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National Treasure 3: Rising Sun (2015) Article 9 of the Japanese Constitution prevents Japan from using military force except in self-defense. Nic Cage discovers that in 1948, General MacArthur and Emperor Hirohito secretly created a codicil to the constitution that allows Japan to go on the offensive. The plan was to have Japan invade the Soviet Far East. Now a new ultranationalist charismatic leader has risen to become Prime Minister of Japan and he plans to invoke the secret "Article 10" to once again launch a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor. The only way to prevent this is to steal the secret constitution and ceremonially cut it in half with a Hanzo hidden in the Chrysanthemum Throne. Nic Cage steals the constitution from its resting place beneath Yasukuni shrine, then travels to Kyoto to get the Hanzo. There, he finds that the Prime Minister (played by Ken Watanabe) is already at the Throne and has removed the Hanzo. Of course a gaijin cannot stand against a Hanzo unarmed so Cage manages to escape after a tense confrontation. During the confrontation the Prime Minister explains the true reason for the attack on Pearl Harbor (both past and his planned one): there is a giant, ten-foot pearl hidden somewhere in Pearl Harbor and it's ridiculously valuable. The team steals MacArthur's corn cob pipe and spectrographic analysis of it reveals that the pearl is hidden in a secret chamber beneath the wreck of the USS Arizona. The Arizona actually suffered only light damage during the attack but it was cleverly scuttled to prevent the Japanese from reaching it in an anticipated land invasion of Hawaii that never materialized. Nic Cage must get to the pearl before the Japanese or all will be lost. In order to access the secret chamber, Cage must climb into the caldera of Kilauea, the most dangerous volcano in Hawaii, to retrieve a secret code. Despite many warnings from the natives that the volcano is cursed, Cage retrieves the code and heads for Pearl Harbor. Meanwhile the team steals George Patton's legendary cavalry saber - the only steel in existence that can defeat a true Hanzo. Cage enters the chamber but the Prime Minister steps out from behind the giant pearl bearing his Hanzo. Cage bests him in one-on-one combat and forces the Prime Minister to cut the secret constitution in half with the Hanzo. Cage then shatters the Hanzo with Patton's saber, forever breaking the will of the Japanese people and ensuring the safety of the giant pearl. In a post credits scene, the Prime Minister takes the broken Hanzo to Yasukuni shrine and uses it to commit seppuku.
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# ? May 30, 2014 18:02 |
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i hate how every civilization game makes you research religion
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# ? May 30, 2014 18:07 |
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would be cool if he had to go find bin laden's body or something
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# ? May 30, 2014 18:28 |
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# ? May 30, 2014 19:26 |
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Is this stuff actually funny to some people? I'll never understand the type of person that finds humor in image macros. Even gamequoter knows that poo poo is played.
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# ? May 30, 2014 19:27 |
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you might find this historical factoid interesting, unfunny gimmicks used to be bannable
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# ? May 30, 2014 19:29 |
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Novo posted:you might find this historical factoid interesting, unfunny gimmicks used to be bannable I remember, and I guess things are a bit better when every little thing isn't a bannable offense, but where's the community backlash that was supposed to shame these idiots into never posting again? You guys are slippin'.
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# ? May 30, 2014 19:31 |
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this is really loving dumb but just in case - stay safe parvati's ghost
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# ? May 30, 2014 19:32 |
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no idea who that is. if someone did Pavarotti's ghost I would probably at least chuckle at that
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# ? May 30, 2014 19:35 |
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# ? May 30, 2014 19:39 |
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Novo posted:you might find this historical factoid interesting, unfunny gimmicks used to be bannable i bet there are all sorts of 1.0 gbs posters still running around in PYF
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# ? May 30, 2014 19:45 |
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actually nah i dont care
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# ? May 30, 2014 20:12 |
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stay safe parvati's ghost
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 04:06 |
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who the gently caress is pavrati?
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 04:25 |
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Justin Godscock posted:who the gently caress is pavrati? RIP
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 04:33 |
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 04:34 |
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Stay safe Havarti ghost. please protect my cheese
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 04:45 |
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I liked the leading lady in those movies. She was hot. For a blonde.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 04:46 |
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thunderchief posted:National Treasure 3: Rising Sun (2015) You forgot the part where Nic Cage's grandad raped some Japanese POW and the resulting child is a security guard and helps them steal the constitution, then renounces her Japanese ancestry and helps Cage throughout the rest of their journey. The final scene of the movie is of her taking her American citizenship oath with the Supreme Court justices in DC.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 05:04 |
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good end
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 05:06 |
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thank u mr skeltal
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 06:18 |
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 06:21 |
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the search for ben franklins dildo
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 06:22 |
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stay safe puberty ghost
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 06:24 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:the search for ben franklins dildo i already know where that is
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 06:28 |
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why do americans have such a hard-on for ben franklin's dildo, that poo poo was probably like indiana jones and the holy grail. buncha libertarians searching for this golden dilz and it's just some shitstained piece of wood nic cage fills it with cumlube to save his dad bam, plot for national treasure 3
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 06:59 |
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stay safe ben franklin dildo ghost
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 14:45 |
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thunderchief posted:National Treasure 3: Rising Sun (2015) I would watch it.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 14:48 |
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stay safe mr skeltal
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 14:57 |
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Nic Cage has to pilot a zero at one point and survive a kamikaze dive into a building or something.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 15:01 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:i hate how every civilization game makes you research religion What? you don't love being told "you have researched Monotheism!"?
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 15:02 |
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Also Parvati is already kind of a ghost?: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parvati Stay safe hinduism gods
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 15:04 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:What? you don't love being told "you have researched Monotheism!"? The idea that religion is something constructed ("researched") deliberately by state actors for the purpose of social control, rather than the true revelation of divine knowledge is offensive to me.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 15:05 |
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i can see how a face like that could turn a man gay.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 15:08 |
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Rotten Tomatoes Score 78%
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 15:20 |
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Stay safe Parvati's ghost
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 02:55 |
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Cum model?
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 03:02 |
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thunderchief posted:National Treasure 3: Rising Sun (2015) Greenlight.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 03:05 |
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Nic Cage finds out that in fact he was the National Treasure this entire time
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 03:13 |
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Big McHuge posted:Stay safe Havarti ghost.
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