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Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
And you guys thought Jeanmar Gomez was gonna blow it.

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Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
So apparently tonight was mullet night at Comiskey. Or maybe it's just Friday.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Now I see what they were doing. This whole extra innings thing was so that Polanco could be a hero.


Let's go with that. It makes me feel better

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Wow, Rockies yanked De La Rosa quick.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
gently caress you Matt Garza :mad:

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Boon posted:

gently caress you Matt Garza :mad:

Best/worst part: he's only charged with 1 ER and is off the hook for the lost.

:laugh:

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.
Nice to see Timmy pulling it back together. :3:

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Wow, Rockies yanked De La Rosa quick.

Ah ok, it was a back injury. There we go.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
Hahahahaha morse legging out the triple

E: make that double and an error

fluffer muffle
Oct 15, 2010

RE: RUN SUPPORT
Look at him go!

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Morse a threat with his bat and his legs...I guess.

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

dammit Donaldson, stop slumping. please.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Laughing at Morse throwing his helmet off as he races around.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
This Tulowitzki fellow ain't so tough :smug:

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
Dat Tulo punchout

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
The Freak, everybody :)

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.
Please give Timmy another inning.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
Timmy's finally figured out the facial hair combo that works: soul patch AND mustache

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.

Colonel Whitey posted:

Timmy's finally figured out the facial hair combo that works: soul patch AND mustache

That and not looking like a total dweebdouche with the super-short hair. Short hair just ain't right for him, maaan. :weed:

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
I was mentally going :ughh: during that third inning, but Timmy recovered nicely. I think it might be time to give up on Hicks though. :(

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Hipster_Doofus posted:

Please give Timmy another inning.

He's at 100 pitches and the pitcher's spot is due up this inning, Bochy won't (and shouldn't) do that.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Grozz Nuy posted:

I was mentally going :ughh: during that third inning, but Timmy recovered nicely. I think it might be time to give up on Hicks though. :(

As long as his stays on the team, even as a bench hand. Dude gives us at least 4.3 bWAR (the b stands for Brandon).

And 1.0 BAR (Brandons Over Replacement).

Ambassador of Funk fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Jun 14, 2014

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.
lol AIR MAIL

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.

Grozz Nuy posted:

He's at 100 pitches and the pitcher's spot is due up this inning, Bochy won't (and shouldn't) do that.

Oh, didn't realize he was going to be up. Oh well, nice job anyway.

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
I hate you, M's offense.

(Rodney, you better strand these runners.)

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.
poo poo I'm going to regret getting into this game. :ohdear:

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Beatnik-Filmstar posted:

I hate you, M's offense.

(Rodney, you better strand these runners.)

I just looked at that game. Sheesh. The Mariners offense has to be the stuff of nightmares for Felix.

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
lol

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
fraudney is the best

notbrant
Jul 1, 2003
You would think guitierrez would have his own glove by now. He's wearing Romos.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.

notbrant posted:

You would think guitierrez would have his own glove by now. He's wearing Romos.

Romo likes his glove sweaty, that's his secret

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Colonel Whitey posted:

Romo likes his glove sweaty, that's his secret

Some things should stay secret :gonk:

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
Felix his last two starts: 15 1/3 innings, 21 Ks, 8 hits, 3 walks, 1 earned run.

Runs scored for him - HA HA HA HA HA HA RIGHT.

ND and in line for the loss tonight.


Edit : For extra comedy, the M's scored 5 in the 9th inning of that last start. Just cause.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
That's no moon. (It's Bruce Bochy's head)

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

get this Francis clown out of here.

ball game.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Paperback Writer posted:

get this Francis clown out of here.

ball game.

Getting blown out by the Yankees. A shameful thing.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
I feel bad for Felix never getting run support like Darvish tends to as well but :toot: Rangers win.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
Posey making awful contact all night.

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.
God I love Panda ABs, no matter how they turn out.

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Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.

Hipster_Doofus posted:

God I love Panda ABs, no matter how they turn out.

Turned out extra well.

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