Just left CVS and all the women

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BUSH 2112: Sep 17, 2012; I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Can we talk about those girls that cut their jeans shorter than the pockets but then don't have the decency to cut off the pockets?

It really bothers me.

you gotta turn that poo poo around. "hey, girl, i can see your pockets. mind if i slip my digits in them?" see it works on two levels: creepily asking to give a woman your number, and even more creepily insinuating that you'd like to feel her up. win-win.

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BUSH 2112: Sep 17, 2012; I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Oral Slither posted:

But where will they hold their money and house keys

pfft, women carry around bags for that poo poo

# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 17:43

BUSH 2112: Sep 17, 2012; I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

you irl posted:

i like this look, the pockets draw attention to how short the shorts are

for me personally the holy grail would be wearing just pockets, dick flopping around carefree and easy, warmed by the summer sun, but still a place to stick my phone and keys

You could always wear a jockstrap, just push the banana hammock over and use it as a pocket. you're welcome

# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 18:04

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