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texaholic posted:You ever meet an obese smoker before, hey bub save yourself some time and buy a handgun. You smell like a walmart bathroom. I work at a discount cigarette place and these people are the worst. They waddle through the door up to the counter and the exertion of this makes them start wheezing like they're about to keel over right then and there. They then proceed to buy six packs of full flavor Timeless Time 100s as I try not to vomit from the stench of hot garbage emanating from their every pore. It's awful.
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There be some haters in here I would rather get with a girl who smokes then one that doesn't smoking makes them hella sexier
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May 8, 2014 21:26
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Darth Freddy posted:There be some haters in here I would rather get with a girl who smokes then one that doesn't smoking makes them hella sexier I love when girls vag and tits smell like an ashtray! ----------------
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May 8, 2014 21:42
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I quit last month and have quit for years before and while I've definitely noticed an increased sense of smell and how bad cigarettes themselves smell, but I don't really notice the smell of people who aren't currently smoking. Like yeah maybe a little but it's not a an unbearable smell to me. Not good either but whatever, man, whatever. Have a good one guys.
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May 8, 2014 22:02
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texaholic posted:I love when girls vag and tits smell like an ashtray! that's not how cigarettes work, you put them in your mouth and then inhale the smoke
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May 8, 2014 22:18
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:that's not how cigarettes work, you put them in your mouth and then inhale the smoke Not in Texas ...
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May 8, 2014 22:19
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People defending smoking in this thread love to suck on fags
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May 8, 2014 22:25
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Tokit posted:People defending smoking in this thread love to suck on fags whoa.... get owned smokers!!!
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May 8, 2014 22:27
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lol if you date girls because they don't swear
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May 8, 2014 22:29
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:that's not how cigarettes work, you put them in your mouth and then inhale the smoke lol smokers are so delusional, if you smoke it makes your body, car, clothes, pets, house, chairs, furniture etc... smell like an ashtray that includes your naughty parts. ----------------
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May 8, 2014 22:29
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texaholic posted:lol smokers are so delusional, if you smoke it makes your body, car, clothes, pets, house, chairs, furniture etc... smell like an ashtray that includes your naughty parts. -Texaholic
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May 8, 2014 22:31
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I quit like 3 or 4 years ago and I was going to post about it in all those quit smoking threads that come up but i didn't want to gloat. I kind of want an e-cig because they seem super fun, but I am afraid they'll make me start smoking again.
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May 8, 2014 22:33
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Tobacco is only good from cigars, real men smoke cigars FYI. Chew is pretty nasty too unless your are Robert Earl Keen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK2WEPdbmUc ----------------
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May 8, 2014 22:36
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texaholic posted:Tobacco is only good from cigars, real men smoke cigars FYI. Chew is pretty nasty too unless your are Robert Earl Keen. So cigar smoke doesn't make you smell?
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May 8, 2014 22:37
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cigars are for fat old men and lesbians
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Cigars smell like burning feces.
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May 8, 2014 23:05
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Non-smokers are jealous of how cool we look.
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May 8, 2014 23:20
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Ekster posted:i love people who work out quitting smoking doesnt give me muscles
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May 8, 2014 23:25
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Luvcow posted:So cigar smoke doesn't make you smell? You're supposed to smoke them chilling on the porch looking at the stars while shooting the poo poo with some friends drinking a mighty fine bourbon.
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May 8, 2014 23:25
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Update - decided to roll a cig and smoke it in the rain, nearly passed out
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Hobohemian posted:You're supposed to smoke them chilling on the porch looking at the stars while shooting the poo poo with some friends drinking a mighty fine bourbon. Yes but the smell awful and make everything around them smell awful. Worse than cigarettes in my opinion.
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May 8, 2014 23:26
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May 9, 2014 00:24
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the funniest thing about smokers is they really actually think we're all just exaggerating when we say they smell really bad
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Darth Freddy posted:There be some haters in here I would rather get with a girl who smokes then one that doesn't smoking makes them hella sexier
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May 9, 2014 00:32
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smoking is good for u: -devil may care attitude -rogueish good looks -toughens u up -good 4 sex -cool -air of sophistication -bracing -mans u up -wicked sick -blow smoke in a lil bitches face like what u gonna do something about it lil bicth -major style -good -audrey hepburn -give a smoke 2 a sexy individual -light it for them -lookin good -blow a ring -strike up a convo -french inhale? -give one 2 a hobo -nice
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May 9, 2014 00:41
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-significantly raises your risk of cancer, one of the deadliest and most painful diseases known to man
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Benedick Cuckold posted:-significantly raises your risk of cancer, one of the deadliest and most painful diseases known to man yeah but yr like... gonna get cancer from something these days anyway
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smoking is good 4 u (cont.) -streetwise -dont take poo poo -drink and smoke? -lookin fly -haha nice -smoke in a car -cool smoke
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May 9, 2014 00:44
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Benedick Cuckold posted:-significantly raises your risk of cancer, one of the deadliest and most painful diseases known to man I just figure they'll have cured cancer by the time I get it anyway. Then I'll laugh in your face cause I've been enjoying the sweet essence of tabacco all my life while you've been trying to be healthy and poo poo.
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May 9, 2014 00:47
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yeah, i'm wrestling with the thought of giving up but i really do like to smoke when i drink. and considering i have a few drinks a night, well, i might as well just become a monk if i do that. i eat well and exercise often so I figure I can give myself a couple of vices.
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:my dad smoked unfiltered camels because he was a hardcore motherfucker GrrrlSweatshirt posted:smoking is good for u: GrrrlSweatshirt posted:smoking is good 4 u (cont.) drat sideline reporter knows whats up except French inhale is gross if I wanted to smoke like that i'd put em in my nostrils
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I was in China, and was like "Dude do you care if I smoke?" and he was like "China's free smoking do whatever you want." So I lit one off a lead encrusted soldering iron. Then I was like "man I guess I should probably quit" and he was like "Oh it's bad for you?? How do you want to live? What even is life?"
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brb gonna go suck a butt
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I enjoyed that and will probably do it again.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I enjoyed that and will probably do it again. im doing it right now
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they look like a nice bunch of friendly, salt-of-the-earth ppl who love to spend time w/ their grandkids after an honest day's work bet that old dude and his wife are high school sweethearts happily married for 29 years and the other lady is a nice old diner waitress who will make you an old fashioned cuppa joe and listen to your problems and give you life tips cigarettes are so versatile ty 4 the pix tex e: she probably says stuff like "don't be so hard on yourself hon the right man will come along, you're such a pretty young thing" GrrrlSweatshirt fucked around with this message at 02:06 on May 9, 2014 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I was in China, and was like "Dude do you care if I smoke?" and he was like "China's free smoking do whatever you want." So I lit one off a lead encrusted soldering iron. The Chinese are very wise.
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