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http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/12-year-wisconsin-girls-stab-friend-19-times-23959855 They were trying to get the slenderman to give them the zybourne clock. When the police showed up they yelled all cops are bastards and when the local news came, GBS is not RSS.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2014 23:19 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:34 |
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Lonely Virgil posted:children are loving idiots. they stab the darndest things
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2014 23:22 |
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soon child soldiers will take orders from the mittani to fight our wars
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2014 23:29 |
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Feranon posted:make in my day we sacrificed people to satan who is for real and a cool guy satan lives in his dad's basement
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2014 23:36 |
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sexy mouse posted:so what if a couple kids die, this is the price we pay for high quality memes kabosu the doge personally murdered over 50 japanese schoolgirls
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2014 23:43 |
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slenderman is my thinspiration. maybe if i get thin i can scare and molest young girls in the woods instead of them just laughing at my tiny dick
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2014 23:49 |
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Depressing Drawers posted:lol Wisconsin what a shithole. it got a lot worse when slenderman moved in
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 00:14 |
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:Anyone else get that rad Popsicle ad before the news story cuz now I want some Popsicles and I don't know who to blame, the killer girl or SA i have adblock because i'm not a drooling idiot
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 00:17 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I remember the thread where the Slenderman concept was created & it was a fun thing at the time but I can't even wrap my head around the idea that Slenderman is a thing people are into. It's like if I heard people built up a huge mythology around the frog emoticon & gangs started using it to mark territory. instead we only mark hotdog stands
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 00:41 |
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I am Toni Lippi posted:My son was telling me about slenderman like it was a real thing, I mean he's 7 so whatever. I told him, "Yeah I know what that is...I know what it's from. It's not real." He said I didn't know what I was talking about so I screamed, "SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM!" and shoved him really hard. i hope you killed that stupid idiot
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 01:51 |
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Sid Vicious posted:when i was in grade 7 there was no such thing as slenderman so we woudl tell stories to each other about other scary thigns like pop quizzes on subects you dont have that term or or using a ouija board or something we rpobably never would have trried to ritually sacrifice anyone of course it wasnt until hig school i started to listning to marilyn manson and the like such as that and then thas when i murdered a kid. high school is a good tiem to murder a kid imo. if 12 year olds can get tried as adults then apparently the best time to kill is elementary school.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 01:54 |
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Sid Vicious posted:this is the greatest copliment i have ever received thank you you are the guy who sucks
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 01:58 |
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never seen a fat guy smoke weed... weed smokers are all slender men
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 02:11 |
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Blinkz posted:I actually live 4 houses away from where this happened. I woke up shortly after police showed up. They had my entire street blocked off. In front of my house is marsh/woods. They had dogs going through there and flight for life was above my house the whole time. I was asked by a local detective if I had heard anything. Despite me having my windows open all day I didn't hear the girl call for help. I was told to keep on the look out for two additional girls and when I asked if I should be concerned that a guy might be running around with a gun I was told it wasn't warranted. That's when I got the feeling the other two might be suspects. photoshop slenderman in the background before you post 'em
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 02:14 |
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Something Awful, or The Children's Crusade
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 02:24 |
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Kyrie eleison posted:It's time for us as a society to seriously talk about shutting down the internet anything if it stops your posts
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 02:50 |
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just peed a little
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 03:10 |
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Zombie Boat posted:Kleenex the rowdy pedo lives in a half way house and thinks raping girls is easier than dating. hosed up by true. how does your mom know about SA
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 14:06 |
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Zombie Boat posted:Because she's rad as poo poo and maybe has an account. if she's rad as poo poo she won't have an account
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 16:11 |
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Lamebot posted:guys you seem to really want SA to be relevant again and its pretty pathetic to read Just wait for caro to personally execute Bashar al-Assad.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 21:54 |
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Apparition posted:I imagine that you look just like your avatar and I don't like it why not
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2014 02:15 |
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Apparition posted:probably some sort of personality disorder, iunno you seem to have trouble dealing with a guy who is in a band with his friends and having fun
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2014 02:18 |
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Can't wait for copycat stabbings from The Rake and Jeff the Killer.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2014 05:28 |
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h2oxaddict posted:made it to page like 12 or something and didn't see this posted yet. From the SAclopedia: cool fanfic bro
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2014 22:30 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:34 |
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tacodaemon posted:the adolescent boy murder m.o. is the mass public shooting whereas girls murder as some kind of bizarre multi-girl conspiracy to lure someone somewhere and stab/bludgeon them to death. that "I don't like mondays" girl from the 70s is the only exception I can think of Glad to see that despite the misandry in todays society men still have a higher KDR. females can't even stab someone to death right.
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