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You know a Goon league winner is nothing short of prescient when both his fantasy avatar and team name were in compliance LAST SEASON, I loving give you: Suave Fedora - Helu, Is It Me You're Looking For? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84RxK4N1wfE
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1.9 Jimmy Graham I like having a position where I don't have to worry about the guy performing like a fantasy quadriplegic from time to time. Also can't believe it is only May and im already printing out draft sheets. I know Graham is fighting his position designation (for da monies) but I honestly don't know if that's necessarily going to make him a TE/WR hybrid or not. If yes, great and I win the universe, but if not that's ok to because there's no other TE I'd rather slow-jam with than GRAHAM THE MAN. V chubby chaser Suave Fedora fucked around with this message at 13:54 on May 15, 2014 |
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May 14, 2014 14:54
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coronaball posted:Standard ESPN scoring is 4 point passing TDs, correct? yup
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May 14, 2014 19:40
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2.4 DeMarco Murray You goddamn cockmongers stole my RBs. This makes me angry. The Cowboys  allegedly have vastly improved their front line, but I'm really not sure if that is from a passing or rushing perspective. Either way, hanging my hat on peanut brittle Murray gives me the shakes and makes my feet smell like garlic.
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May 15, 2014 04:32
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The thing about Ball that would concern me is that there is no other running back in the league whose ability to block is more critical for his fantasy production than Montee Ball, and I didn't personally watch enough of him last year to be able to tell if that was something he improved upon over the season.
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May 15, 2014 14:02
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That's a solid 3 rounder. Tiptoes is up.
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May 17, 2014 00:35
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Oh gently caress you guys. I was hoping this would drag into Monday. I left my sheet at work 
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May 17, 2014 05:37
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3.9 Vincent Jackson VJax is going to benefit from an offense free of Freeman and the Bucs drafted some quality WR2's which should help spread the field a bit. Poo Team Zypher is on the clock.
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May 17, 2014 05:48
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4.4 Franklin Delano Gore Until the wheels fall off. His reliable 10-20 ppg last season kept my rear end competitive enough to win the Wild Goontier. He is durable, the clear goal-line back, and I feel better about gambling that he will be healthy rather than injured/winding down in his career, which everyone has been "predicting" for him for like the last three years. Jabro, it is now your turn to do something incredibly regretful.
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May 18, 2014 02:01
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I had my eye on Spiller as well and would have taken him despite being my 3rd RB, but I also knew the chances were slim to none that he would be there in the 5th.
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May 19, 2014 04:02
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Hey shitmotrons, keep it helpful by including the round.pick and name of the person following you. You may be intimidated by my sexy team but don't let that get in the way of proper sportsmanship.
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May 19, 2014 15:30
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anime gently caress pillow posted:5.4 - Rob Gronkowski Gronk is like Jimmy Graham except that Jimmy will play meaningfully this season Azhais is up.
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May 19, 2014 18:11
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89 posted:Yeah, I've never done 1 PPR, just 0.5 PPR. So, my outlook has been to grab the receptions gods on the board. RB is becoming increasingly irrelevant. Someone is going to get stuck with Lamar Miller as their RB2 and we're all gonna laugh at you.
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May 20, 2014 09:29
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5.9 Cordarrelle Patterson I like having a 1st target WR as my WR2. I also liked Crabtree in this round but Vernon Davis is too much of a target monster. Zypher is on the clock.
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May 20, 2014 14:19
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Spoeank posted:You're welcome for that TE run, y'all. Well if you wanna get pedantic about it, this slow jam started way back in round 1 with Jimmy Graham 
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May 20, 2014 19:50
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Azhais posted:Furthermore: Suave Fedora is up Morning crew represent I had to dive pretty deep to scratch Antonio Gates off the list. I sense a run on QBs so let me grab this and skedaddle 6.4 NICK "MOTHERFUCKING" FOLES Proposal: pls change my team name to "Helu Is It Me You're Looking Foles" Jabro's turn to jibber jabber. Suave Fedora fucked around with this message at 13:20 on May 21, 2014 |
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May 21, 2014 13:16
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That's exactly how I felt about prettyboy Lmao taking Stafford, trust me.
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May 21, 2014 14:30
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 Yeah I'm not entirely sure why he was ranked where he was. I guess analysts are dinging him with DJax's departure, but Foles spread the TD ball pretty evenly last year: DJax 9,Cooper 8, Maclin 7.
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May 21, 2014 15:08
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I'm not hearing you, I've already skedaddled on out of here.
