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i refuse to buy into the theory that people crank their dick to this
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Jun 3, 2014 10:57
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Tiler Kiwi posted:i refuse to buy into the theory that people crank their dick to this I don't think it's an explicitly sexual fetish, it's more like cuddle parties, that is, pretend intimacy.
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Jun 3, 2014 11:03
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it's a fetish and anyone who says otherwise is deluded/into it
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Jun 3, 2014 12:11
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the internet has birthed a shitload of weird people with bizarre fetishes that exist only thanks to a semi-ironic need to be the most unique
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Jun 3, 2014 12:11
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Asmr is a real thing. I get it when I listen/play music or enter a building I've never been inside, but any number of experiences will trigger that tingle. It defeats the purpose when lonely folks try to replicate the sensation and not the circumstances aka going out and doing something with their lives.
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Jun 3, 2014 12:27
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lonely people should be thrown in jail imo
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Jun 3, 2014 13:36
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Tiler Kiwi posted:i refuse to buy into the theory that people crank their dick to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PNITe10po
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Jun 3, 2014 13:39
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i hit play on the first video and next thing i know it's ten minutes later, that poo poo was loving hypnotic.
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Jun 3, 2014 13:49
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Literally The Worst posted:i hit play on the first video and next thing i know it's ten minutes later, that poo poo was loving hypnotic. how many times did u cum
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Jun 3, 2014 14:34
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:This one of his videos is actually pretty informative. 
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Jun 3, 2014 14:41
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Learn from the master: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNc0ErvirBE
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Jun 3, 2014 14:58
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I sleep to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HilDMHBY0oo
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Jun 3, 2014 15:06
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asmr is a fake thing people have made up so they can touch themselves to people with deep voices saying irrelevant things without feeling like sexual deviants hth
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Jun 3, 2014 17:13
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I can't believe most of you don't have this.
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Jun 3, 2014 17:14
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A big subset of the chiropractic industry based on this effect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG1ed3y3xGc
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Jun 3, 2014 17:27
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*chews doritos close to mic and whispers* i'm gay
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Jun 3, 2014 17:29
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:I can't believe most of you don't have this. lmao if you believe asmr is real
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Jun 3, 2014 17:29
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:I can't believe most of you don't have this.
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Jun 3, 2014 17:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCjMR3p0jeU
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Jun 3, 2014 17:49
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RolandTower posted:Sucks to your asmr. beat me to it duderooski  content edit: has anybody here who isn't on the spectrum ever actually tried a hug machine? if so how did you feel about it? i would try one out if i had the opportunity to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49H0IfoILwQ Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Jun 3, 2014 |
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Jun 3, 2014 17:50
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its just a run of the mill bodily reaction thats supposed to work as positive reinforcement so people will seek out intimate contact instead of spanking it to weird youtubes unfortunately, natural selection has failed us again
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Jun 3, 2014 18:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma0TEBARxgA
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Jun 3, 2014 18:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n5eYr0T_Ck
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Jun 3, 2014 18:07
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yikes
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Jun 3, 2014 18:07
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Its for people who are not talented enough to be a YouTube star and not brave/pretty enough to do nude cam shows. http://www.patreon.com/asmrrequests
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Jun 3, 2014 18:16
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This American Life had an episode on it. This married woman explains it all, says it's hard to separate out creepy sex starved nerds from the pure brain tingles. It sounded like a fetish that was 'noooo it's not masturbation so it's not a fetish'.
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Jun 3, 2014 21:14
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Instant Grat posted:lmao if you believe asmr is real It is, i have it. It feels hella good. Someone posted what it was teh other day. Like some sort of vestigal grooming thing from when we were apes pulling lice out each otheres fur. So no, sucks to YOUR asmr.
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Jun 4, 2014 01:16
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Someone should copy all these videos and replace the little banner with KILL YOURSELF YOU PATHETIC LOSER right at the end, and then the weirdos that watch this poo poo would click them
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Jun 4, 2014 01:18
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gently caress the ROW posted:Someone should copy all these videos and replace the little banner with KILL YOURSELF YOU PATHETIC LOSER right at the end, and then the weirdos that watch this poo poo would click them
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Jun 4, 2014 01:34
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wow i turned that off quick the old school "3d sound" videos were really neat. if you put nice headphones on, closed your eyes, things could get insane. those axe ones were nice. if nothing happens to you you probably have spatial sound recognition problems (this is actually true) however 99.9999% of the videos are really terrible
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Jun 4, 2014 01:41
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Nigga Forever Alone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PNITe10po
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Jun 4, 2014 01:44
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sucks to your asmr
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Jun 4, 2014 01:54
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not sexual guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDMZ2cmaMEg
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Jun 4, 2014 02:06
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It's really sexy, op.
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Jun 4, 2014 02:34
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My dad eats really loud. It gets on my nerves, doesn't give me a boner
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Jun 4, 2014 05:31
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The best thing was when the first thread here about it came out and the op was like " you know how everyone has brain tingles, well now it has a name" and the thread was just people talking about how creepy the videos were.
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Jun 4, 2014 05:50
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ASMR sounds like some kind of military hardware so i'd try a surplus store op
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asmr is for people who literally repel everyone and can't find a human willing to actually come into close proximity with them Oh you get a weird alien feeling when it seems like someone is talkign real close to you. IT'S CALLED INTIMACY YOU JACKWAD
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