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Not Nipsy Russell
Oct 6, 2004

Failure is always an option.

Carpet posted:

Why are you only leaving 6 inches when you overtake?

See, right here is where things stop being civil. You assume a bit much. But ok, I'll play along. I try to give three feet everywhere it's possible. Very frequently, I'm presented with a dilemma: I can drive left of center to properly overtake a bicycle, but of course I can't do that when there's traffic to my left. So I can either plug along behind the bicyclist at whatever speed they're going waiting for a gap in traffic to my left, or I can go by them staying fully in my lane. What I can't do is somehow make the cyclist realize that scooting over even a foot to their right would make things safer for everyone. Sounding my horn to get the cyclist to move over is not a good idea. "Give them three feet of space" is a pretty wise campaign. It's usually presented in a "cars wrong, bikes right" manner, though. Maybe, if bicyclists have the room, they should recognize the need to keep right. And some off them do, and we all get along better for it.

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Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Not Nipsy Russell posted:

See, right here is where things stop being civil. You assume a bit much. But ok, I'll play along. I try to give three feet everywhere it's possible. Very frequently, I'm presented with a dilemma: I can drive left of center to properly overtake a bicycle, but of course I can't do that when there's traffic to my left. So I can either plug along behind the bicyclist at whatever speed they're going waiting for a gap in traffic to my left, or I can go by them staying fully in my lane. What I can't do is somehow make the cyclist realize that scooting over even a foot to their right would make things safer for everyone. Sounding my horn to get the cyclist to move over is not a good idea. "Give them three feet of space" is a pretty wise campaign. It's usually presented in a "cars wrong, bikes right" manner, though. Maybe, if bicyclists have the room, they should recognize the need to keep right. And some off them do, and we all get along better for it.


No, HERE is where it stops being civil: gently caress you.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Momplestiltskin posted:

I bike to work and it's about twice as fast as driving because I can roll by rush hour traffic in the bike lane or bike/bus lane. Also, my job pays a parking stipend that I get to pocket since I don't pay for parking. Also I am in drat good shape from doing this. There are parts of my commute that have no bike lanes, so I ride in the road. I follow the rules. I think the problem is not cyclists, but stupid people. Stupid people do stupid things in cars, and stupid people do stupid things on bikes. It's just more noticeable when they are on bikes because there are a lot more cars than bikes so you're used to seeing cars do stupid poo poo. I have to deal with pedestrians walking right in front of me in the bike lane without looking once, other idiots riding bikes in the bike lane on the wrong side of the road, etc. Basically reserve your hate for stupid people because that is the problem here and nothing else.

Welcome to 1.0 of this thread

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Thanks for ruining the planet for all future generations of humanity. Cars are sin.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Salt Fish posted:

Thanks for ruining the planet for all future generations of humanity. Cars are sin.

I won't be here. Point?

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

Salt Fish posted:

Thanks for ruining the planet for all future generations of humanity. Cars are sin.

No one cares, hippy.

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

azreal posted:

No one cares, hippy.

You are the lamest cartoon cat. Worse than heathcliff and garfield

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Gutcruncher posted:

I like how around here, bike lanes appear ad disappear whenever, and often the bike lane is narrower than a bikes handlebars. Also te drivers around here are blind and/or murderous. Your options on a bike are ride on the road and die or ride on the sidewalk and get screamed at by pedestrians.

Around here cars won't outright murder you, so it's more like your options are to ride on the sidewalk and get yelled at by pedestrians or ride in the road and get yelled at by drivers. Hell, parts of town don't even have sidewalks so you have no option but to ride in the road where you're legally supposed to be anyways.

Yet drivers will still loving yell at you. But it's pretty funny because I can't hear what they're saying while they're driving too fast past me. So whatever.

