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Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
If I bottomed for wet butt, I would be so utterly destroyed by his literal horse cock and probably die from anal fissures and internal bleeding

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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I showed that to someone and they started saying it was like a vanity mirror or angled or something. some people are hella threatened I guess

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
I dont think I would spit if I was jackin it and I managed to get a little jizz in my mouth. I think I might tweet it instead

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Cucking Mama posted:

I showed that to someone and they started saying it was like a vanity mirror or angled or something. some people are hella threatened I guess

I seen the self sucking thing, it is very real and honestly I would want to try to defy death, I think

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

my fetish is bruised cervixes

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
I wonder if wet butt has ever made it balls deep into anything other than his couch cushion

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
one things for sure: if someone said they had a bigger dick than him I'd tell them to prove it or stop lying to me

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
Why is it, when I google image search "large hardon collider" I don't get any sex toys or porn but this piece of poo poo phalic looking machine. Furthermore, why hasn't anybody named a sex toy the large hardon collider all the product would have to be is a silicone tube that you could double dick

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Homo for Hitler posted:

I seen the self sucking thing, it is very real and honestly I would want to try to defy death, I think

bullshit, prove it

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
I do not think there is any shame in admitting that your weiner is smaller than the wet butt dong. Why isnt that guy in porn

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

ghetto wormhole posted:

bullshit, prove it

Yes let me just upload the self suck vid that was on tweeter for half an hour tops that I viewed on my phone

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

hey realtalk is there another thread with homegrown goon porn or is this just a fantasy

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

MOOBS! posted:

hey realtalk is there another thread with homegrown goon porn or is this just a fantasy

Yeah except it only made it to sa because of a mega meltdown on the tweaker where the guys ex gf dumped a half dozen images and a self suck video lol

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
was she trying to own him or something? strange tactic, doxxing his big dick

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
I dont think it is wise to divulge any mkre information because some human being rear end MODS might decide this is doxxing and I cannot get banned before I become star baseball player, hillbilly rapekin, thanks to the low tax for that

You can find more info by going to fyad and looking for the 120 plus page thread that happened around the end of may

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Cucking Mama posted:

was she trying to own him or something? strange tactic, doxxing his big dick

yea seriously im pretty sure self sucking is one of the manlier things you can do

big dick + flexibility + total mouth control = spartan

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
homo if you want to date him just come out and say so

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

MOOBS! posted:

yea seriously im pretty sure self sucking is one of the manlier things you can do

big dick + flexibility + total mouth control = spartan

The dude barely has to bend to suck his own dick, it would be impressive otherwise but the dude puts about as much effort into it as you would trying a shoe sitting down

And for you mods that may or may not be reading this, I mean my last post in the most literal way possible. I know you are men, whom enjoy the company of other men, sexually. There is nothing wrong with that, just like there is nothimg wrong with being a cop.

You got your good cops and bad cops, and your good fags and bad fags, and you guys sre a good bunch of faggots

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

plain blue jacket posted:

homo if you want to date him just come out and say so

I only ponder on what the experience would be like to emulate mister hands by being anal blasted by a literal horse cock, but one attached to a man to avoid beastiality accusations

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Homo for Hitler posted:

The dude barely has to bend to suck his own dick, it would be impressive otherwise but the dude puts about as much effort into it as you would trying a shoe sitting down

And for you mods that may or may not be reading this, I mean my last post in the most literal way possible. I know you are men, whom enjoy the company of other men, sexually. There is nothing wrong with that, just like there is nothimg wrong with being a cop.

You got your good cops and bad cops, and your good fags and bad fags, and you guys sre a good bunch of faggots

effort is wasted on a natural you know what i mean?

not sure what the mods problems are though i mean everyone on this forum is 18+ and if a guy posts himself sucking his own dick hes obviously proud what is the problem?

i mean everyone here used a credit card right??

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
This is the no dick zone I browse at work

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
Spanish man love, will you give me 6 hour probation between 8am and 10am cst every day? That would be great

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

MOOBS! posted:

effort is wasted on a natural you know what i mean?

not sure what the mods problems are though i mean everyone on this forum is 18+ and if a guy posts himself sucking his own dick hes obviously proud what is the problem?

i mean everyone here used a credit card right??

you can get a debit card when you're like 13

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

ghetto wormhole posted:

you can get a debit card when you're like 13

a 13 year old with a debit card sounds like a prick that could use a little scarring

its probably better then them stabbing each other over our original content tbh

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
where the dong at?

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porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
dear thread, what about the girth? i dont feel like the girth has adequately been addressed tia.

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