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Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014
rip best forum ever

no mods, no masters

ffffffff….

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







where are you bro aziz....

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
it's sad cause I just came up with an LF style username and now it's gone

(it was Three-Fist Compromise)

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
was it a good forum, I never went there so I think not

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014

jackyl posted:

was it a good forum, I never went there so I think not

it wasn't good









































































































































































it was great

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

ChuckHead
Jun 24, 2004

2000 years Assholes.
Stupidest forum for moron shitposters. Couldn't wait for it's inevitable death. Isn't that where forums cancer came from?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


did brother aziz ever get his pants

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014

ChuckHead posted:

Stupidest forum for moron shitposters. Couldn't wait for it's inevitable death. Isn't that where forums cancer came from?

i think so.

but it was a good forum.

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014
rip maggot master
rip kylejack
rip wesley button
rip…. other posters who don't come to mind but were probably better than all these

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
bring back LF

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014

turdriver posted:

bring back LF

this but unironically

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







ChuckHead posted:

Stupidest forum for moron shitposters. Couldn't wait for it's inevitable death. Isn't that where forums cancer came from?

fyad was obsessed with it and since the mods were tired of hearing grover complain about everyone making fun of him, they put rory in charge to try to kill it.

It didn't work, and someone made one of the funniest callout threads in forums history, making him rage back to fyad and eventually kill himself irl.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Boner Medicine posted:

rip maggot master
rip kylejack
rip wesley button
rip…. other posters who don't come to mind but were probably better than all these

dm went legit insane.

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014

FizFashizzle posted:

fyad was obsessed with it and since the mods were tired of hearing grover complain about everyone making fun of him, they put rory in charge to try to kill it.

It didn't work, and someone made one of the funniest callout threads in forums history, making him rage back to fyad and eventually kill himself irl.

what

link please?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Funnily enough, back when I was crazy I had typical warm and fuzzy fake socialist views. Once I started living a life based on accepting reality and rejecting all illusions as a means of self defense I accepted the obvious truth of Maoism-Third Worldism. After standing by the side of German men during the Holocaust, it is lucky that the women were even allowed to live. Quind is correct and his position separates him from the wimpy "leftists" that fill LF. Long live the victory of people's war! Rape truly is sometimes justified.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Al Cowens posted:

Funnily enough, back when I was crazy I had typical warm and fuzzy fake socialist views. Once I started living a life based on accepting reality and rejecting all illusions as a means of self defense I accepted the obvious truth of Maoism-Third Worldism. After standing by the side of German men during the Holocaust, it is lucky that the women were even allowed to live. Quind is correct and his position separates him from the wimpy "leftists" that fill LF. Long live the victory of people's war! Rape truly is sometimes justified.

sabel the reason i love you is because i never know if you typed the words you posted or not :3:

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
third world maoism is going to save the human race

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Lal salaam. I live in Raipur, Chhattisgarh, India. Well, technically in a forest outside the city. I'm a journalist that's interested in the people's war in India. I don't believe in bourgeois objectivity and I take sides: I think the Maoists are fighting the good fight. One thing that surprised me when I arrived here was how much the Maoists enjoy learning about debates in the West. Every few days I print off a few threads from the Rhizzone and explain them to members of the Maoist army. I can honestly say that the discussion at the Rhizzone informs their day-to-day struggles.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Al Cowens posted:

Lal salaam. I live in Raipur, Chhattisgarh, India. Well, technically in a forest outside the city. I'm a journalist that's interested in the people's war in India. I don't believe in bourgeois objectivity and I take sides: I think the Maoists are fighting the good fight. One thing that surprised me when I arrived here was how much the Maoists enjoy learning about debates in the West. Every few days I print off a few threads from the Rhizzone and explain them to members of the Maoist army. I can honestly say that the discussion at the Rhizzone informs their day-to-day struggles.

see this is the good poo poo i would absolutely believe you wrote all this

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

turdriver posted:

bring back LF

this but double-ironically

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Boner Medicine posted:

what

link please?
http://lfeffortposts.wordpress.com/2010/08/18/wesley-button/

quote:

These quotes are indicative of the fantasy life that W.B. has created for himself. When called upon to justify his actions, his attitude, his personality, he retreats into fantasy. He has at times presented himself as a successful musician, a boyfriend, a father, a master’s student, a doctor, a volunteer in South America, sexually active, emotionally stable, well-liked, intelligent, interesting, engaging, possessed of a wide corpus of knowledge, and many other things that when seen objectively simply aren’t true. When on rare occasions he does abandon his posting persona to engage in serious discussion, his posts are rarely consistent intellectually, and riddled with non-ironic spelling errors of concepts he does not understand. W.B. would likely claim when called upon to justify these statements by someone in life that they are jokes, and that he is in effect, joking. But this thin veneer of justification covers a deeper truth, our final conclusion, that W.B. is deeply insecure, and values above all the collective laurels of a group of a few hundred anonymous internet posters simply due to his being able to exert complete control over the image that he can present of himself, as opposed to the fundamentally mediocre individual who exists in life outside of the internet.

can't find the thread where he off'd himself but that kid was hosed up and just another in the long line of fantastic mods on something awful.com

maybe not aatrek or cap'n andy bad but still, jesus.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
http://www.amazon.com/dp/0615594123/

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyL7pSBsCGM




rip

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014
why is there not an SA encyclopedia link for Grover?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
so what happened to mccain? is he working in a BDSM gay sex dungeon brothel in europe now?

