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Yeah... you know what time it is. Slow Draft time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooH80diDEXk We'll do a snake draft with twelve people. Draft order will be random and chosen once we have the twelve candidates. People have 24 hours to draft, otherwise they'll get the highest ranked player as per FantasyPros.  CLICK HERE FOR THE DRAFT SHEET Easier to read version: https://clickydraft.com/draftapp/board/1245 Rules Standard ESPN Scoring w/ PPR Option 1QB/2RB/2WR/1TE/FLX/PK/DST You have two voting options in the poll above. First, decide PPR scoring (if any). Then, we'll decide if we go for half a draft (8 rounds) or IRON MAN it through all 16.  IF YOU WANNA SLOW DRAFT YOU GOTTA SLOW JAM 1. Beer4TheBeerGod - Fantasy Funkball 2. Spoeank - The Best Manziel I Can Be 3. coronaball - Back at Jadeveon 4. anime gently caress pillow - So Much Carr to Give 5. Azhais - The Strangers 6. Tiptoes - Mr. Roto's Wild Ride 7. 89 - Easy Like Cameron Jordan 8. jabro - RAIN IS A METAPHOR FOR ALL THE POINTS MY TEAM WILL DROP ON YOU!!!!!!! 9. Suave Fedora - Helu, Is It Me You're Looking For? 10. Zypher - The Mock Turtle 11. timp - Cam Newt Feel The Love Tonight 12. LmaoTheKid - Nice and Slow Here's my team: Fantasy Funkball! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=555Qkry4t0o Beer4TheBeerGod fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Jun 1, 2014 |
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What's your team name?
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May 13, 2014 04:14
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These names are terrible and have nothing to do with the slow jams selected. I blame society.
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May 13, 2014 05:31
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Spoeank posted:Maybe some of us don't listen to slow jams. Maybe some of us had to google best slow jams of the 90s & then maybe some of us picked the song their 6th grade girlfriend was obsessed with and then went with a weed joke. And maybe some of us knew even less than that and still managed to figure something out. HTFU Spoeank, I expect better from our returning pros.
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May 13, 2014 05:42
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Zypher posted:Maybe the guy who chose the poo poo post thread tag shouldn't be acting all high and mighty! It's an accurate representation of the product of this draft.
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May 13, 2014 05:53
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We need one more. Only 7 of you fucks have voted in the incredibly easy to read and see poll.
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May 14, 2014 00:13
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LET'S DO THIS! 15 Rounds, 0.5 PPR Draft Order Beer4TheBeerGod - Fantasy Funkball Spoeank - The Best Manziel I Can Be coronaball - Back at Jadeveon anime gently caress pillow - So Much Carr to Give Azhais - The Strangers Tiptoes - Mr. Roto's Wild Ride 89 - Easy Like Cameron Jordan jabro - RAIN IS A METAPHOR FOR ALL THE POINTS MY TEAM WILL DROP ON YOU!!!!!!! Suave Fedora - Helu, Is It Me You're Looking For? Zypher - The Mock Turtle timp - Cam Newt Feel The Love Tonight LmaoTheKid - Nice and Slow
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May 14, 2014 02:18
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1.1 - Jamaal Charles There's three top tier RBs. LeSean McCoy, Jamaal Charles, and Adrian Peterson. Of those three I think Jamaal Charles has the best chance to repeat. He is incredibly efficient, average more points per possession than anyone else with over 200 touches.
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May 14, 2014 02:23
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Suave Fedora posted:The thing about Ball that would concern me is that there is no other running back in the league whose ability to block is more critical for his fantasy production than Montee Ball, and I didn't personally watch enough of him last year to be able to tell if that was something he improved upon over the season. People are basing Ball's success on the "Peyton Effect" where the guy behind him gets a ton of touches. But it's not a sure thing and I'm not confident enough in Ball's skills to spend a 2nd rounder on him.
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May 15, 2014 14:16
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Drew Brees Allright, normally I hate drafting a QB this early. But Brees produced starter quality games 63% of the time (second only to Peyton) and average second best out of all the QBs in PPG. Not exactly terrible numbers. Alfred Morris I just hope he learns how to catch.
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May 16, 2014 04:27
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Huh. I didn't expect Andre Johnson and DeSean Jackson to still be here, but I'll gladly take them as my WR1 and WR2. Johnson has been a steady source of points no matter who throws to him, and I think people are nuts to pick Garcon before Jackson in the Redskin's offense. Garcon's volume is a function of there not being anyone else for RG3 to throw to. Put a dynamic playmaker like Jackson in there and I would expect some awesome plays.
