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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010


http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2014/06/world/rishikesh/

Which is more spiritual, the surprise sex gangs or the river full of corpses that they drink out of?

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Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


The-Mole
Aug 5, 2003

Don't tempt fate
Fate isn't real, of course.
But she can be tempted to become real for a few seconds.
And that's all it takes.


I told my dad once that I was going to become an Aghori and he just smiled and went, "ah very good, so you'll be doing Puja down by the river?"

So much for that effort to rebel.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


Is there a diagram of the radius of her vagina before and after?

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009



i think the neoliberal market reforms are working

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010


Chris Awful posted:

Is there a diagram of the radius of her vagina before and after?

stuxracer
May 4, 2006


i like the picture of a 105 year old man trying to get her to "pose" (lick her own rear end in a top hat)

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


How a holy place and its people helped a Western woman find wholeness

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

GBS is stromfront with a bunch of white people conditioned to pretend they feel white guilt, when they really don't.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lol

Jim Rustler
May 16, 2014

by Ralp


This reminds me of something





























etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Can't wait to jump in the Ganges and get a real spiritual experience

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010


etalian posted:

Can't wait to jump in the Ganges and get a real spiritual experience

And cholera.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Volcott posted:

And cholera.

hopefully a strain of the superbug staph too

I India people can buy antibiotics over the counter with predictable results

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

"HATERS GONNA HATE!"

STAR CITIZEN
will be the GREATEST GAME EVER!!!



I'm already a

REAR ADMIRAL what are you?


Volcott posted:

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2014/06/world/rishikesh/

Which is more spiritual, the surprise sex gangs or the river full of corpses that they drink out of?

i got dyssentry from reading this article, thank you India!

fyodor
May 27, 2004

TRASH POSTER


Jessica Ravitz is a really dumb stinkyhole-ola.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!


yo guys help me prepare for my spiritual journey to fyad next week

fyodor
May 27, 2004

TRASH POSTER


This is Jessica Ravitz:

Jessica Ravitz: HURF BLERP I SUCK THE SPIRITUAL-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX'S DICK WITH MY MOUTH

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lolling at how she included the Beatles in the article, even though they left after getting creeped out by the rapey india guru

GOOCHY
Sep 17, 2003

In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!

cnn.com's self centered writer posted:

She says she can't have babies and wonders: What's the point of my life?

That's pretty dramatic, I think, but I recognize her pain. I've already mourned that I won't have babies myself.

Let's count how many times she says "I" in this article. Narcissistic with too much time on her hands.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


throw a babby in the ganges
super staph babby

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


you irl posted:

throw a babby in the ganges
super staph babby

Lol, that happens in the womb.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lmao

I'm now on a far less personal mission: to write about this place and what it means to those who flock here. I plan to push myself out of my comfort zone, get my yoga on, try my hand at meditation. I'll meet with gurus, hear about past lives, dabble in some ancient therapies.

Corek
May 11, 2013

SMG Macklemore Fanclub


all he ever talks about in that book are arabs, india's not even in it. boo

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001



Woman comes to India, India comes in her.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004


butplug accident posted:

i think the neoliberal market reforms are working

Look! A Horse!
Feb 10, 2010


this article literally contains the phrase "foible-filled search for mr. Right"

baw
Nov 5, 2008
RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

eat pray surprise sex

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004


surprise sex surprise sex surprise sex

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.



i like to think that indians just make this poo poo up on the spot and secretly film it and then upload it to worldstarkarma.com or whatever

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



lol
india's such a spiritual place... i go there to leave my comfort zone
(goes to a tourist trap, goes to a spa, and takes yoga classes from non-Indians)

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest


theyre going to cook her

baw
Nov 5, 2008
RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

i had an ayurvedic massage in thailand. they didnt do weird things with my orifices or dough but they did drip oil on my forehead. no one said poo poo about a third eye tho it just felt nice

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

I read the title as a big woman who went down of India.
Was disappointed

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

baw posted:

i had an ayurvedic massage in thailand. they didnt do weird things with my orifices or dough but they did drip oil on my forehead. no one said poo poo about a third eye tho it just felt nice

thailand? how was the child sex

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

Haverchuck posted:

thailand? how was the child sex


Pumpy Muffinz posted:

Was disappointed

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

baw posted:

i had an ayurvedic massage in thailand. they didnt do weird things with my orifices or dough but they did drip oil on my forehead. no one said poo poo about a third eye tho it just felt nice

look man if you dont get a cake baked in your bunghole you cant call it ayurvedic

you got ripped off, hope you can still get your money back or at least have them whip up a cupcake in your butt or something

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


The Brown Menace posted:

i like to think that indians just make this poo poo up on the spot and secretly film it and then upload it to worldstarkarma.com or whatever

probably just a good excuse to dump olive oil and herbs down a fat white woman's rear end

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

"HATERS GONNA HATE!"

STAR CITIZEN
will be the GREATEST GAME EVER!!!



I'm already a

REAR ADMIRAL what are you?


etalian posted:

probably just a good excuse to dump olive oil and herbs down a fat white woman's rear end

sounds like a porno i dreamt about featuring Gianna Michaels' rear end

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