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permabanned posted:Now you have to learn Tagalog to impress them even more.   she seems pretty cool MLKQUOTEMACHINE fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Jun 10, 2014 |
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Jun 10, 2014 18:11
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Jun 10, 2014 18:50
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permabanned posted:Go to China or Japan and you will be asked all of those questions.
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Jun 10, 2014 19:08
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Sabel posted:It's really funny to see white american tourists chimp out over this. What questions? I'm not reading this long-rear end thread to know what asians will ask me when I go on a business trip in a couple weeks.
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Jun 10, 2014 19:09
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Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:What questions? I'm not reading this long-rear end thread to know what asians will ask me when I go on a business trip in a couple weeks. Ching chong ching?
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Jun 10, 2014 19:12
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Sabel posted:It's really funny to see white american tourists chimp out over this. nutranurse posted:its my fetish
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Jun 10, 2014 19:15
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Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:What questions? I'm not reading this long-rear end thread to know what asians will ask me when I go on a business trip in a couple weeks. Have you had natto? Can you actually read this menu? Do you like Japanese food? How hard do you think the Japanese/Chinese language is? What do you think of *other asian country*? Can you help me with my English homework? Are you married? Do you have a girlfriend? Do you have a boyfriend? Is (s)he Japanese? Do you like Chinese/Japanese women? Your Chinese/Japanese is so good! How long will you be in China/Japan? Did you know? Japan has four seasons. California? Sugoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Disneyland. How big is your... *phallic gesture* *touches your hair* Amerikajin? Maji de!? Uso!
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Jun 10, 2014 19:30
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Sabel posted:Can you use chopsticks? Well, I have a Japanese friend that is giving me the pronunciation to say "Very large. It will please you and your Ancestors".
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Jun 10, 2014 19:32
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Sabel posted:Your Chinese/Japanese is so good! they never tell me this
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Jun 10, 2014 19:58
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Morkyz posted:they never tell me this It doesn't take much. Just say "konnichiwa" and they clap like this  and talk to you in that pretend-impressed way you talk to little retard kids when they get a gold star on their coloring test
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Jun 10, 2014 20:03
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Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:Well, I have a Japanese friend that is giving me the pronunciation to say "Very large. It will please you and your Ancestors". Hijoo ni ookii. Sore wa anata to anata no senzo o manzoku sa seru.
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Jun 10, 2014 20:44
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My old roommate is back home in Hong Kong now and he said that all his Asian lady friends ask him if white vaginas are as tight as Asian ones. So uh be prepared for that one too
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Jun 10, 2014 20:53
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old dog child posted:My old roommate is back home in Hong Kong now and he said that all his Asian lady friends ask him if white vaginas are as tight as Asian ones. So uh be prepared for that one too Well, obviously the way you respond to that is "I have only slept with white women. Would you like to help me compare?"
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Jun 10, 2014 20:56
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Actually I think the proper response is, "Full Asian men are disgustingly ugly and white girls would never go for you. You’re just butthurt that you were born as an asian piece of poo poo, so you lash out by linking these fake pictures. You even admit that you wish you were half white. You’ll never be half-white and you’ll never fulfill your dream of marrying a white woman. I suggest you jump off a bridge."
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Jun 10, 2014 21:12
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Actually I think the proper response is, "Full Asian men are disgustingly ugly and white girls would never go for you. You’re just butthurt that you were born as an asian piece of poo poo, so you lash out by linking these fake pictures. You even admit that you wish you were half white. You’ll never be half-white and you’ll never fulfill your dream of marrying a white woman. I suggest you jump off a bridge." eliot roger itt
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Jun 10, 2014 21:17
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Jun 10, 2014 21:24
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Jun 10, 2014 21:28
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Jun 10, 2014 21:28
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trigger warning plz
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Jun 10, 2014 21:29
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Jun 10, 2014 21:32
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Morkyz posted:trigger warning plz 
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Jun 10, 2014 21:32
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Sabel posted:It's good for cooling down my mouth after eating the delicious but very spicy food at chipotle. funniest post I've seen
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Jun 10, 2014 22:13
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and now, combined, they finally weigh as much as a normal male human being
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Jun 10, 2014 22:29
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What's the deal with, uh, Asian people?
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Jun 10, 2014 22:44
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madeupfred posted:What's the deal with, uh, Asian people? they're gay
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Jun 10, 2014 22:48
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Coffee Landuh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRtx33R4XhU
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Jun 11, 2014 05:47
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Sabel posted:Can you use chopsticks? True. Saw a Japanese dude once approach some white girl with "I love the Beatles!" And a Korean taxi driver once thanked my American friend for nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Pretty funny stuff, can't even get mad at it. The stuff whites say to Asians is just as equally funny and anyone who gets bent out of shape over it should chill.
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Jun 11, 2014 08:06
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how do you point with your lips is it duckface
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Jun 11, 2014 08:45
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Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:Well, I have a Japanese friend that is giving me the pronunciation to say "Very large. It will please you and your Ancestors". its been mandated by the un that i learn this in every language on earth. Finnish is loving tough!
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Jun 11, 2014 08:47
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Frostwerks posted:its been mandated by the un that i learn this in every language on earth. Finnish is loving tough! Mandated ｂy whom? Sabel posted:You've never heard a condescending "jouzu desu neeeeeeeeeeeeee"? I sense something . Something I haven't felt for a long time.
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Jun 11, 2014 09:06
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Jun 11, 2014 19:41
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this is so bad gently caress
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Jun 11, 2014 19:54
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