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Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer
Why not? Not using them anyway, just dead weight imo

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Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
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any tips for any easy castration? i want to be smooth like a ken doll, tia

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Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
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Sekenr posted:

OP, flowers. I'll give you flowers

Flowers are fleeting, castration is forever.

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Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
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gnarlyhotep posted:

at least do it carefully so someone else can use them

Good point, I will put it on ice so a needy troon can use them. Fair warning though, it is a hosed up and gross thing and I will be glad to be rid of it.

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Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
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Hobohemian posted:

You should totally do it. I don't want to have to deal with the burden of your retarded progeny.

Neither do I!!!

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Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
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The best reason I can think of not to cut off my dick and balls is I don't want to be out ten bucks when I re-register this account because I'm a goony loser. I hope this is satisfactory.

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Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
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turbomoose posted:

can someone else cut off their dick first to get OP banned?

dick AND balls, don't half rear end it

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Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
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Throwdini posted:

whoa loving meta

the correct answer was risk of infection though

yeah but anything resulting in my death is a win win for everyone, not a good enough reason imo

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Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
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Throwdini posted:

your death is a foregone conclusion why would i worry about your dumb death

no reason

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Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
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Morkyz posted:

Lowtax said he would ban you from SA if you didn't, which is a good reason not to.

ya that was my reason something awful is more important to me than anything, even my hosed up and disgusting genitals. i love you guys :)

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Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer
another good reason for keeping my dick is so I can piss in my own mouth. thank you something awful for allowing me to see the value in my disgusting genitals.

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Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer
I see no reason to pay for a therapist when I can just post in GBS

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Dec 27, 2006

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you actually thought id cut off my dick for sa, what a dope

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