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They aren't even calling it 7th edition. It's just Warhammer 40,000.
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pussy repellant 40k
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May 20, 2014 09:19
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It's a gritty reboot. You think it's grimdark now? You ain't seen nothin'.
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May 20, 2014 09:20
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satanic sex ritual posted:It's a gritty reboot. You think it's grimdark now? You ain't seen nothin'. Really hope this is true and they're rebooting it so it's not just early-90s/late-80s gritty, but also Game of Thrones gritty.
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May 20, 2014 09:35
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Really hope this is true and they're rebooting it so it's not just early-90s/late-80s gritty, but also Game of Thrones gritty. 
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May 20, 2014 10:35
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picture the guy who spent weeks craning over models with tiny paintbrushes clutched in his hands, breathing heavily as he perfected his masterpiece: a space elf rape diorama
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May 20, 2014 11:30
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The 40k community really loved that thing (its a poignant message about the grim and gruesome reality of war) so I think they're ready to see it in the official canon.
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May 20, 2014 12:18
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Crewmine posted:picture the guy who spent weeks craning over models with tiny paintbrushes clutched in his hands, breathing heavily as he perfected his masterpiece: a space elf rape diorama what could my army of 30 rape trauma elves do against a 30 story chainsaw robot, is the only question i'm interested in
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May 20, 2014 12:23
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We can hope that it is a colossal flop that finally kills the company. We can hope.
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May 20, 2014 12:24
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:The 40k community really loved that thing (its a poignant message about the grim and gruesome reality of war) so I think they're ready to see it in the official canon. yea war is really awful *hops in my 50,000 foot tall mech w/ pretty castle bits attached*
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May 20, 2014 12:30
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is the tank really small or are the men real big?
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May 20, 2014 12:33
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May 20, 2014 12:35
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Cucking Mama posted:is the tank really small or are the men real big? it's warhammer so the men are obviously really big and the tank is actualy 5 miles long because it's dark and gritty that way
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May 20, 2014 12:36
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the tanks is just faraway
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May 20, 2014 12:48
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May 20, 2014 13:09
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Yes the rules will slightly change so you must buy another 100 bucks worth of stuff from our model place. Also we'll release rules for uber battles so they will be easier to manage and you can buy even more things. 40k and fantasy were fun games but half the people playing them were so broken it was hard to watch them toss their life savings into a completely new marine army because the old one just "didn't look right". Everyone always went for the stupid superhuman army anyway.
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May 20, 2014 13:22
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Is there a battle going on, quick, fire all weapons!!! Who cares where they are pointed!
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May 20, 2014 13:30
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Gross Dude posted:Is there a battle going on, quick, fire all weapons!!! Who cares where they are pointed! I'm the guy driving the tank over another tank. get the gently caress up out my way theres an invasion on
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May 20, 2014 13:34
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paranoid randroid posted:I'm the guy driving the tank over another tank. get the gently caress up out my way theres an invasion on dude is also firing his gun into or behind his own guys leg
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May 20, 2014 13:35
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paranoid randroid posted:I'm the guy driving the tank over another tank. get the gently caress up out my way theres an invasion on war is hell
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May 20, 2014 13:35
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warhammer 40 gay
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May 20, 2014 13:36
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in the grim darkness of the future there is only dudes standing in big clumps, scowling and firing their guns at something out of frame
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May 20, 2014 13:36
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They're always standing on a small hill
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May 20, 2014 13:38
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Phoon posted:They're always standing on a small hill Is high ground a thing in Warhammers? Maybe it will be in the new book.
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May 20, 2014 13:40
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who thef uck are we supposed to shoot, everyone is scary and has skulls all over their poo poo!! i just blasted the hell out of some guys called the Grim Fuckmakers. I hope they were the enemy.
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May 20, 2014 13:41
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May 20, 2014 13:43
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Their flashing tongues, spitting out blood and poison.
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paranoid randroid posted:who thef uck are we supposed to shoot, everyone is scary and has skulls all over their poo poo!! i just blasted the hell out of some guys called the Grim Fuckmakers. I hope they were the enemy. That's why they're just shooting their guns in all directions.
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May 20, 2014 13:43
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Is high ground a thing in Warhammers? i dont think so but with all these supplemental rules who even knows any more
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May 20, 2014 13:54
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 me & the boys shooting at some knee-high boggarts & boojums. RIP that dude behind captain swordsly.
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May 20, 2014 13:58
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paranoid randroid posted:
dude on the left aint even looking where he's shooting
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May 20, 2014 14:18
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paranoid randroid posted:
"Captain, why do you have your sword out?" "This is a space-sword, private. It can cut through space-armor. If the space-Orcs or the space-Elves want to close in and and get space-medieval on us, none of our guns will stop 'em in time." "Captain, why don't the rest of us have swords, then?" "Shut the hell up and aim your gun lower."
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May 20, 2014 14:20
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i heard there used to be dwarves but they were called squats and now there aren't any squats (dwarves) can i playy as a dwarves (squat) in the new 40k? e: i would ride this in real life and give people the finger and devil horns all at once but id keep my thumb in because i dont love you
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May 20, 2014 14:20
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defensible positions inside the monolithic cathedral hanging out in the background? nah gently caress it let's send sgt brock manly out w/ the pants on head brigade to do sword charges and fire at the ground
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May 20, 2014 14:21
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lonesomedwarf posted:i heard there used to be dwarves but they were called squats and now there aren't any squats (dwarves) the secret to warhammer is that you can do whatever you like because memorizing a big dumb rulebook is hella dumb and it's more important that everyone has fun 
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May 20, 2014 14:21
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paranoid randroid posted:I'm the guy driving the tank over another tank. get the gently caress up out my way theres an invasion on Wow. Tanks for nothing! 
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May 20, 2014 14:25
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Robo Reagan posted:the secret to warhammer is that you can do whatever you like because memorizing a big dumb rulebook is hella dumb and it's more important that everyone has fun thanks, i will saunter down to the GW tomorrow and tell the dude i want a squat army
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May 20, 2014 14:26
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lonesomedwarf posted:thanks, i will saunter down to the GW tomorrow and tell the dude i want a squat army no the most important rule of warhammer is to avoid people who have anything to do with warhammer. it's basically mlp except trying to be really manly instead of really girly but in the end you've still got a shelf full of loving mini figures so it doesn't loving matter which side you pick
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May 20, 2014 14:27
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Robo Reagan posted:no the most important rule of warhammer is to avoid people who have anything to do with warhammer. it's basically mlp except trying to be really manly instead of really girly but in the end you've still got a shelf full of loving mini figures so it doesn't loving matter which side you pick can i just appreciate the aesthetic and maybe paint some white triangles on the front of my boots without being a brony equv.?
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May 20, 2014 14:31
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you can try
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