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May 19, 2014 13:31
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Azhais posted:Conversely I expect DeSean to go back to his pre Chip Kelly "don't touch outside of best ball league" ways I figure in the start of the 5th it's worth the risk. RG3 has a really impressive arm, Gruden loves the passing game, and the vast majority of their improvements have been to the offense this offseason. I'm more worried about Alfred Morris, but nobody taken after him has really impressed me.
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May 19, 2014 14:26
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coronaball posted:I thought we said 0.5 PPR? We did.
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May 20, 2014 01:10
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Spoeank posted:I'll see what happens with C J E T S JETS JETS JETS K in Gang Green FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU. 6.12 - Josh Gordon This is a total lottery ticket, but his upside makes it worth looking at here. 7.1 - Danny Woodhead Woodhead averaged starter performances 44% of the time, which isn't terrible for a flex position. Since SOMEONE took the RB I particularly wanted I might as well try and shore up this skill position as best I can. Beer4TheBeerGod fucked around with this message at 04:25 on May 23, 2014 |
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May 23, 2014 04:03
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Get in your next pick you heartless bastard.
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May 23, 2014 04:25
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The nice thing about these super early mock drafts is that they do a great job of cleaning out the cobwebs.
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May 23, 2014 16:19
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7.10 - Terrance Williams Not the worst pick in the world for a 7th rounder.
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May 23, 2014 20:03
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timp posted:Update the sheet fool, I need to Done.
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May 23, 2014 21:15
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I think holding off until after Memorial day is fine. No rush.
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May 25, 2014 02:18
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Here we go: Riley Cooper Greg Olsen Cooper was ridiculously efficient with the looks he got, and as the new bona fide WR1 in Philadelphia it seems like a no brainer to pick him up. As for Olsen, there isn't exactly anyone else in Carolina for him to throw to. Go ahead and draft another bear Spoeank.
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May 29, 2014 02:49
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89 posted:Maclin is WR1 in Philly. Cooper is still a great pick. Maclin is a year removed from an ACL repair. He may be physically healed, but my understanding is that the mental healing takes a year after that. DeAndre is a good pick, although I think AJ80 is staying here he is. Had I not wanted to snag Olsen I would have picked him up instead.
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May 29, 2014 05:00
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Azhais posted:I don't normally put any stock in non-rb rookies, but let's go with What about the Google doc annoyed you, aside from the fact that I didn't update it fast enough?
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May 30, 2014 04:11
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Azhais posted:I like the look of draft boards instead (the team page loads really slow for me and involves a lot of scrolling to see who took what). Mostly I found it hard to find who was still available Fair enough. I'll keep updating this one, but if we do this again I'll use that one next time.
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May 30, 2014 04:29
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I appreciate the feedback guys. Trust me, I have no problem with people telling me what works. Should I stop updating the google doc then? I don't really care either way.
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May 30, 2014 23:07
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In retrospect I could have drafted something other than Drew Brees in the 2nd had I known that Philip Rivers was available this far down. Tons of value in that pick. Also going for Anquan Boldin because I like his reliability.
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Jun 3, 2014 02:29
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Suave Fedora posted:And we have our first party foul of the slow jam draft. Offender should be penalized by picking their next player from the Jets. Vick could put up points. Before his knees explode.
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Jun 5, 2014 05:57
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12.12, 144 - Reuben Randle gently caress it. He's a WR2 who got a bunch of touchdowns last year. Who knows what could happen. 13.1, 145 - Roy Helu Gruden loves the passing game, and Morris isn't exactly a great catcher. Dart, meet board.
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Jun 8, 2014 18:52
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If Dalton can pull it off, great. But I'm wondering how much of his success is his own talent and how much is from his former OC.
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Jun 12, 2014 04:45
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Rams (They're facing Minnesota and Tampa Bay so who knows what the gently caress) Da'Rick Rogers (gently caress Kickers) Spoeank selects Baltimore Ravens because why not.
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Jun 13, 2014 03:02
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So who are we waiting on? I'm phone posting so I can't really tell.
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Jun 17, 2014 13:56
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Suave Fedora posted:I would like to trade Carson Palmer to Zypher for Tannehill and a post that praises me in a non-sarcastic manner. The best possible trade.
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Holy poo poo is QB deep this year.
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