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SniperWoreConverse posted:how strange that slenderman was "created" six years, six months, and six days after the death of Frederick "Fred" McFeely Rogers In a youthful indescresion Freddy Rogers gets drunk and accidentally summons the devil, thinking Ouija boards were fake toys. But when some dude shows up he gets talked into selling his soul in exchange for a cigarette. The next day he was so scared he dedicated his life to righteous living and helping his fellow man. But it wasn't enough. Satan's contract was sealed and Minister Fred Rogers was damned to wander the earth eternally--- MR ROGERS IS SLENDERMAN
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The more I see the name, the more it looks like a Jewish surname. Mr. Slenderman. The kindly owner of the delicatessen on the corner, who always says hi to me when I stop in for a pastrami on rye.
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Jun 9, 2014 02:08
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I wonder if even daily mail readers will notice they're being told how to feel when looking at that goofy rear end teenage drawing labeled 'deeply disturbing' quote:'She even crated[sic] a world for Slender Man in the game MineCraft,' the woman revealed. I look forward to a new satanic kidcults news media craze
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Rodatose posted:I look forward to a new satanic kidcults news media craze It's like the late 80s and early 90s all over again. 
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YellerBill posted:If Slenderman becomes the next Big Deal That Old People Obsess Over I'm gonna laugh so loving hard Does Slendeman encourage children to play the Knockout game? Find out more at 11.
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Jun 9, 2014 02:56
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gromdul posted:The more I see the name, the more it looks like a Jewish surname. Mr. Slenderman. The kindly owner of the delicatessen on the corner, who always says hi to me when I stop in for a pastrami on rye.
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notlupus posted:It's like the late 80s and early 90s all over again. Slenderman = Magic: The Gathering
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Hazo posted:I've started reading it in my head that way, like with the same emphasis as the word Zimmerman, and it makes reading about these idiot preteens much funnier imo That's how the surname "Batman" is pronounced. Batman is just as dumb as slenderman so it's relevant.
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gromdul posted:The more I see the name, the more it looks like a Jewish surname. Mr. Slenderman. The kindly owner of the delicatessen on the corner, who always says hi to me when I stop in for a pastrami on rye. I'm picturing the old guy on Sesame Street who died that one time.
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gromdul posted:The more I see the name, the more it looks like a Jewish surname. Mr. Slenderman. The kindly owner of the delicatessen on the corner, who always says hi to me when I stop in for a pastrami on rye. 
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Republican Vampire posted:That's how the surname "Batman" is pronounced. I dunno at least Batman's mansion is in an exciting big city and not some fuckin' woods in northern Wisconsin
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tacodaemon posted:I dunno at least Batman's mansion is in an exciting big city and not some fuckin' woods in northern Wisconsin Gotham is a crime-ridden, dystopian hell-hole and its biggest claim to fame is a psychotic billionaire playboy who would rather play dress up and beat up the lower class than use his vast wealth to try to fix anything. The worst that would probably happen at Slendy's mansion would be boredom and some tall dude hangin around bein kinda weird all day.
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Jun 9, 2014 05:19
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Pvt.Scott posted:The worst that would probably happen at Slendy's mansion would be boredom and some tall dude hangin around bein kinda weird all day. so it would be like living at brian posehn's house if you don't smoke weed
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gromdul posted:The more I see the name, the more it looks like a Jewish surname. Mr. Slenderman. The kindly owner of the delicatessen on the corner, who always says hi to me when I stop in for a pastrami on rye. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtkrf1oKGwI&t=312s
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tacodaemon posted:I dunno at least Batman's mansion is in an exciting big city and not some fuckin' woods in northern Wisconsin Gotham is basically New York mixed with Chicago for poo poo-rear end motherfuckers. These girls were some poo poo-rear end motherfuckers.
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Republican Vampire posted:Gotham is basically New York mixed with Chicago for poo poo-rear end motherfuckers. Hell, that basically describes Detroit. And that's right next to Wisconsin... God drat, Slenderman lives in downtown Detroit and goes on road trips. This explains so much
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Also if you wanna lol Coast to Coast AM is about to do an hour on SLENDERMAN and how scary he is with a telepathic lawyer.
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frajaq posted:hopefully Fox News can use Lowtax's interview now they won't. the goons INSULTED THEM. 
