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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Dantu posted:

They can't use their tanks until they complete Table XII.

I would be shocked if any of the arab countries could field a platoon that could pass Table XII.

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Moral_Hazard
Aug 21, 2012

Rich Kid of Insurancegram

Snowdens Secret posted:

Just imagine that they're really socialist, but yet, somehow, really nationalist

It'll all come together

Getting caught up on this thread and I find this gem. Bravo. :golfclap:

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Good to see they captured our gym equipment intact

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

orange juche posted:

Good to see they captured our gym equipment intact

So you're saying we gave them guns?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Noslo posted:

So you're saying we gave them guns?

illegal arms sales chat itt

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJS4LYhxjFo

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I was expecting a head to fall out of the bucket.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

oohhboy posted:

I was expecting a head to fall out of the bucket.

Damnit, me too :sigh:

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

sikh gains

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




:vince:

So when is gulf war 3 going down? We've already got the air campaign going :rolleyes:

One of these days we will bring freedom to mud people through superior firepower :911:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

orange juche posted:

One of these days we will bring nuclear winter to mud people :911:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Won't rest easy until I see little Iraqi girls and little Iraqi boys making snowmen out of radioactive ash

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

Won't rest easy until I see little Iraqi girls and little Iraqi boys making snowmen out of radioactive ash
I figure it would take 20 megatons to get the job done.

brains
May 12, 2004

orange juche posted:

So when is gulf war 3 going down? We've already got the air campaign going :rolleyes:

http://breakingdefense.com/2014/09/how-to-defeat-isil-its-all-about-the-strategy/

quote:

To accomplish these objectives we need to begin with an aggressive air campaign — where airpower is applied like a thunderstorm, not a drizzle; 24/7 constant over-watch, with force used against every move of IS forces and personnel. We’ve done this before — Desert Storm where the opening 24 hours witnessed over 2.500 aircraft missions focused on a simultaneous attack across the breadth and depth of the entire country of Iraq—an attack from which Saddam Hussein’s forces never recovered.
i love how he says, "to begin with..."

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Willy Pete posted:

I figure it would take 20 megatons to get the job done.

Fuckit, drop a 50mt soviet bomb on Iraq, that'll do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s8iie0zZ-g

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

orange juche posted:

Fuckit, drop a 50mt soviet bomb on Iraq, that'll do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s8iie0zZ-g

Russkis pussed out dropping the Tzar Bomb. Original yield was 100mT.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


New ISIS video of them seizing that Syrian airfield https://ia801509.us.archive.org/25/items/fasharred_2/fasharred_2.mp4

loving Syrians need to stop routing by the hundreds and giving these assholes more equipment. Air detection radars, HOT missiles, and Mig-21s of questionable serviceability among other things. That shot of several hundreds if not 1000+ Syrian soldiers completely routing in the face of what seems like a couple dozen + a BMP-1 and some gun trucks, it boggles the mind. "Evacuated" is a big understatement.

Justin Tyme fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Sep 8, 2014

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

High speed photography of nukes is always cool. 15 Million FPS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQp1ox-SdRI

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

Justin Tyme posted:

New ISIS video of them seizing that Syrian airfield https://ia801509.us.archive.org/25/items/fasharred_2/fasharred_2.mp4

loving Syrians need to stop routing by the hundreds and giving these assholes more equipment. Air detection radars, HOT missiles, and Mig-21s of questionable serviceability among other things. That shot of several hundreds if not 1000+ Syrian soldiers completely routing in the face of what seems like a couple dozen + a BMP-1 and some gun trucks, it boggles the mind. "Evacuated" is a big understatement.

They were surrounded for a hot minute so they were probably out of water or something. The officers had already abandoned them to their fate and flown out of the base weeks before.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

That dude who survived an ISIS mass execution said they all fled their fort because the officers fled, and the author of the article made sure to point out that ISIS never actually managed to take the fort from the remaining soldiers anyway lol

You dudes saw this article right

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/04/world/middleeast/surviving-isis-massacre-iraq-video.html?_r=0

The video is full of hardcore poo poo

Tiny Timbs fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Sep 8, 2014

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Let's be real though all y'all would abandon your officers to insurgents in a hot minute if given the option.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Dead Reckoning posted:

Let's be real though all y'all would abandon your officers to insurgents in a hot minute if given the option.

The officers fled to safety first, proving that they are the most intelligent and proactive and are capable of returning to duty

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Dead Reckoning posted:

Let's be real though all y'all would abandon your officers to insurgents in a hot minute if given the option.

I liked my PLs :colbert:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Justin Tyme posted:

I liked my PLs :colbert:

I liked 2/3.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
9/10 would not betray

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

I'd have betrayed my PL in a hot second and laughed about it afterwards

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

I'd have betrayed my PL in a hot second and laughed about it afterwards

i would betray any officer i ever met except for ab/ebb and hdi cuz theyre my homies

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i would betray any officer i ever met except for ab/ebb and hdi cuz theyre my homies

gently caress you

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

gently caress you

shut up sir

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

article 15's for everybody but KFFF

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

article 15's for everybody but KFFF
Grats KFFF, you earned it.



(it's a GAP)

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Victor Vermis posted:

Grats KFFF, you earned it.



(it's a GAP)

Congrats buddy! :hfive:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Victor Vermis posted:

Grats KFFF, you earned it.



(it's a GAP)

shoulda put a couple of scraggly hairs on the left nut to give it character

orange juche fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Sep 9, 2014

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


lol

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


perfect

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


:chord:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Hadji Dangerfield nooooooooooooooooooooo


What have I done?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Victor Vermis posted:

Hadji Dangerfield nooooooooooooooooooooo


What have I done?

Failed to give proper respect. One week extra duty.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Victor Vermis posted:

Grats KFFF, you earned it.



(it's a GAP)

But somehow those who receive it are still less gay than these recipients

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