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica
lol op. I'm going to ride right in the middle of the road in front of you, and what are you going to do about it? Honk? lol.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
just stay home you loving cocks

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
here in philadelphia we have what is called the philly roll, this is not a california stop oh no it's something else entirely.

the philly roll begins at a red light, around or just before (just before can be like, 5 or 10 seconds) the time the opposing light turns yellow. the driver of the car begins to roll into the intersection, intending to accelerate just as his light turns green.

not few are the times i have seen the car get all the way through the intersection, rolling at 2 or 3 mph, before the light turns green.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

nomadologique posted:

here in philadelphia we have what is called the philly roll, this is not a california stop oh no it's something else entirely.

the philly roll begins at a red light, around or just before (just before can be like, 5 or 10 seconds) the time the opposing light turns yellow. the driver of the car begins to roll into the intersection, intending to accelerate just as his light turns green.

not few are the times i have seen the car get all the way through the intersection, rolling at 2 or 3 mph, before the light turns green.

So like a bike?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

keyvin posted:

lol op. I'm going to ride right in the middle of the road in front of you, and what are you going to do about it? Honk? lol.

Throw my Starbucks at you, then hock a luge.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I bike to work through the suburbs around here and it's p nice. No one has called me a human being or tried to kill me yet.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

various cheeses posted:

I bike to work through the suburbs around here and it's p nice. No one has called me a human being or tried to kill me yet.

human being i'll kill u

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Not Nipsy Russell posted:

See, right here is where things stop being civil. You assume a bit much. But ok, I'll play along. I try to give three feet everywhere it's possible. Very frequently, I'm presented with a dilemma: I can drive left of center to properly overtake a bicycle, but of course I can't do that when there's traffic to my left. So I can either plug along behind the bicyclist at whatever speed they're going waiting for a gap in traffic to my left, or I can go by them staying fully in my lane. What I can't do is somehow make the cyclist realize that scooting over even a foot to their right would make things safer for everyone. Sounding my horn to get the cyclist to move over is not a good idea. "Give them three feet of space" is a pretty wise campaign. It's usually presented in a "cars wrong, bikes right" manner, though. Maybe, if bicyclists have the room, they should recognize the need to keep right. And some off them do, and we all get along better for it.

what sort of hosed up tiny roads do you have that you can't overtake someone when there's traffic in the other lane. you don't have to drive in the other lane to go round someone on a bike path lol

do you know what drains are?

hemale in pain fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Jun 10, 2014

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Darth123123 posted:

Throw my Starbucks at you, then hock a luge.

Ugh it made me so mad that I almost splashed my latte all over him! Then later I cried alone in my bedroom for 4 hours.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Not Nipsy Russell posted:

See, right here is where things stop being civil. You assume a bit much. But ok, I'll play along. I try to give three feet everywhere it's possible. Very frequently, I'm presented with a dilemma: I can drive left of center to properly overtake a bicycle, but of course I can't do that when there's traffic to my left. So I can either plug along behind the bicyclist at whatever speed they're going waiting for a gap in traffic to my left, or I can go by them staying fully in my lane. What I can't do is somehow make the cyclist realize that scooting over even a foot to their right would make things safer for everyone. Sounding my horn to get the cyclist to move over is not a good idea. "Give them three feet of space" is a pretty wise campaign. It's usually presented in a "cars wrong, bikes right" manner, though. Maybe, if bicyclists have the room, they should recognize the need to keep right. And some off them do, and we all get along better for it.

really though ride a bike even one time and you'll realize there's all sorts of poo poo with the road condition that drivers never realize because they have gigantic wheels and won't crash and die just because they hit a rock or a ditch or a crack or a hole or some glass or a sewer drain or blah blah blah

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
it's always funny when women and manlets try to start poo poo when i'm cycling downtown. a) you aren't going any faster than 15 mph anyway because there are stoplights every block and b) i'm so much bigger and stronger than you. who the hell are you trying to get crazy with, idiot?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
is there such a thing as a womanlet in your cosmology?

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

nomadologique posted:

is there such a thing as a womanlet in your cosmology?
small women can still get sex from normal, attractive people. so i guess manlets are the equivalent of fat women.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
I drive and bike :smug:

Get rid of on-street parallel parking on small roads, problem solved in a lot of cases.

but really yea gently caress stupid people. i've been assigned to a project about an hour away and so i've been driving and i literally see at least one or two potential accidents, sometimes they even happen, everyday. i also see a lot of stupid bikers too that just blow through stops and wrecklessly too

my city blocked off most of the residential streets with those 911 vehicles/bikes only which is great as I take those when I bike around. they're usually more scenic and quicker.