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May 21, 2014 17:50
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Spoenk has a little over half a day to submit his pick!
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May 22, 2014 17:39
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I was deep in thought.
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May 22, 2014 19:22
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Azhais posted:I could PM him I guess Noooo it would be hilarious if he was autopicked another TE.
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May 22, 2014 20:20
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89 posted:By the way, Emmanuel Sanders is gonna be putting up borderline WR1 numbers. I was gonna snipe him even with holes in my team this round, just so I could have traded somebody after I went too late on my RB2. But if you're the only one who has that valuation of him, what's the point  PS - I am legit terrified of your team. The only thing stopping you are Lynch's wheels falling off (unlikely) and the 4 & 9 bye weeks totally loving you in the anus. Everyone on your roster is a proven commodity except Sanka. Suave Fedora fucked around with this message at 13:36 on May 23, 2014 |
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May 23, 2014 13:26
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Yeah the only back I would even sniff there is Vereen in round 3 .5 ppr, round 2 1ppr.
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May 23, 2014 16:41
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Zypher posted:ps Suave are you picking soon? I'm boarding a plane in the next ~15 min or so Sorry bro, I was working out my pecs and didn't realize it was my turn. coronaball posted:Perhaps we should waive the time limit until Memorial Day is over? I know I'll have limited internet access from this afternoon until Monday night. Just a thought. This is a good idea. Anyone can pick over the weekend if it is their turn, but there is no penalty if the next guy goes past 24 hours, and the clock restarts Tuesday 8am? 7.9 Mike Wallace With Moreno's blocking, Tannehill's upright time should improve. You are all welcome to kiss ma butt Zypher is up.
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May 23, 2014 19:11
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He can/should but he doesn't have to.
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May 25, 2014 02:01
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8.4 Pierre Thomas gently caress you Zypher. I'd be willing to take a gamble on Trent at that spot. Now allow me to rationalize my pick. I like PT Cruiser because Sproles is gone and the situation with Chris Ivory isn't a full blown RBBC. Gogo jabro.
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May 28, 2014 03:45
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Yea both those guys
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May 28, 2014 03:48
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At least until he's hurt you know he has the ability to knock off some huge runs. Same can't be said for most RBs at the RB3/4 level.
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May 28, 2014 15:29
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I like Deandre, especially if this AJ80 Thing becomes More of A Thing.
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May 29, 2014 04:55
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:What about the Google doc annoyed you, aside from the fact that I didn't update it fast enough? Some of the teams' players on the top row didn't display right on my ipad. That's all I got.
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May 30, 2014 14:07
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9.9 Chris Ivory Pretty confident he will be the goal line back in NYJ. Zypher, your turn.
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May 30, 2014 14:20
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I don't like slow jamming with Zypher. He is not a very good slow jam partner. He never leads me and I end up doing all the work. 10.4 Cecil Shorts Kid's got talent, there's no doubting that. And prior to Blackmon he had some pretty fantastic half-seasons with the Hennewagon at the helm. His last season was marred by injury and inconsistent QBing what with the Blaine "Crumplezone" Gabbert situation. This year I expect Henne to lean on his star and the one true wideout option in JAX this season. There is a great possibility that half the poo poo I just wrote was completely off the cuff and based on nothing more than a fart and a vague memory. God bless. J-j-j-j JABRO!
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Jun 1, 2014 04:06
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And we have our first party foul of the slow jam draft. Offender should be penalized by picking their next player from the Jets.
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Jun 4, 2014 14:19
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11.9 Andre Brown Foster. Australian for injury. Team Zypher on deck.
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Jun 4, 2014 16:39
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Bowe provided a few weeks of BYE-week value for me last season. His athleticism can't be argued, but his offensive system surely can. Whoever said James Jones was the last WR1 on the board ate a fart on this one.
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Zypher this isn't a reverse fantasy league. V I meant as it it's not a reverse-points league. I guess I should have used "bizarro" instead. Suave Fedora fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Jun 6, 2014 |
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Jun 6, 2014 14:22
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LmaoTheKid posted:
Who the hell is this? He sounds like a downtrodden protagonist from a 1900's novel. anime gently caress pillow posted:But it is your turn :o gently caress I hate you Zypher you suck
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Jun 6, 2014 14:29
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12.4 Christine Michael I'm eating the hype. And it tastes like victory. Not like Skittles. Jabro is up.
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89 posted:12.6 - Carlos Hyde Well we have each other's handcuff sooooo... Just kidding I would rather keep Christine.
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