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

this guy owned lf so hard they're still congratulating themselves on him dying

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois


butplug accident posted:

this guy owned lf so hard they're still congratulating themselves on him dying
McCaine still gloats over Sean Smith's death and harasses his family.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







McCaine either has or is close to getting his phd

i still follow him on twitter because he's a smart dude but every like sixth tweet is about him getting gang fisted in denmark or whatever.

also i think this was the beginning of the end for rory

quote:

I don't want to use Rory's real name, but has anyone heard from him? He was getting pretty mad on AIM, and since the accident he's been in the hospital (about six weeks? i think?) and wasn't supposed to be walking, but his mom called me and asked if I had heard from him because apparently he put his clothes on and left the hospital and nobody's seen him since around 2:30. People aren't 100% sure how he got out of the hospital, he was pretty depressed as it is, and I'm really worried about him. He had told his mom he was coming home and she didn't think he meant it because supposedly he can't walk right now. It's been long enough to make it back to his house from the hospital he's at (was at?) in Minneapolis even on foot and nobody's seen him yet. I wouldn't mention this on here but I know he had a few friends he cared about so please if you've heard from him, PM me and let me know if he's okay or what he said so I can tell his mom and she can let the police know.

I'm not fakeposting, though I know people won't believe me on that. I don't care about the people who think this is fake, I care about the people he talked to (if he did). Make fun all you want, but I'm honestly worried. PM me PLEASE.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Cat Stevens is the light.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
just turned 14 March 3rd, and today I found out for sure that I'm pregnant... I had a friend drive me to a clinic, and I found out that I'm 12 and a half weeks along & I think it was from two and a half months ago when the condom broke. I took three at home tests, and all three came back positive, and I missed my period this month, although it isn't usually regular, so that wasn't a red flag to me.. I've been getting sick and nauseated alot lately, and I've been feeling really bloated, and i told my friend who knows i'm sexually active, and she suggested I get a pregnancy test. I asked her if she could get one for me, since she can drive and she got me three.. I took them and they all three came back positive. She said she would drive me to the free clinic to be checked out & she did, and I found out for sure that I am, indeed pregnant... I am 1000000% against abortion, so that's not an option, and my parents are the type of parents who think i'm an innocent angel virgin, and they believe in total sexual purity until marriage and they're going to freak the heck out, and probably literally kill the guy I was with... what the heck can I do? How can i hide it? The morning sickness is making it really difficult to hide too, because the past two days i have been terribly sick with it ALL DAY.. my parents are getting worried about me, they think I'm really sick and they've been wanting to take me to the doctor, but I'm terrified they're going to find out I'm pregnant from the doctor.. is there any help for morning sickness? At least to lessen it a little..? & also, I'm relatively skinny so any weight I put on is going to show, and it's getting close to summer, so i can't layer clothes.. I'm considering running away from home, but i don't think that's a good idea because I have no way to support myself much less myself and a baby... but I am NOT ready to tell them yet, even thought it probably would be a good idea, and I will have to tell them eventually, but they are not going to support me... and they'll probably kick me out of my house.. my whole family is like this, they would completely disown me... are there any other options..? I feel so alone right now, even my friend who has been nice enough to take me to the clinic is distant.. I'm seriously terrified that if I live long enough (as in my parents don't kill me) to have this baby, I'm going to end up having my baby in the delivery completely alone.. surrounded only by doctors & nurses.. and the thought of that terrifies me. And also, please don't call me a careless whore, I KNOW I shouldn't be sexually active at my age, but it's a little to late for that, I can't go back. And I have used protected sex, it's just the condom broke that one time.. but I'm seriously screwed.... what can I do???? I want to hide it for now, because I am NOT ready to tell them. Also, the guy I'm pregnant with is 19 years old.. he will be charged with rape if they find out... which they're going to eventually, but not telling them now will give him time to move out of state, but he's not going to be able to support me at all.. nor would he anyway. He knows about the baby. When I told him he cussed me out, telling me I was a skanky whore, and told me that he never wanted to see my ugly self again and he even made a threat to kill me if I told anyone he was the father.. so no, he's not in the picture. I'm scared of him, and I'm scared of what he'll do to me if I tell someone and he finds out.. and the sad part is... I still love him.. :/ I just need advice, in a bad way...

