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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:And I'm curious why Paxton is the worst? He seems exactly the same as Abbott. Abbott was a anti-Federal government AG. Paxton is a social conservative AG. Paxton is a true believer that is close personal friends with Rick Santorum.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 15:01 |
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Why are we so excited about this? If Paxton is kill, Abbott will just appoint someone in his place. Probably the exact same type of person. Remember Abbott was AG for 12 years. We're still so fresh into the term, I'd expect he could only appoint a replacement to serve until a special election can be held.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 15:02 |
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:And I'm curious why Paxton is the worst? He seems exactly the same as Abbott. Not only is he the crazy anti-fed type like Abbot but he's massively in the social right wing camp too, and unlike Abbot who was a lovely human being but at least pretended he had to not let his social poo poo bias him. Paxton proudly uses that poo poo to bias him as much as possible.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 16:43 |
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Dan Patrick's tea party advisory group is disbanding because the Legislature isn't bugfuck crazy enough for their tastes.quote:During the recent legislative session, the board of tea party activists that advised Patrick described a major bipartisan pre-K initiative championed by Gov. Greg Abbott as socialist and keeping children in a “Godless environment.” The initiative passed, including in the Texas Senate over which Patrick presides, and Abbott signed it into law.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 05:51 |
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The Paxton news hit literally a day or two after I discovered that a friendly college acquaintance of mine is actually Paxton's son. Kind of glad I discovered beforehand - the guy I know always seemed like a decent enough guy (though I don't know poo poo about his politics) that I'd feel like a bit of an rear end in a top hat if I posted "MAN I HOPE THIS GUY GOES TO JAIL FOREVER" on social media where the acquaintance could see it. Small world.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 06:31 |
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PostNouveau posted:Among other tea party initiatives that failed was a bill to exempt Texas from daylight saving time Sometimes, the tea party just makes me think "What in the goddamned gently caress?"
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 07:53 |
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Captain Bravo posted:Sometimes, the tea party just makes me think "What in the goddamned gently caress?" That's the most sensible thing they've ever proposed by a long shot.
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wait did the DST thing really fail because of football?
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PostNouveau posted:That's the most sensible thing they've ever proposed by a long shot. I just don't understand how that, in any way, ties in with the rest of their party platform. It's so completely out of left field.
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Captain Bravo posted:I just don't understand how that, in any way, ties in with the rest of their party platform. It's so completely out of left field. I think it's falls under the "You can't tell me what to do" part of their platform.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 08:43 |
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PostNouveau posted:Dan Patrick's tea party advisory group is disbanding because the Legislature isn't bugfuck crazy enough for their tastes. As a side note, I like that "tea party" is no longer capitalized, and has become a regular adjective akin to "batshit crazy."
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 11:28 |
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Haha. Paxton now has an employment scandal brewing. Gave government jobs to staffers of his campaign without posting the openings.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 03:02 |
Also as of Saturday an Austin state representative have filed to have him disbarred for encouraging clerks to violate the law. A bunch of lawyers from around the state are threatening to file their own complaint. However the Texas Bar is coming up for consideration by the Sunset Commission so I'm hesitant to get excited about the prospects of the complaints.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 13:40 |
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Texas Tribune ran a very weird story about how bad it is that schools won't be able to fine or jail truant kids anymore. Not quite sure what to make of it. http://www.texastribune.org/2015/07/12/schools-courts-worry-about-truancy-law/ quote:GARLAND — On a summer day when she could be just about anywhere else, 15-year-old Brooke Swartz stands next to her mom in cheeky Bart Simpson Converse high-tops, facing a judge. In one hand, Swartz holds a sheaf of paper, including proof that she attended school and a book report on To Kill A Mockingbird.
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Badger of Basra posted:Texas Tribune ran a very weird story about how bad it is that schools won't be able to fine or jail truant kids anymore. Not quite sure what to make of it. Well we can question the efficacy of standard teaching methods, and work to make school a more enriching fulfilling place that students want to be, or we can throw kids in jail, allowing the penitentiary system to profit off them.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:17 |
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It doesn't hurt this white middle-class student, so clearly it's beneficial for all kids of every economic class and ethnicity!
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:21 |
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I hope everyone's Jade Helm internment is proceeding in a smooth and orderly fashion. I totally call a top bunk when we get to the Wal-Mart.
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Thermos H Christ posted:I hope everyone's Jade Helm internment is proceeding in a smooth and orderly fashion. I totally call a top bunk when we get to the Wal-Mart. Currently in line for my mandatory gay marriage, Obama keeps buzzing us on his Hope Quadcopter
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Thermos H Christ posted:I hope everyone's Jade Helm internment is proceeding in a smooth and orderly fashion. I totally call a top bunk when we get to the Wal-Mart. Man, you guys got bunks? Not fair, we just have a bunch of blankets in the garden center.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 20:03 |
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The rumor I'm starting is that they've come to add vinegar to all the bbq.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 20:03 |
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So what's going to be the nutball justification for why it didn't actually go down as Obama's secret plan to take over Texas?