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Republican Vampire posted:Also if you wanna lol Coast to Coast AM is about to do an hour on SLENDERMAN and how scary he is with a telepathic lawyer. a nerd just called in and pointed out to n00bz that 'creepypasta' is pronounced "creepy-PASTE-uh because it comes from copy-paste" and i cringed a little irl. now the host is pronouncing it creepy-paste-uh. for the record i have never said the words 'copypasta' or 'creepypasta' out loud but they will always sound in my head more like the italian noodles than the word processing function. kindermord fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Jun 9, 2014 |
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kindermord posted:a nerd just called in and pointed out to n00bz that 'creepypasta' is pronounced "creepy-PASTE-uh because it comes from copy-paste" and i cringed a little irl. nerds are the worst. if you're going to touch the poo poo, at least do something loving funny.
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notlupus posted:It's like the late 80s and early 90s all over again. My rear end stinks like poo poo.
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Some white supremacists (?) shot some cops in Vegas. Why I am mentioning this?quote:Krista Koch, who lives near the apartment that was searched, told Action News the apartment was occupied by the couple who is accused of shooting two Las Vegas police officers and another person on Sunday morning. http://www.jrn.com/ktnv/news/Las-Vegas-police-serve-search-warrant-near-Bruce-and-Fremont-streets-262330321.html
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slenderman shooting cops and being lovey-dovey with harley quinn is even less canonical than him living in wisconsin
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I'm a little disturbed young teen boys aren't stabbing people in the name of Slenderman. Truly, the patriarchy crumbles around us.
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kindermord posted:a nerd just called in and pointed out to n00bz that 'creepypasta' is pronounced "creepy-PASTE-uh because it comes from copy-paste" and i cringed a little irl. Goddamnit, I didn't want to have to become a subscriber again, I feel like I need to hear this.
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redshirt posted:I'm a little disturbed young teen boys aren't stabbing people in the name of Slenderman. slenderman is more of a female oriented father figure, for example i could never imagine going fishing or learning to shave with him also, get ready for S.A.R.E. interventions, S.A.R.E officers and zero tolerance zones for dark suits, gonna be awesome watching the insanity safely from across the pond 
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usbombshell posted:Some white supremacists (?) shot some cops in Vegas. Why I am mentioning this? I was just going to post this. This Slenderman crime wave is really getting out of hand.
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sleepingbuddha posted:I was just going to post this. This Slenderman crime wave is really getting out of hand. 2 attempted murders, then a murder-suicide in a Wal-mart. Ol' Slendy is upping his game 
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redshirt posted:Ban 12 year old girls. this is quite easy, just make every kid repeat year 11.
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redshirt posted:I'm a little disturbed young teen boys aren't stabbing people in the name of Slenderman. the adolescent boy murder m.o. is the mass public shooting whereas girls murder as some kind of bizarre multi-girl conspiracy to lure someone somewhere and stab/bludgeon them to death. that "I don't like mondays" girl from the 70s is the only exception I can think of
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tacodaemon posted:the adolescent boy murder m.o. is the mass public shooting whereas girls murder as some kind of bizarre multi-girl conspiracy to lure someone somewhere and stab/bludgeon them to death. that "I don't like mondays" girl from the 70s is the only exception I can think of I'm gonna write a song about the slenderman incident and call it "I don't like reddit".
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usbombshell posted:Some white supremacists (?) shot some cops in Vegas. Why I am mentioning this? Haha I just saw that and was going to post something. Prediction: Goons will be responsible for every mass shooting from here on out, and it will be retroactively proved that goons were responsible for all the ones that happened in the past.
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tacodaemon posted:the adolescent boy murder m.o. is the mass public shooting whereas girls murder as some kind of bizarre multi-girl conspiracy to lure someone somewhere and stab/bludgeon them to death. that "I don't like mondays" girl from the 70s is the only exception I can think of  society values individual heroism in men and cooperation and teamwork in women.That's my hypothesis anyway.
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gromdul posted:Jewish surname. Slenderman is finally scary
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A misanthrope posted:Haha I just saw that and was going to post something. Prediction: Goons will be responsible for every mass shooting from here on out, and it will be retroactively proved that goons were responsible for all the ones that happened in the past. Good thing the murder forum is not publicly accessible
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Good thing the murder forum is not publicly accessible Shhhhh! Ixnay on the urder orumfay
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