NFL True or False: Offseason doldrums edition

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regulargonzalez: Aug 18, 2006; UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER

T/F: Peyton Manning will finish the 2014 season among the top 5 vote getters for MVP

# ? May 22, 2014 16:55

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:31

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

True

T/F: Andrew Luck will finish the season with a passer rating over 95.

# ? May 22, 2014 17:06

Afterbirth Aftermath: Aug 29, 2002

True, he'll have enough bodies to throw to this year.

T/F: Enough talk will be made about Watt that he wins the MVP this year.

# ? May 22, 2014 17:14

rare Magic card l00k: Jan 3, 2011

False. The last defensive player to win the MVP award was arguably the greatest defensive player of all time, and (possibly more importantly for MVP voting) was on a 14-2 team. The Texans probably aren't even making the playoffs.

T/F: Johnny Manziel starts in Week 17 for the Browns.

# ? May 22, 2014 17:27

Gnarly Bae Jepsen: Jul 12, 2007; Manic Pixie Dick Girl

True, due to injuries, not capability.

T/F: Redskins change their name in the next five years.

# ? May 22, 2014 17:33

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Militree posted:

True, due to injuries, not capability.

T/F: Redskins change their name in the next five years.

True, outside pressure will eventually force the NFL to intervene. 50 Senators just sent a letter to the NFL urging them to change the name. Goodell will be forced to act, though he will keep his streak of doing so well after he should have.

T/F: Matt Forte will be top 5 in rushing yards this season.

# ? May 22, 2014 17:38

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

False, he'll have top 5 overall yards for RBs, but not rushing yards

Jared Allen has double digit sacks in Chicago

# ? May 22, 2014 17:41

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

True: Jared reacts to the spotlight.

T/F: The NFC West will send three teams to the playoffs this season.

# ? May 22, 2014 22:53

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Darth Brooks posted:

True: Jared reacts to the spotlight.

T/F: The NFC West will send three teams to the playoffs this season.

False, North is sending two.

T/F: JFF wins rookie of the year.

# ? May 22, 2014 23:02

DupaDupa: May 21, 2009; I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

Dexo posted:

False, North is sending two.

T/F: JFF wins rookie of the year.

False: Sammy Watkins does.

T/F: Bridgewater has the best rookie season of all QBs drafted.

# ? May 22, 2014 23:04

regulargonzalez: Aug 18, 2006; UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER

DupaDupa posted:

False: Sammy Watkins does.

T/F: Bridgewater has the best rookie season of all QBs drafted.

True, in my mind he was the best qb in the draft. Even better than Bortles!

T/F: This is Ndamukong Suh's last season in Detroit

# ? May 22, 2014 23:46

fan of the browns: Apr 6, 2012; my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

DupaDupa posted:

False: Sammy Watkins does.

T/F: Bridgewater has the best rookie season of all QBs drafted.

True. Based solely from starting from Day 1.

T/F: The Bengals will play in the AFCCG

# ? May 22, 2014 23:48

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

regulargonzalez posted:

True, in my mind he was the best qb in the draft. Even better than Bortles!

T/F: This is Ndamukong Suh's last season in Detroit

False. He will take a discount/the Lions know he's one of the most important names for the struggling franchise.

ToF: The Eagles get further in playoffs this year

# ? May 23, 2014 02:18

DupaDupa: May 21, 2009; I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

anime gently caress pillow posted:

False. He will take a discount/the Lions know he's one of the most important names for the struggling franchise.

ToF: The Eagles get further in playoffs this year

True, Eagles are going to play the Packers in the wildcard round and Shady will juke AJ Hawk into the next universe.

ToF: By the next offseason AdP is no longer a Viking.

# ? May 23, 2014 04:16

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

~~Shut your fat dirty whore mouth~~ Fiction: Zimmer and Turner will improve the team enough to justify staying. The team is basically built for him anyway.

