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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002



On the left is the new iPhone 6. It is bigger than the iPhone 5.



Are you excited? More apps. You should buy it. It is bigger and has more. What does GBS think?

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
It's a good phone. It's got e-mail, the Internet, and you can get apps on it. Everybody should get one. It's good. :geno:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

There is an extra hole at the top, I noticed. I wonder what that is for?

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
the perfect size for the big pockets in my utilikilt or cargo jorts.

Stormfang1502
Jan 26, 2003

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

THS posted:

There is an extra hole at the top, I noticed. I wonder what that is for?

White penises

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
I still have a dumb phone :( but i never have to charge it, it lasts like 10 days or more without charging compared to my girlfriend's S3 that dies after like 6 hours

but it's funny how smart phones keep getting bigger lol.

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Obscuritatem posted:

the perfect size for the big pockets in my utilikilt or cargo jorts.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I'm an android man OP. Once upon a time Samsung, Now an LG but nevertheless the song remains the same

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

I remember when phones were big and then started getting smaller and smaller as time progressed. now it seems it's going the other way

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

oh neat. i already have that phonee. its called the note 3

naem
May 29, 2011

Can't wait!!! Hope I don't catch pancreatic cancr!!!!

naem
May 29, 2011

Looking forward to not buying a tablet since my phone will be hugge

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

oh gosh samsung is making big screens. we better keep up

naem
May 29, 2011

I have a big fuckin boner right now

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
I'll stick with the fine line of wonderful Microsoft products, thanks

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

naem posted:

big fuckin boner

thank you i found my new forum user name

Facepalm Ranger
Jan 17, 2012

SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!
Haha really? If that's the iPhone 6 that's lovely as all hell and apple has ran out of ideas.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Facepalm Ranger posted:

Haha really? If that's the iPhone 6 that's lovely as all hell and apple has ran out of ideas.

rip stebe jobs

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
It's a gay phone. For gays.

Tokit
Dec 16, 2004

I was doing the composing.
finally, an iphone thats as big as my dick

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers
i have an iphone 4s, is it time to upgrade!?!?!?!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Tokit posted:

finally, an iphone thats as big as my dick

no thats the microchip

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I went back to Blackberry because smartphones are for gays

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Guys, remember Blackberry

Obama uses a blackberry

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


waht the gently caress tim, why do the iphones keep getting bigger



is this what steve wnated?? IS IT?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

mookface posted:

I'm an android man OP. Once upon a time Samsung, Now an LG but nevertheless the song remains the same

I'm sorry about your financial situation

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I hope this kills Apple and all the other tech companies go "Hey, maybe we shouldn't focus all our resources on lovely phones"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Yaldabaoth posted:

I hope this kills Apple and all the other tech companies go "Hey, maybe we shouldn't focus all our resources on lovely phones"

I hope it make them focus on innovation, but that is a pipe dream.

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

waht the gently caress tim, why do the iphones keep getting bigger



is this what steve wnated?? IS IT?

literally no

but the public are morons and to them "BIGGER = BETTER LOL"

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Apple following literally every single other phone manufacturer now. Trying to catch up. Won't happen. They'll just have to find some other new technology to steal and then market really well to stupid people.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

i used to think big phones were for poors and android nerdlords but i'm on a phablet now and it's actually kinda nice

welp, that's my story etc etc

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

waht the gently caress tim, why do the iphones keep getting bigger



is this what steve wnated?? IS IT?

Steve wanted to be a fruit. So all he did was eat fruit.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Tim Cook is desperate and has run out of first born children of apple employees to sacrifice to Shiva.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Steve Jobs had a daughter he wouldn't pay for.
Christ! What an rear end in a top hat!

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

More like

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

Steve Jobs had a daughter he wouldn't pay for.
Christ! What an rear end in a top hat!

He also conned the Woz out of money back when he as working for Atari.

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
stebe jorbs is dead

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

waht the gently caress tim, why do the iphones keep getting bigger

Originally Apple said people don't need a bigger screen for their smartphones due to apple's one model for all design philosophy but then changed their mind.

Yup, Apple is now following design trends they once openly mocked such as making lower margin cheaper phones(c-model) and also using much bigger screens.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

etalian posted:

He also conned the Woz out of money back when he as working for Atari.

He gently caress Woz hardcore. But Woz still had his own person jet. They made alot of money. But Jobs is dead and wozniak isn't

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uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
Jobs is only dead because he ignored the advice of medical professionals to do some stupid homeopathy poo poo

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