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i dont know who any of these people are

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014

Robo Reagan posted:

i dont know who any of these people are

non-rereg spotted

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

FizFashizzle posted:

McCaine either has or is close to getting his phd

i still follow him on twitter because he's a smart dude but every like sixth tweet is about him getting gang fisted in denmark or whatever.

also i think this was the beginning of the end for rory
I should commit internet suicide and poison the waters a bit so that somebody else's obituary looks like mine.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Boner Medicine posted:

non-rereg spotted

no i just dont keep up with LF drama but apparently i should have

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Does Paradol Ex still post? Wrap it up Obamailures was in fact a pretty good catchphrase afterall.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Wrap it up, Obamailures.




Wrap. It. Up.










































Practice safe sex.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I've noticed a lot of idiots in D&D who can't find their rear end from their head and often confuse their brain with their rear end and their mouth with their rear end in a top hat.

It it starting to physically give me pain. Sometimes I will read election threads in D&D and then when I stand up I get dizzy and have to sit back down.

So, once and for all, please pay attention so I can start reading a lot less stupid idiotic drippings from the election threads and more smart, insightful debate and discussion which reflect reality.

The Reality

1. Obama is not going to win the nomination. There are many reasons for this, but let me first give the Cult of Personality Obamailures a big slap in the head. As shocking as it may seem, while there are many different polls polling many different things, a poll polling the exact same thing in the exact same way from the exact same people have the same amount of credibility. As weird as it seems, the credibility of a poll does not increase when Obama is doing well or decrease when he is doing poorly. Now then, let me explain to you how things are and why Obama will not win the nomination.

A. He is black. Yes it matters, and no, america is not going to vote for a black man any time soon. Even half black.

B. Not paid dues. Obama, much like Howard Dean, hasn't paid his dues to the Washington elite or the MSM and thus will eventually be buried when things start getting serious.

C. Piss Poor campaign. Obama has ran a piss-poor campaign, and his support on these boards remind me of a combination between the retarded inexplicable cult of personality thing everyone mocked Bush followers for having and some sort of weird pyramid scheme. Scientology ain't got nothing on the Obama campaign. "Hey, guys, i can't afford food this week, but here's another 25 bucks for the cause !!!!" All of you disgust me.

2. Who will win the democratic nomination.

A. Hillary will win the nomination. Obama never had a chance and I am going to laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh when he comes up wildly short, when it's not even close and all of you with your malnourished fat faces have greasy tears roll down your face and you realize you should have been buying fresh fruits and vegetables instead of sustaining yourself on the dollar meal while sending all of your money to . Morons.

B. Third place will be Edwards. He had the stink of failure on him from 2004, Obama is and has always been irrelevant in this race, and the only 2 men worthy of being president in the race (Kucinich and Gravel) will be ignored by the MSM.

3. Who will win the republican nomination.

A. Romney will win the nomination. He has the perfect mix of religious bullshit and neocon evil. He's also easily the best looking republican nominee. When I first saw Romney I thought to myself, "That's the best looking republican running for the nomination." I was right, and he will win, partially because of that.

B. Thompson isn't and never was important in this race. He's ugly, a terrible speaker, and makes people sleepy. People thinking he was going to change the entire dynamic of the race are easily fooled dipshits. Same as the people who got all wet for Clark in 2000. I knew that neither of them would do a drat thing and they didn't.

C. Ron Paul isn't and never was important in this race. There is always a wacko candidate that never has a chance in Hell and this year's wacko is Ron Paul. It just so happens that because of the internet the tiny little group of wackos who like Ron Paul can all get together and email each other and talk themselves into thinking they are more important and more numerous than they really are. Like furries. When historians talk about the 2008 presidential election Ron Paul will be remembered just as much as every other wacko that always runs and that no one ever remembers.

4. Who will win the presidency.

A. Romney will win the presidency. He looks like a president, he's a man, he is able to focus the hate of idiots onto immigrants, minorities, and he is the father figure / evil authoritarian that americans get off on.

B. Hillary will lose in one of the worst defeats in modern political history. She has a vagina, republicans hate her with an umatched passion and many democrats don't give a gently caress about her. They aren't even going to have to rig this one. The democrats have already done all the work for them.

5. I KNEW ALL OF THIS FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE ELECTION SEASON. If I had only been listened to the whole lot of you could have saved a lot of time, effort, tears, and money. You have no one to blame but yourself. And in a year when this is all known as "conventional wisdom" that "everyone" saw coming, you can think back on how I was the only one who really knew and that you always had a choice to follow me and not look like a stupid tool.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

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Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAAaLGDPSKY

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