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Kid Gloves posted:the only four good star wars things that have ever existed are the first three movies and Nintendo 64 Star Wars Pod Racer game Bullshit, if the pod racing game was good then sebulba would have been able to afford flame throwers for both sides of his pod racer
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Apollodorus posted:I am pretty confused though - why are people angry about this? I mean I read the Heir to the Empire trilogy (and a few other SW books that were terrible) when I was like 13 and didn't really think about whether it was "official" or not, it was a cool story with some characters I knew and liked. You see, these kind of idiot nerds, they have nothing worthwhile in their lives. The human brain isn't good at just 'existing', so it seeks out reasons to exist, and so they select their interests. Since their whole reason for existing is tied up in their fiction, they assign all the worth they should assign to their job or significant other or kids. Since their fictional interests are the only thing of worth in their lives, that means they have to be Relevant and Meaningful and have Merit and Layers and just in general are Important. Ergo, if someone says they don't like them, or points out flaws in them, or declares that they no longer 'officially happen' in the main core universe (ie the most important one because it REALLY EXISTS, even though IT DOESN'T EXIST AT ALL), they take it as a personal attack on themselves. And since they have no idea how to behave in proper society, they begin whining and screaming and making fools of themselves and providing SA with mock material. Basically, they're morons of the highest caliber.
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Jedi Knight 2 was a pretty good game. It's like, if your dad was a jedi that was what he would be like.
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Cornwind Evil posted:You see, these kind of idiot nerds, they have nothing worthwhile in their lives. The human brain isn't good at just 'existing', so it seeks out reasons to exist, and so they select their interests. Since their whole reason for existing is tied up in their fiction, they assign all the worth they should assign to their job or significant other or kids. Since their fictional interests are the only thing of worth in their lives, that means they have to be Relevant and Meaningful and have Merit and Layers and just in general are Important. Ergo, if someone says they don't like them, or points out flaws in them, or declares that they no longer 'officially happen' in the main core universe (ie the most important one because it REALLY EXISTS, even though IT DOESN'T EXIST AT ALL), they take it as a personal attack on themselves. And since they have no idea how to behave in proper society, they begin whining and screaming and making fools of themselves and providing SA with mock material. They were until bronies. EDIT: Kyle Katarn not existing does suck though.
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Jedi Knight 2 was a pretty good game. It's like, if your dad was a jedi that was what he would be like. All the Kyle Katarn games are good, even Academy.
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rocket_man38 posted:They were until bronies. Sadly there's plenty of room on the highest caliber moron nerd level. Bronies are there too, along with who knows how many others. Really, anyone who didn't see this coming the second Disney announced there would be new films deserves to be all faux-anguished over it.
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Cornwind Evil posted:Sadly there's plenty of room on the highest caliber moron nerd level. Bronies are there too, along with who knows how many others. Really, anyone who didn't see this coming the second Disney announced there would be new films deserves to be all faux-anguished over it. star citizen backers are probably a low as you can get since being a brony doesn't involve spending thousands of dollars on theoretical fake space ships
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Alexzandvar posted:yeah maybe there is some special universe out there where that isn't a dumb statement, really wish I could go there i wish this was the universe where you got sliced up w/ a light saber
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Apr 26, 2014 03:31
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 Harrison Ford Punching A Giant Space Otter will live on in my heart
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Apr 26, 2014 03:43
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Wasn't there some catgirl species?
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Apr 26, 2014 03:44
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CelticPredator posted:CANON. I didn't know Danny DiVito made a sex tape with lady gaga
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...of SCIENCE! posted:
What's the story behind this? Lol
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rocket_man38 posted:What's the story behind this? Lol What ever it is... it sure ain't canon 
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its my headcanon now
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rocket_man38 posted:What's the story behind this? Lol Who cares?
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apparently han and leia had a baby that became possessed by the emperors ghost
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Justin Godscock posted:Who cares? Because it's got to be loving funny that's why.
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Alexzandvar posted:yeah maybe there is some special universe out there where that isn't a dumb statement, really wish I could go there i wish i was in anime
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Apr 26, 2014 04:40
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Coffee_machine
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Toilet
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Apr 26, 2014 06:38
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do basic house hold appliances count as EU these days?
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Even Thrawn can't overwrite this poo poo.
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Apr 26, 2014 06:55
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I've always thought of the star wars franchise as bein excrement in a trash compactor.Imma mazed the catholic church considers any of it canonical.
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Apr 26, 2014 11:33
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Anyone worried about the canon of loving star wars needs to read a good book like
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Apr 26, 2014 11:39
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My alternate universe involves a sequel that actually lives up to The Empire Strikes Back, and isn't a two-hour Eastern European knock-off of the Muppets, featuring C-3PO as the main character. Seriously, does anyone get more dialogue in that film than him?
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Apr 26, 2014 11:49
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AlmightyBob posted:Wasn't there some catgirl species? go on..
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there existed a subset of people who referred to themselves as "Star Wars Fanatics". These people, in search for meaning to their miserable lives, had latched onto a franchise of stupid garbage. Suddenly, the owner of the franchise excised some of the garbage, stating "this is no good". The fanatics felt furious and betrayed, "how can you destroy that which means so much to us, the loyal fans?" A reply: "Holy poo poo you nerds take your lovely fetish cult bullshit somewhere else. That poo poo's hosed and nobody cares. Eat poo poo, retards." For the fanatics were deluded; had their garbage been any good to begin with, it would still be good today, canon or not. Do not dedicate your life to worship, nothing good can come out of it, only disappointment and regret.
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Circumsion http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mixed_fabrics
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Michael Stackpole is a lovely author so it's pretty much a win in my books.
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Lamebot posted:go on.. There are like four, along with a species of humans that have two livers that built their entire culture around partying and sex
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It's as if millions of nerds suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
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so the concern is that after the great schism the Orthodox EU canon's books about Luke's waifu will no longer be valid, and the mainline Disney Catholic canon willc ome up with some ridiculous movies, and then the crusaders will get drunk and burn down the EU and then the turks will take over and replace the force with Muhammad, pbuh. I forgot where I was going with this but just remember there is no god but Allah
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...of SCIENCE! posted:
Someone drew this. Someone drew Harrison Ford Punching A Giant Space Otter. I wonder how much of what they felt afterward was pride and how much was shame.
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Apr 26, 2014 14:08
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there is no god; just midichlorians
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 Goodnight Sweet Prince Xizor
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Effectronica posted:yeah, avatar is a better movie than 2001: a space odyssey This, but unironically
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