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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:bumper sticker that says "if this van's riding low get ready to blow" 
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Godholio posted:Instead of trying to build schools and poo poo we should've just airdropped a bunch of 360s, mtn dew, and Doritos. BAM no more supply of suicide bombers. Or: Given out Sega Genesis game systems with a bunch of Sonic games and limited their internet connections to DeviantArt, then the entire adult population would be Autistic by 2025
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Jun 17, 2014 00:53
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Genocide Tendency posted:Lets not give it more credit than it deserves. "God's Country" implies there is some scenic or cultural value beyond sand and oil wells. If your God doesn't require constant and ritual sacrifices of oil for his war machine, chances are you're some kind of wiccan human being
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Jun 17, 2014 15:56
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Snowdens Secret posted:My god specifically makes oil sacrifices last a couple days longer, how's that fit into the heirarchy Your god's Jewish so it makes sense he'd be frugal on his gas budget, but I can appreciate that so he gets hisself a seat at the cool gods table
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Jun 18, 2014 16:12
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Cool gods table: Greek/Roman Egyptian Yahweh (especially when he's fuckin with Abraham and giving Moses lovely directions) Black Metal Odin Black Jesus (not brown Jesus, but the Black as gently caress one who deep-dicked a whore so good she went legit to follow him) Al Bundy William Tecumseh Sherman Whichever one is responsible for Katy Perry poo poo tier gods: Anything that didn't wholesale massacre lesser beings Native American gods who just lived in trees and watched red-people get rolled while crying about pollution & buffalo Any gods who tell naked fat girls to dance at solstice Any god who gives a gently caress about solstice, really Whatever god let Russel Brand go unwrapped on Katy Perry instead of me Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Jun 18, 2014 |
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Jun 18, 2014 16:21
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Prop Wash posted:Is this really what you meant to say His accent is so dreamy! 
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Jun 18, 2014 16:31
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:kurds seem ok, they actually let their women do things and not have to cover up and they seem like they can kick the poo poo out of rabs but im sure they smell terrible like all muzzies If Turkey says the Kurdish state is cool, I bet the Israelis will train them just for fuckin' funsies
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Jun 30, 2014 04:43
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holocaust bloopers posted:Yea usually it's a June debut. I haven't read anything about them filming segments so we're probably gonna get one at the tail end of this year. Jeremy Clarkson did sign on for another 3 series though so that's cool. I'm anticipating the show being done by 2017, which is fine. The guys are old as hell. I always thought for a good US Top Gear that could work you'd Get Jon Lieberman, Adam Corolla and Chuck Palanuik Then again Clarkson said it best when he claim Jackass is American Top Gear
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Jul 1, 2014 15:44
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Larry Parrish posted:i may be p new to gip but i hate all of your posts more than i hate my tortured gay life Cole grows on you, he's one of the few here that can take it as good as he gives it
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Jul 1, 2014 15:59
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Has he released any word on whether he thinks Joesph Smith might have been telling the truth?
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Jul 11, 2014 17:28
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Also, how does the President feel about Crystal Pepsi? Should it come back? Or should we focus on perfecting Mtn Dew Baja Blast?
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Jul 11, 2014 17:29
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Godholio posted:I was going to make the joke that they've probably already baptized him without his consent, but then I remembered he's black so nevermind. This is a good rear end joke about Mormons
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Jul 11, 2014 20:09
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holocaust bloopers posted:We really shouldn't be talking about Agenda 21 like this. I thought 21 was the one with the Aliens and the moonbase. 16 is the one about UN Troops
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Jul 14, 2014 22:17
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Snowdens Secret posted:Turns out it's at least a good five years and counting. Amazing what you can pull off when you run the major news networks and can have the NSA filter the 'net for the rest. You wouldn't believe the mess we made in Houston, thank god that never hit Youtube! Oh yes! UNATCO! Old Men https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxi7JRJrod4
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Jul 15, 2014 00:42
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Cole posted:I wonder how the US government would react if the UN put sanctions on us. Laugh wait a few minutes Laugh some more go to the security council gently caress over what ever nations brought the motion forward laugh
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Jul 17, 2014 16:24
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Obama Africanus posted:Yeah the U.S. is so gigantic and all powerful that nothing could ever bring us to our knees economically. Least of all a bunch of goat fuckers on some sand dunes during Jimmy Carters administration. But they didn't. It inconvenienced us and made us develop energy resources within our sphere of influence and increased our off-shore drilling. When the Saudi Prince told Kissinger "We can live without American money, we survived on dates and milk for thousands of years" he scored a populist blow, but then he remembered they can't breath napalm and they played ball after we threatened going balls deep in them.
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Jul 17, 2014 18:30
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Obama Africanus posted:In geopolitics inconvenience is the name of the game. Fair enough. Then again, we inconvenienced them pretty good by just throwing weapons at Israel
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Jul 17, 2014 18:50
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Yeah, the Saudi regime is very friendly to the West, doesn't care about Israel and Palestine aside from bitching about it in the UN just to keep their idiot populace happy while doing nothing about it anywhere that matters because they understand Israel is a necessary enemy to have in the area, since its all thats keeping a massive Sunni on Shiite war from blowing up. Turkey on the other hand has the shittiest leadership it's probably ever had and they loaded their military with sectarian poo poo heads that won't do their constitutional duty of overthrowing the government when it gets a little too Allah-Allah-Oxenfree.
