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Why is lowtax in China, he should be on TV right now?
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Jun 3, 2014 01:00
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:Ha, right. That's why he's so scary.
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Jun 3, 2014 01:14
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I am Toni Lippi posted:My son was telling me about slenderman like it was a real thing, I mean he's 7 so whatever. I told him, "Yeah I know what that is...I know what it's from. It's not real." He said I didn't know what I was talking about so I screamed, "SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM!" and shoved him really hard. tell him to watch out for real dangers like Aatrek.
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Jun 3, 2014 04:19
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Benedick Cuckold posted:all right, i took your advice. i've booked an appearance on msbnc, but i'm having a little bit of trouble finding a nice suit for an affordable price. aw drat it all to hell, i'm giving up on the whole thing. Just wear an oversized coat and a fedora.
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Jun 3, 2014 10:59
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:I thought Aatrek was the only one that "stabbed" 12-year-olds? not quite, even aatrek has standards they're too old
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Jun 3, 2014 11:24
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vyst posted:Thats probably what he is looking for. Have you ever asked slenderman why he wanders the woods? Poor soul. Someone should give him a tablet. He could easily charge it and get free wifi at McDonalds.
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Jun 3, 2014 15:32
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quakster posted:i first heard about rotten from my mom Small world. My late grandma also introducted me to Rotten. My retarded cousin Ginny-Mae introducted me to Ebaumsworld.
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Jun 3, 2014 15:34
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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:heh the Chicago Tribune article literally mentions something awful in its text LOL at the poor journalists joing SA and then realizing archives are down. The present state of GBS will only make it too clear that SA is completely responsible for that happened in that wood.
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Jun 3, 2014 15:45
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faxmachine posted:Good job people, SA received a lot of mentions on Ground Zero Radio tonight. Get those goatse posts and FYAD intro post suggestions ready!! Gotta keep up our cover lest any of the conspiracy nuts who registered realize we're all CIA operatives. The Tea Party "Community" (is it still around?) must be having a field day.
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Jun 4, 2014 08:49
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Count Chocula posted:This is the plot to at least 2 Japanese horror films and a Supernatural episode there's also going to be a Law & Order: SFU episode featuring Aatrek.
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Jun 4, 2014 08:52
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Alan Smithee posted:it it not Claims someone named "Alan Smithee". Please... Beck is no fool.
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Jun 4, 2014 11:34
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Why blank out their names and photos, these fuckers are stating this in public. I bet they're proud of it - true Christians they sure are!
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Jun 4, 2014 13:19
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Slender Man is probably a demon. It then follows that SA is Hell (generally speaking, not because archives and search are down).
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Jun 4, 2014 13:46
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Breaky posted:So when do we welcome Aatrek back? He's probably already here. Lurking.
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Jun 4, 2014 13:53
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Fozzy The Bear posted:hahahaha lowtax, you so funny If lowtax is still in China, make Shmorky do the interviews.
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Jun 4, 2014 15:01
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whatis posted:maybe victor surge is the real slender man and this was his plan all along. they say the devil's greatest trick is convincing people he isn't real someone is getting a brand new car. btw. HAIL SATAN!
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Jun 4, 2014 16:02
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whatis posted:someone e-mail tribute.avi to the fox news brass someone do this. please 
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Jun 4, 2014 16:05
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SATAN KNEW. HAIL LOWTAX!
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Jun 4, 2014 16:18
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THIS IS GETTING INSANE. AND I LIKE IT. I'M GONNA SACRIFICE A LAMB FOR SATAN.
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Jun 5, 2014 02:21
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CaptainSarcastic posted:And yet she probably thinks it is totally legit to take fantasy from books like "The Old Testament" and "The New Testament" seriously. Ah, "She is a mom of two" - she's surely the right person to tell everyone else about parenting.
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Jun 5, 2014 04:31
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I hope he still has to pay for the girl's therapy.
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Jun 5, 2014 22:45
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droey posted:if lowtax really gets on fox news then has SA finally reached its apex? even the tea party community has been on fox news. it's not that impressive. if fox news reads this - google tribute.avi + somethingawful
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Jun 6, 2014 12:31
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frajaq posted:hopefully Fox News can use Lowtax's interview now they won't. the goons INSULTED THEM. 
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Jun 9, 2014 06:41
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redshirt posted:Ban 12 year old girls. this is quite easy, just make every kid repeat year 11.
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Jun 9, 2014 16:03
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tacodaemon posted:the adolescent boy murder m.o. is the mass public shooting whereas girls murder as some kind of bizarre multi-girl conspiracy to lure someone somewhere and stab/bludgeon them to death. that "I don't like mondays" girl from the 70s is the only exception I can think of I'm gonna write a song about the slenderman incident and call it "I don't like reddit".
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Jun 9, 2014 16:38
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FOX NEWS, AIR THAT INTERVIEW AND SLENDERMAN MIGHT CALM DOWN!!!!!
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Jun 9, 2014 20:44
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FlamingLiberal posted:Now Lowtax is taping an interview on CNN lazy "journalism". why do they interview lowtax? is not like he's anything to do with slenderman (?)
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Jun 10, 2014 17:31
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FlamingLiberal posted:Lowtax just said he's going to be on Erin Burnett's CNN show today. Hopefully he gets the needed exposure so SA can be sold to some Chinese investors.
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/more-crimes-linked-to-slender-man-internet-meme,36244 the onion, what something awful always wanted to be.
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