson - Round 1, Pick 23
WR:
WR:
WR/FB:
TE:
OT:
OG:
C:
OG:
OT:

DE: Howie Long - Round 4, Pick 103
DT: Cortez Kennedy - Round 2, Pick 42
DE:
DT/ILB:
OLB: Demarcus Ware - Round 3, Pick 87
ILB:
OLB:
CB:
CB:
S:
S:

Doltos fucked around with this message at 15:26 on May 22, 2014

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incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

Oakland Raiders

QB:
RB: Jim Brown - Round 1, Pick 27
WR:
WR:
WR/FB:
TE:
OT:
OG: Larry Allen - Round 4, Pick 100
C:
OG:
OT:

DE:
DT: Randy White - Round 3, Pick 89
DE:
DT/ILB:
OLB:
ILB: Dick Butkus - Round 2, Pick 38
OLB:
CB:
CB:
S:
S:

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