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 20:05 |
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zoux posted:So what's going to be the nutball justification for why it didn't actually go down as Obama's secret plan to take over Texas? Their vigilance and militias worked! They, personally, stopped the Obama takeover of Texas. Much like Bundy stopped the Federal takeover of his ancestral lands.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 20:06 |
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zoux posted:So what's going to be the nutball justification for why it didn't actually go down as Obama's secret plan to take over Texas? The justification will be Governor Abbott stopped it by having the Texas National Guard observe the exercise.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 20:10 |
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Spacebump posted:The justification will be Governor Abbott stopped it by having the Texas National Guard observe the exercise. Can they even physically observe this? Maybe I'm thinking of just the random weirdos who are showing up in Bastrop.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 20:12 |
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Parachute posted:Can they even physically observe this? Maybe I'm thinking of just the random weirdos who are showing up in Bastrop. Its not that hard to just sit on the side of the road and wait for a convoy to roll by. EDIT: THIS JUST IN FROM THE HOMEFRONT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSkxWrJbXK4
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Spacebump posted:The justification will be Governor Abbott stopped it by having the Texas National Guard observe the exercise. And more importantly the Texas State Guard, his very own personal paramilitary.
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Trabisnikof posted:Its not that hard to just sit on the side of the road and wait for a convoy to roll by. EVERYONE STOP WORKING AND WATCH THIS NOW. WE HAVE ALL BEEN FLEECED!
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zoux posted:So what's going to be the nutball justification for why it didn't actually go down as Obama's secret plan to take over Texas? http://www.theonion.com/article/62-year-old-with-gun-only-one-standing-between-nat-30984 quote:According to numerous reports, local 62-year-old Earl Bailey, who owns a shotgun and several boxes of ammunition, is currently the last bastion of defense between the United States of America and the federal government’s plot of a full-scale takeover.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 21:50 |
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I just managed to escape a WalMart (FEMA camp), narrowly avoiding being processed in a Blue Bell (MOBILE MORGUE) refrigeration truck Gun status: Taken by 0bummer and forcefully gay married
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karlor posted:I just managed to escape a WalMart (FEMA camp), narrowly avoiding being processed in a Blue Bell (MOBILE MORGUE) refrigeration truck Oh man, some of my friends are guards at one of those. I hope they don't get punished.
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karlor posted:I just managed to escape a WalMart (FEMA camp), narrowly avoiding being processed in a Blue Bell (MOBILE MORGUE) refrigeration truck While you were out, Obama became President King for life.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 22:40 |
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Parachute posted:Can they even physically observe this? Maybe I'm thinking of just the random weirdos who are showing up in Bastrop. Camp Swift is just north of Bastrop, it's run by the National Guard. Gona be hard to do anything there without them knowing about it. You can observe parts of the billeting area from the hwy. I guess someone could park out there with a spotting scope and watch Soldiers going back and forth to the chow hall.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 22:43 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmUPYOueKt4
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 01:59 |
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I like how the girl in the passenger seat screws up the whole act by not being able to keep a straight face.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 02:02 |
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Dahn posted:Camp Swift is just north of Bastrop, it's run by the National Guard. Gona be hard to do anything there without them knowing about it. There's a convenience store directly across from the Camp Swift entrance. Probably the best place to camp out and monitor so you don't lose access to your supply line of Cheetos and Mountain Dew. karlor posted:I just managed to escape a WalMart (FEMA camp), narrowly avoiding being processed in a Blue Bell (MOBILE MORGUE) refrigeration truck You mean the lysteria outbreak was a conspiracy too? First Obama came for our Blue Bell...
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 02:08 |
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#jadehelm would be a fun thing to flood on twitter ala #romneydeathrally if it isn't already a thing.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 03:21 |
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1stGear posted:There's a convenience store directly across from the Camp Swift entrance. Probably the best place to camp out and monitor so you don't lose access to your supply line of Cheetos and Mountain Dew. Back in the day one time I chugged three bottles of cranberry juice at 4:30 in the morning at that convenience store before drill to beat a drug test. That was a rough period.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 03:42 |
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Captain Bravo posted:Sometimes, the tea party just makes me think "What in the goddamned gently caress?"
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 04:42 |
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I think the Ninjas in a shipping container was mentioned a while back as part of the Jade helm plan. That fact that I mention this in an open channel, ensures that I will be targeted.
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Do y'all think the cobra was part of Obama's dastardly plan?
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