Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011


Rafael Furcal makes his Marlins debut at 2B batting lead off tonight because why not.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


If the Phillies win, it'll be the first time they've won four straight since June of last year. Also Jimmy Rollins is one hit away from tying Mike Schmidt for the all-time team record, and two hits away from waiving his NTC.

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Let's see if the Jays allow another 2 runs in the first (plz no hutch)

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

shyduck posted:

If the Phillies win, it'll be the first time they've won four straight since June of last year. Also Jimmy Rollins is one hit away from tying Mike Schmidt for the all-time team record, and two hits away from waiving his NTC.

If the Phillies win 4 in a row Ruben will think the team has turned it around and will try to swing a trade for David Wright or somebody.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Now we can enjoy the distinct joy of watching to poo poo heap teams fight for "not the worst record".

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Marte Parte :toot:

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Now that is a time where it is OK to advance from first to second, Mr. Reyes

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
Polanco reaches, Marte homers, I weep in joy

e: And Cutch singles. Our outfield has opened the game with three straight hits. :getin:

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

gently caress has our luck ever run out, now it's time to rely on baseball talent :ohdear:

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
1st and third no out, no runs. Happening a lot lately

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

1st and third no out, no runs. Happening a lot lately

The base runners is new, hard hit balls right at defenders isn't though.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
*sigh* Alright let's hope they can string some runs together and tie the game at two each.

WAIT WHAT.

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

OH BABY

That's the Jays lineup I like to see. Keep it up

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
A lead!?!

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
dingers

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

I'm really liking the patience Lawrie has been showing at the plate lately. He's been taking a lot of walks and -look at that- coming in to score (when the guys behind him do a thing)

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Dingers and Double Plays: Your 2014 Toronto Blue Jays

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
what happened to yelich?

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
I think he pulled something running down the line.

Confirmed as lower back strain I guess from the at bat.

vegeta dentata fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Jun 14, 2014

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

lol "this generation of hitters just don't know how to get out of the way of the pitch because pitchers don't pitch inside anymore"

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Leadoff HBP. And here I am thinking this game would go well.

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

canadianclassic posted:

Dingers and Double Plays

....

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Rene Bork posted:

Leadoff HBP. And here I am thinking this game would go well.

LUCKILY, lawire is the Perfect Infielder

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Chexoid posted:

LUCKILY, lawire is the Perfect Infielder

Do we liken him to the Ubermensch or the Platonic Ideal of an infielder?

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
The dinger giveth and the dinger taketh away.

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
Thank you Stanton

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

lolin irl @ chris davis :bunt:ing

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy


Matt Joyce's magazine rack including Mens Fitness and Guns & Ammo. :911:

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
Not gonna get emotional. Not gonna get emotional. Not gonna get emotional.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Uecker dropped Selig's pitch. I think it was reprisal for the years of Wendy.

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
Oh my god Marlins defense

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Wasn't someone talking about the "Baltimore Chop" or something the other day? Yeah someone's gotta check out the ground in front of home plate at Camden...


Plz be OK Dioner

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo
Oh hi Royals offense, you're still here.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Lead off bunt? Get outta here Reds

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
What the gently caress is wrong with you, Garza?!

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


according to Rick Horton, the Cardinals need to:


Hard Knock JZ (jordan zimmerman)

and

LL Keep Cool (lance Lynn)



:ughh:

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Rays hitting and scoring :psyduck:

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Did Horton really just say Espinosa has the best arm in the majors? "PERIOD"?




Welcome back, Fat Man!!!! :siren:

Farchanter
Jun 15, 2008
can someone gif me Ryne Sandberg ejecting himself?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Homer Bailey was so drat lucky that inning

  • Locked thread