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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > The Onion does it again
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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Stay safe poverty ghost

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Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


 stay safe poverty ghost

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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
lol if you die poor

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cams
Mar 28, 2003


 stay safe poverty ghost

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Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

 stay safe poverty ghost

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Syphilicious!
Jul 26, 2007
 Stay safe, poverty ghost. I mean it.

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Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Stay safe poverty ghost.

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p.crestmont
Feb 17, 2012
 stay safe poverty ghost

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I didn't post stay safe poverty ghost and now I'm a povert

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XENA I LOVE YOU
Sep 11, 2010

 stay soft poverty ghost

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Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
 Stay safe poverty ghost!

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subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

 stay safep overty gost

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

 stay safe poverty ghost

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hillaryous clinton
May 11, 2003

super dynamic
Taco Defender
stay safe poverty ghost

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MakeWarHarmlesser
Jun 29, 2009

 i ain't scared a no poberty goat

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wario
Aug 22, 2012

wi-fi password
stay safe poverty ghost

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Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
 stay safe poverty ghost.

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Noitaroballoc
Apr 16, 2005

680 in 40
.tsohg ytrevop efas yatS

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

 aystay afesay overtypay ostghay

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Tirius
Aug 16, 2007

A short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry.
stay safe poverty ghost

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Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost
Stay safe, poverty ghost.

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G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost
stay safe poverty ghost

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Polish
Jul 5, 2007

I touch myself at night
Stay safe poverty ghost.

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Mithra6
Jan 24, 2006

Elvis is dead, Sinatra is dead, and me I feel also not so good.
Stay safe poverty ghost.

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The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed
Stay safe poverty ghost

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Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
 stay safe poverty ghost

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Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO
stay safe poverty ghost

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FlocksOfMice
Feb 3, 2009
 stay safe poverty ghost

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Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

 save stave property geist

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LochNessMonster
Feb 3, 2005

I need about three fitty


 stay safe poverty ghost

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Clever Moniker
Oct 29, 2007




 stay safe, poverty ghost.

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Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


 stay safe poverty ghost

God I love this bit.

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TheOne
May 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT RUINING EVERYBODY'S LIFE
stay safe poverty ghost

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KlavoHunter
Aug 4, 2006
"Intelligence indicates that our enemy is using giant cathedral ships. Research divison reports that we can adapt this technology for our use. Begin researching giant cathedral ships immediately."
Stay safe poverty ghost

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

OlmanRiver posted:

stay safe poverty ghost
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Bring Back Noid
Sep 16, 2005

 stay safe poverty ghost

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Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
 stay safe poverty ghost
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Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
 why are you reading this thread you disappointing sack of poo poo

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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
stay safe poverty ghost

and by stay safe, I mean stop drinking and get a job. Your ghost family is worried about you.

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
 That Onion article was me irl and I haven't stopped crying since I read it. Better post an E/N thread.

Stay safe poverty ghost.

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