but there are major roads where they're tiny rear end lanes that constantly squiggle around with no shoulder or one lane with a row of onstreet parallel parking that's always desirable and has at least one person trying to park while onslaught of traffic is getting around them and bikes have to also get around and it's a clusterfuck an it'd really be better if bikes stayed off them since there's plenty of roads running nearby that are only for them :shrug:

Jeromes Dream
Sep 13, 2011

If a man ignoring a sluts verbal NO is committing date rape, then a slut who says NO with her verbal language but YES with her body language is committing date fraud. And a slut who continues to be sexual even after she says NO is committing date lying...
Just keep floating down that concrete river in your metal coffins.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Humans are loving weird about being inconvenienced at all. Like you are in the grocery store and someone is being oblivious and blocking poo poo up for 10 seconds and in your head you are like MOVE YOU loving DUMB IDIOT WHAT THE gently caress. And then when you let humans drive cars it's even worse for some reason.

But our lives are otherwise full of all kinds of dumb inefficient poo poo that wastes our time on a way bigger scale and we don't really notice or care. But as soon as a motherfucker is obstructing your forward motion, even if you are controlling that forward motion by slightly moving a single fat and fluid swollen foot, its just instant rage city.

I'm not sure what's up with that.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
also BIKE THREAD

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

The Butcher posted:

Humans are loving weird about being inconvenienced at all. Like you are in the grocery store and someone is being oblivious and blocking poo poo up for 10 seconds and in your head you are like MOVE YOU loving DUMB IDIOT WHAT THE gently caress. And then when you let humans drive cars it's even worse for some reason.

But our lives are otherwise full of all kinds of dumb inefficient poo poo that wastes our time on a way bigger scale and we don't really notice or care. But as soon as a motherfucker is obstructing your forward motion, even if you are controlling that forward motion by slightly moving a single fat and fluid swollen foot, its just instant rage city.

I'm not sure what's up with that.

because humans are petty and pathetic with no sense of scale for their problems

not me, however, for i have reached enlightenment

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

The Butcher posted:

also BIKE THREAD

BIKE THREAD WOOOO LOOK AT MY SEXY rear end BIKE

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

THS posted:

because humans are petty and pathetic with no sense of scale for their problems

not me, however, for i have reached enlightenment

Ah, a fellow rider. I too have tasted the forbidden fruit of self sufficient transportation.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Gutcruncher posted:

I like how around here, bike lanes appear ad disappear whenever, and often the bike lane is narrower than a bikes handlebars. Also te drivers around here are blind and/or murderous. Your options on a bike are ride on the road and die or ride on the sidewalk and get screamed at by pedestrians.

by "bike lane" do you mean those parking lots with bike symbols on them?

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

various cheeses posted:

BIKE THREAD WOOOO LOOK AT MY SEXY rear end BIKE



Wanna ride that bike.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
how are cyclists both the biggest assholes on the road and the biggest pieces of poo poo on it because this is really ruining my ability to make metaphors

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
here's a handy beginners guide to riding in traffic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0npCFw9TEnA&t=215s

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

various cheeses posted:

BIKE THREAD WOOOO LOOK AT MY SEXY rear end BIKE



them knobblies on the tires are preventing peak gofast

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

ASSASSINS! posted:

here's a handy beginners guide to riding in traffic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0npCFw9TEnA&t=215s

Kill all fixie riders.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

various cheeses posted:

BIKE THREAD WOOOO LOOK AT MY SEXY rear end BIKE



not a fixie, gay


my bike is sexier than yours

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ASSASSINS! posted:

here's a handy beginners guide to riding in traffic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0npCFw9TEnA&t=215s

best part is when one of the show offs crashes into the back of a car.

Fastidious Toes
Apr 10, 2009

so much blood....
In my opinion, people have opinions. I also agree with some, and disagree with others. This thread reminds me that there are times when people are just loving assholes.

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax
When will they make bikes that fly?

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Brakes, gears and helmets are for pussies and the water bottle holder is for PBR Tall Boys and 'stache wax only . L8r sk8rs

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Brakes, gears and helmets are for pussies and the water bottle holder is for PBR Tall Boys and 'stache wax only . L8r sk8rs

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