T/F: After SB 50, the NFL will go back to new Superbowl logos for each game.

# ? May 23, 2014 05:04

Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

Darth Brooks posted:

~~Shut your fat dirty whore mouth~~ Fiction: Zimmer and Turner will improve the team enough to justify staying. The team is basically built for him anyway.

T/F: After SB 50, the NFL will go back to new Superbowl logos for each game.

False the NFL is soulless.

T/F rams make the playoffs

# ? May 23, 2014 05:37

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Sweeper posted:

False the NFL is soulless.

T/F rams make the playoffs

False, not until next year when an entire division can conceivably make the playoffs.

True/False: Tony Romo is healthy (enough) to start for at least half of this season

# ? May 23, 2014 06:11

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

True. I don't think the Cowboys would go into the season without drafting a QB at all and with the inkling that Orton might retire if they didn't have a lot of confidence that he would be able to play, albeit in a more limited fashion.

ToF: Either the Falcons or the Texans bootstrap themselves back into relevance this year.

# ? May 23, 2014 06:47

Its Miller Time: Dec 4, 2004

anime gently caress pillow posted:

True. I don't think the Cowboys would go into the season without drafting a QB at all and with the inkling that Orton might retire if they didn't have a lot of confidence that he would be able to play, albeit in a more limited fashion.

ToF: Either the Falcons or the Texans bootstrap themselves back into relevance this year.

True, the Texans are loving loaded, they're a strong coach or stable QB away from being great. Ditto the Falcons with a good Oline. Wouldn't be surprised to see both in the playoffs.

ToF: Vick is QB of the Jets week 8.

# ? May 23, 2014 07:34

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Its Miller Time posted:

True, the Texans are loving loaded, they're a strong coach or stable QB away from being great. Ditto the Falcons with a good Oline. Wouldn't be surprised to see both in the playoffs.

ToF: Vick is QB of the Jets week 8.

False. Vick will be QB weeks 4-6 before being placed on IR with broken ribs.

ToF: The sack leader for the season will be a rookie, but it won't be Clowney.

# ? May 23, 2014 09:15

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Chichevache posted:

False. Vick will be QB weeks 4-6 before being placed on IR with broken ribs.

ToF: The sack leader for the season will be a rookie, but it won't be Clowney.

False, no one in the glass is better than current starters elsewhere in the league.

ToF: The Redskins change their name before next season?

# ? May 23, 2014 12:13

Beautiful Ninja: Mar 26, 2009; Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.

BlindSite posted:

False, no one in the glass is better than current starters elsewhere in the league.

ToF: The Redskins change their name before next season?

False: The Redskins won't change their name until Dan Snyder loses a court case deeming the name racist.

ToF: The Buffalo Bills finally aren't last place in the AFC East this year.

# ? May 23, 2014 13:04

lockdar: Jul 7, 2008

Beautiful Ninja posted:

False: The Redskins won't change their name until Dan Snyder loses a court case deeming the name racist.

ToF: The Buffalo Bills finally aren't last place in the AFC East this year.

False: Somehow the Bills will once again start 6-2 and end their season 6-10 and last in the Division.

ToF: Either the AFCCG or the NFCCG will be played by 2 teams from the same division.

# ? May 23, 2014 21:52

GenHavoc: Jul 19, 2006; Vive L'Empreur!
Vive La Surcouf!

True: And it'll likely be San Francisco and Seattle again.

T/F: Peyton Manning will never win another Super Bowl.

# ? May 23, 2014 22:31

Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

GenHavoc posted:

True: And it'll likely be San Francisco and Seattle again.

T/F: Peyton Manning will never win another Super Bowl.

true and it is great if only because eli has two

t/f Adrian Peterson will lead the league in rushing

# ? May 24, 2014 00:20

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Sweeper posted:

true and it is great if only because eli has two

t/f Adrian Peterson will lead the league in rushing

True. Teddy Bridgewater will make them have to actually cover Patterson instead of stacking the box every down.

