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Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax
just bought a jumbo pack of chewing tobacco, you guys want some?

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
scratching my nuts ITT

Terry Francona
Jan 20, 2004

by Cowcaster

Chuck Tanner posted:

just bought a jumbo pack of chewing tobacco, you guys want some?

hell yeah,what ya chewin?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


can i please get high on cocaine and pitch basebals thank u

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

Terry Francona posted:

hell yeah,what ya chewin?

big league chew

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
BOO these men

BOOOO

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

Drunk & Ugly posted:

BOO these men

BOOOO

who let this guy on the field??

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
i am completely naked as a sign of disrespect

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Eatin' cheeseburgers drinkin' beer and hittin' home runs. Also stoppin' at 2nd base after home runs, too out of shape to round the bases.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Can't stop scratching my balls.

Dick Williams
Aug 25, 2005
i just swallowed my dip

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Hi, I'm professional Major League Baseball star, Ford Funtingtuck.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Doctor Dogballs posted:

Hi, I'm professional Major League Baseball star, Ford Funtingtuck.

ca i have your autograph :#

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
Who's gonna hit up the strip joint with me after the game?

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007


*From the audience, applauding the players*

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
beating the sh*t out of my wife, whitney houston after. smoking cracjk

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
私は、日本のプロ野球選手です。UGUU〜

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
OP went ofer

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


baseball more like gayball

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
*spits*

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
*spits again*

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
watch me pitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbYYJF0c4VA&t=180s

Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".
The last one of you to throw a no-hitter was the pitching machine lmao

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

professional baseballer andy dalton checking in

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

professional baseballer andy dalton checking in

He played for the university that has the george w bush presidential library.

lol

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Just gonna chill in the back

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 634 days!
I murdered a woman in the Dominican Republic and only had to pay a $100 fine lol

PLay ball!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Chris James 2 posted:

Just gonna chill in the back

you have the best av!
Hey admins can I get Mike Schmidt's baseball card as my av?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
streaking

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
I'm the fat kid from The Sandlot irl

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Man I wish I coulda been in that thread so I could be George Brett :(

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
*throws an eephus*

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I miss my animetars

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Interleague play is communism.

Doug Sisk
Sep 11, 2001
Hi, I'm Doug Sisk from the the New York Mets.
I am easily the most popular player of my generation.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

ProperCoochie posted:

*throws an eephus*

The greatest of all pitches, peace be upon it.

Sir Jebus
Feb 9, 2010

The only hero left for man is weed.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy batter batter.

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

thread was actually a honeypot, please probate/ban all non-baseball av havers ITT

Terry Francona
Jan 20, 2004

by Cowcaster

Chuck Tanner posted:

big league chew

Grape or original? This is important.

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Al Cowens posted:

I miss my animetars



I was wondering where you were I thought you were dead

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