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bunky posted:okay so there's like a pony. like my little pony or something i guess. but its legs are wicked long. like a giraffe. and if you look at it the thing stomps your stupid tranny skull in. i think i covered all the bases.  real animal. v freaky. idk if stomping is right though. if you're going w/ physical violence it has to be reLLY loving crazy to have any sticking power. maybe it eats your organs without breaking your skin or something? just spitballing. very excited about potential stabnbings budding itt, needless to stay
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it takes everything but your frontal lobes and vision~~ lordy how scary
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They say the Schmorky has many forms, sometimes he is a man and sometimes he is a man with foundation makeup and a hat on that looks vaguely feminine, but deep in the woods at night the initiated can see him FILL HIS DIRTY DIPEE!!!!
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ladyboy pancake posted:New something awful catchphrae "Murder You're Family."  some nice hard candy to whoever guesses what this is from (because ur old)
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not gettin any sleep tonight!!!!!!!
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i dont know murder she wrote probably
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Sharkie posted:Split the difference and tell kids that Roger Sterling from Mad Men will come get them unless they either eat their vegetables or set people on fire. That's a good idea, too.
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What is it with old people loving murder mysteries
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naem posted:What is it with old people loving murder mysteries they wish they selves were dead
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THS posted:they wish they selves were dead prtty much yeah
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heres a meme that kills kids and david carridine. auto-erotic asphyxia. just TRY to not choke yourself to death while jerking off tonight. can't be done
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Frostwerks posted:heres a meme that kills kids and david carridine. auto-erotic asphyxia. just TRY to not choke yourself to death while jerking off tonight. can't be done https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34
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Jun 12, 2014 08:11
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are you mocking me mother fucker. because, personally, i am a HUGE fan of your posts
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goku demands child sacrifice. over 9000 children must sacrifice themselves to teh lord goku.
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Revege-Granny will cut you if you don't eat all your vegetables.
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Rambling Robot posted:Revege-Granny will cut you if you don't eat all your vegetables. I own the same knife. I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight guys, Murder Granny may be in my house already taking selfies.
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Secret oven bird that promises aspiring young cook all the powers and skills of a celebrity chef, if they leave the gas stove on. Thru the power of, I guess Dark magic..
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Adventure Time is real and you go there after you die.
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shmorky's under my bed it fills me with dread
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Murder You're family
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Jun 12, 2014 18:30
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Dr WHO wants you to kill. Work with that I want Dr who to go away
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Lowtax and other Mods use SA to identify mentally and emotionally damaged goons. They then sell contact information to serial killers in TFR. Proceeds go to admin salaries. Goons die... Mods Knew.
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put murder you're family into this. post results http://slogan4u.com/index.htm 
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When little Aiden was asked why he stabbed his best friends Jaiden and Hayden to death and wore their scrotums on his face, he explained that he was just trying to transition into a klurf and swear fealty to the leader of all klurfs, who lives in a magical mansion made of richard "lowtax" kyanka's couch cushions
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 I recommend the slogan tutorial
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Stay safe poverty ghost
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Ferid posted:When little Aiden was asked why he stabbed his best friends Jaiden and Hayden to death and wore their scrotums on his face, he explained that he was just trying to transition into a klurf and swear fealty to the leader of all klurfs, who lives in a magical mansion made of richard "lowtax" kyanka's couch cushions someone post the klurf picture but put shmorkys face on them all because i am too god damned lazy
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rcman50166 posted:put murder you're family into this. post results Murder You're Family!" perfection at it's finest
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I read a scary story once about a large black cat that would watch you go in and out of your house and if it ever saw you use your key it could get inside while you're sleeping and rip out your guts Freaky
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New account upgrade: superplatinum only  and murder you're family
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Let's Play super-star attributes YouTube success to being an orphan.
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Stempen king already made a book & a movie about this
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im the flock of crows that watch you go into your house and whisper in your dreams to murder you're family
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