# ? May 24, 2014 00:23

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Sweeper posted:

true and it is great if only because eli has two

t/f Adrian Peterson will lead the league in rushing

False, but only barely, because Teddy Bridgewater can throw a football.

True/False: These forums will be connected to at least one assassination attempt against Alex Smith.

# ? May 24, 2014 00:25

DupaDupa: May 21, 2009; I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

True. Parmesan Basil will mysteriously stop posting after GDT meltdown when the Chiefs start out 0-5.

T/F: Jim Irsay is forced to sell the Colts.

# ? May 24, 2014 00:52

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

DupaDupa posted:

True. Parmesan Basil will mysteriously stop posting after GDT meltdown when the Chiefs start out 0-5.

T/F: Jim Irsay is forced to sell the Colts.

False.

if you think Goodell has a fraction of Adam Silver's balls.

T/F: JFF starts all 16 games for the Browns.

# ? May 24, 2014 01:37

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Benne posted:

False. if you think Goodell has a fraction of Adam Silver's balls.

T/F: JFF starts all 16 games for the Browns.

False: His first NFL game is against the Steelers. Worlids decapitates him halfway in the 2nd quarter. Browns aren't allowed to have nice things.

T/F: Jimmy Haslam will be forced out of owning the team somehow within one year.

# ? May 24, 2014 01:51

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

summertime sadness ITT

# ? May 24, 2014 02:11

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

swickles posted:

T/F: Jimmy Haslam will be forced out of owning the team somehow within one year.

False, because the Browns are cursed.

T/F: Blake Bortles.

# ? May 24, 2014 06:43

LEGO Genetics: Oct 8, 2013; She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs

JT Jag posted:

False, because the Browns are cursed.

T/F: Blake Bortles.

True: Bortles.

T/F: The Raiders only have 2 crushing defeats this year and neither on a primetime game.

# ? May 24, 2014 07:44

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

LEGO Genetics posted:

True: Bortles.

T/F: The Raiders only have 2 crushing defeats this year and neither on a primetime game.

True, the other 14 will be normal defeats, and flexed out of any prime time slots.

T/F Mike Glennon is Tampas week 1 starter

# ? May 24, 2014 08:49

GenHavoc: Jul 19, 2006; Vive L'Empreur!
Vive La Surcouf!

shiksa posted:

True, the other 14 will be normal defeats, and flexed out of any prime time slots.

T/F Mike Glennon is Tampas week 1 starter

False. Brett Favre is coming out of retirement again.

T/F Jim Harbaugh will have a heart attack on the field within the next year.

# ? May 24, 2014 09:49

SlipUp: Sep 30, 2006; stayin c o o l

False, Harbaugh has no heart

T/F Pittsburgh finishes last in the division

# ? May 24, 2014 17:37

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

DupaDupa posted:

True. Parmesan Basil will mysteriously stop posting after GDT meltdown when the Chiefs start out 0-5.

T/F: Jim Irsay is forced to sell the Colts.

No way, I'll be so smug I'll be unbearable.

# ? May 24, 2014 17:49

b0ng: Jan 16, 2004; Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

SlipUp posted:

False, Harbaugh has no heart

T/F Pittsburgh finishes last in the division

False, Browns look exciting every offseason (except at the beginning when they do something monumentally stupid) and always disappoint.

T/F Jadeveon Clowney finishes the 2014 with more than 6 sacks.

# ? May 24, 2014 18:10

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

b0ng posted:

False, Browns look exciting every offseason (except at the beginning when they do something monumentally stupid) and always disappoint.

T/F Jadeveon Clowney finishes the 2014 with more than 6 sacks.

True, but he doesn't get double digit sacks.

ToF: Khalil Mack is the rookie sack leader.

# ? May 24, 2014 19:46

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Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

True, don't take this away from me.

T/F Johnny Football throws for a sub 80 QB Rating

# ? May 24, 2014 19:52

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