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Jul 19, 2014 17:23
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chemosh6969 posted:Midgets and dwarfs prefer to be called little people these days. It's a step up for one group but not for the other. I'm sorry but this is plain wrong. They prefer Filipino
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Jul 23, 2014 01:06
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DrakeriderCa posted:I was at our local heritage festival where each country's expats typically put up booths and sell food and knicknacks and there was a Kurdistan booth right next to turkey and Iraq and I was like Yeah, turns out when you extract them from their god-awful native lands they stop slap fighting and start trying to shill their culture's lovely cuisine for a fast buck
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Aug 6, 2014 19:44
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Snowdens Secret posted:The joke is that CNN is treating him like a sane representative of a genuine political party, and not a psycho terrorist spokesman who really does think Jews eat Gentile babies Wait.. You guys don't? Shim you loving liar!
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Aug 6, 2014 22:31
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Intel5 posted:I'm rooting for the Palestinians because I'm gay and -love- uncut cocks. So far that's the best reason I've heard for that particular allegiance
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Aug 7, 2014 11:32
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Genocide Tendency posted:I thought the kurds never really fought back. I thought they more or less just lined up at the gas chambers. And the only resistance was the whining about having to switch chambers and reform the lines. They've hosed up some Turkish operations in the past. Saddam made them fairly docile when he came to power, but they're showing signs of taking the 1950s Israeli mentality
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Aug 7, 2014 15:11
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Dantu posted:Let's give the Kurds as much weaponry as they want and declare them rulers of the region from Israel to Pakistan Then give the Maori nukes and declare them the god-kings of Malaysia/Indonesia as just an extra lil' gently caress you
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Aug 8, 2014 16:53
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Vengarr posted:They could have at least put a club on the steering wheel Yes, the ANA
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Aug 8, 2014 20:43
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So when are we gonna nix the drones and just handle ISIS with B-52 formations?
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Aug 10, 2014 23:21
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Lazy Reservist posted:Could you imagine a box formation of Buffs, dropping full loads over Anbar? Of course I can. It's the only way I can cum anymore tbqh
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Aug 11, 2014 03:04
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Yes, we're closer to creating a Kurdish state to help Israel spit-roast the muzzie world and I'mma be lollin'
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Aug 11, 2014 20:35
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Bolow posted:A1's without the cool armor and probably none of the awesome as poo poo firing computers. Or the know how to actually engage an enemy at range
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Aug 23, 2014 01:52
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Godholio posted:So assuming ISIS can get enough Armored Fist time to figure out how to operate an Abrams well enough to drive in a more or less easterly direction, how much trouble will an Iranian M60 have popping the top like a Pringles can? Worst case, there still wouldn't be any tank battles. Iran has a poo poo ton of artillery and they maintain it pretty well so they most likely can dominate any attempted armored push that isn't being coupled with CAS and mobile artillery support on a 1st world military can sustain. ISIS would be charging through literal miles of lead amd rockets raining down on them, and survivors would just be picked off by their TFV mounted ATGMs and maybe even a few functional helicopters
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Aug 26, 2014 16:48
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Dead Reckoning posted:I'm imagining the apocalyptic scene of Basji mass attacks against ISIS armor manned by completely unqualified militants. If there ever was a perfect time to drop every APAM in the inventory at once, thats the one
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Aug 27, 2014 16:55
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Victor Vermis posted:Grats KFFF, you earned it. But somehow those who receive it are still less gay than these recipients 
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Sep 9, 2014 21:17
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:who will take up his mantle? "Blowing your GI Bill on film school gets you no respect, I tell ya"
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Sep 10, 2014 17:40
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Victor Vermis posted:I'm here for the BAH and one last chance to put my penis in something that hasn't already shat out an urban love child. I still love you Verm, you're my favorite GiP cartoonist. But you gotta admit that's a good Hadji Dangerfield text
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Sep 10, 2014 18:07
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It's less Iraq War 3 and more Clinton Era Air-Stikes part deux
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Sep 11, 2014 18:23
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Godholio posted:Aside from the hundreds of troops going in too. I thought they were just going to form a circle around ISIS and scream "THUNDERDOME! THUNDERDOME! THUNDERDOME!" while the bombs dropped
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Sep 12, 2014 16:45
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Zeroisanumber posted:GiP drinks more than your average bum. Only because we have a higher per capita income
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Sep 23, 2014 01:50
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My dad spent Vietnam fixing RWRs and other electric poo poo on A-4s aboard the Coral Sea and then at a few smaller airfields by fire bases on the border. Said they kept voodoo dolls of shithead pilots that made them do dumb poo poo, a few of them even got shot down so they'd make booze and porn sacrifices to the dolls in thanks. Now he's super Catholic and asks the priest to forgive him of that every few months.
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Sep 25, 2014 16:24
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DownByTheWooter posted:When I was at my squadron I used to fantasize constantly about chinese fighter jets shooting down our gay helos, killing all those shitheel nerd pilots, so your dad's enlistment sounds amazing to me I liked all the pilots in my unit I had to deal with. I still poo poo talk my old XO in emails every month or so.
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Snowdens Secret posted:I wouldn'tve been surprised if we were still running through WWII leftover stock. From what I've been told we burned up the last bit of our Korean war era bombs during Kosovo. Still have a big back log of Vietnam-late Cold War ones laying around, though
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