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I'd say Command and Aid seem to fit his character quite nicely, aspiring leader that he is.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 08:10 |
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Gruckles posted:Without bothering to look at what these spells actually do, Joey should Hold Persons in his big strong arms while screaming Commands. You're right! How'd I miss that, I guess I just assumed they'd give you one. I'll take the two most popular then.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 08:24 |
Command and Hold Person. He's really a holy battering ram.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 09:14 |
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I'm not gonna download the basic rules, but Joey has to get the dumb, stupidly powerful dancing spell ASAP that is my contribution
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 10:53 |
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Command and Hold Person are the most Joey things to get. Comedy option: Joey shouts "SHUT UP!" at the top of his lungs to use Silence.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 12:26 |
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I'm gonna vote for Command and Spiritual Weapon cause smiting people with spirit weapons is fun. Also I can't believe you rolled a cleric and didn't name him Healing Sergei, you already made Monster Manuel, after all.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 12:35 |
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Hold Person absolutely. How about Inflict Wounds as well because these two spells are the most cleverly named spells I've ever seen.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 13:53 |
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Gruckles posted:Without bothering to look at what these spells actually do, Joey should Hold Persons in his big strong arms while screaming Commands.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 14:19 |
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Command and Hold Person [and prayer of healing]- they give Joey the most flexibility to be a bastard both in and out of combat. All the other spells look like lovely 2e combat buffs by comparison. Reading the description of Command, it refers to the target as a "creature". Does "creature" mean specifically a non-humanoid, or is it just an obtuse blanket term for NPC? I can't find any definition for it in the rulebook. e- whoops, there's two 2nd-level spell slots. Colosmicon fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Jul 11, 2014 |
# ? Jul 11, 2014 15:42 |
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Colosmicon posted:Command and Hold Person- they give Joey the most flexibility to be a bastard both in and out of combat. All the other spells look like lovely 2e combat buffs by comparison.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 15:49 |
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D_W posted:In DnD "creature" is just the term for any living thing. It could be a monster, animal, NPC, or PC. I cast magic missle at the DM.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 18:53 |
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Spiritual Weapon posted:You create a floating, spectral weapon that lasts for the duration or until you cast this spell again. When you cast the spell, you can make a melee spell attack against a creature within 5 feet of the weapon. On a hit, the target takes force damage equal to 1d8 + your spellcasting ability modifier. Given that Joey's holy symbol is 'biceps', I suggest Spiritual Weapon in the form of a beefy arm.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:34 |
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Lizard Wizard posted:Given that Joey's holy symbol is 'biceps', I suggest Spiritual Weapon in the form of a beefy arm. So Joey would have a Trogdor punching dudes. I can get behind that.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:45 |
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Geemer posted:So Joey would have a Trogdor punching dudes. I can get behind that. This has to happen.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:46 |
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Drakkel posted:Oh my gently caress, you even warned me ahead of time and I still can't believe how bad this is. What on EARTH would make you think it's a good idea to have the spell list be A) shoved all the way in the back and B) Sorted Alphabetically rather than by class, and C) NOT EVEN TELL YOU WHAT CLASS THEY'RE FOR??? Look at page 82. It's fine.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:47 |
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Joey needs to be able to cast Augury and use it at every opportunity. I wanna see how he interprets omens. Especially if he casts it by flipping a coin.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:51 |
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D_W posted:In DnD "creature" is just the term for any living thing. It could be a monster, animal, NPC, or PC. Or undead, or animate constructs.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 01:14 |
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Honorific! posted:Joey needs to be able to cast Augury and use it at every opportunity. I wanna see how he interprets omens. Especially if he casts it by flipping a coin. I agree, the power of prophecy can only end well in Joey's hands. I also throw in a vote for Augury.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 01:17 |
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Obligatum VII posted:I agree, the power of prophecy can only end well in Joey's hands. I also throw in a vote for Augury. Same it's a cool spell. You will have two 2nd level spells. So you can take this and hold person. MonsterEnvy fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Jul 12, 2014 |
# ? Jul 12, 2014 02:20 |
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I vote for Beefy Arm, I mean Spiritual Weapon. Also, Augury because why not? A slacker priest who mostly wants to get fall-down drunk would never misuse knowledge of the future, would he?
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 08:12 |
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If I get two 2nd level votes because of you having two slots, I vote Augury and Hold Person. If one, just Augury. For the level 1 spell, Command.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 09:32 |
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I like the idea of Spiritual Weapon. Check out these guns. Also, Augury, so he'll knoow how bad his hangover will be before he takes his first sip.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 12:34 |
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Nihilarian posted:I like the idea of Spiritual Weapon. Check out these guns. same It says "MC"... in the beer! *Joey goes Asura's Wrath on Mr. Cola*
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 13:47 |
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Session 1-4 The Golem: Investigation Investigation teams finishes up their adventuring day with by interviewing a few key characters in the Golem debacle. Key suspect so far: Billy
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 18:54 |
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Gharbad the Weak posted:[4:32:31 PM] Gharbad!: Will someone draw me a picture of Rockmeats on a clocktower while the guards try to get him down and Palla runs interference? tia (I got a little... carried away with the perspective and the architecture, hence why this took so long.) Dr. Demon fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Jul 16, 2014 |
# ? Jul 16, 2014 06:02 |
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Everyone knows that gold is just a fiat currency in D&D. Treasure is the only reliable standard.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 08:03 |
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What amuses me about the campaign is that Joey isn't even really the Joey of the group, as Rockmeats and Palla fill the silly nonse quota a lot more.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 08:11 |
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Aurora posted:What amuses me about the campaign is that Joey isn't even really the Joey of the group, as Rockmeats and Palla fill the silly nonse quota a lot more. He hasn't run head first into as many things, yet. The brain damage will set in later. Get augury. Then every time you fail a roll, Joey can just see a blue rock that wants him to brainwash everyone, for some reason.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 08:58 |
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Dr. Demon posted:[New Desktop Picture] yes YES YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 16:54 |
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Dr. Demon posted:
This is a fantastic piece of art. You're a fantastic person.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 19:37 |
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Oh sweet, I am very much enjoying this. I listened to the original D&D LP aeons ago, but never finished it, and the others have had too much backlog when I've found them. So I'm glad to start listening early on.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 19:51 |
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WolfShirt posted:This is a fantastic piece of art. You're a fantastic person. Aww, thanks! I'm really enjoying the party's antics, so maybe there'll be more fanart in the near future (not just from me, I hope).
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 21:27 |
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Every time I hear Larry Cola what I really hear is
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 22:16 |
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Ralepozozaxe posted:Every time I hear Larry Cola what I really hear is I think Plaz almost said that at one point.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 22:49 |
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Who the gently caress is ikks, and why does he have a poo poo name? Get that plaz guy back!
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 02:45 |
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Okay guys the votes have been tallied and by a lanslide Hold Person and Command have won, with Spiritual Weapon (manifesting as biceps) just barely winning out for the second slot over Augury. Which means the thread by an overwhelming margin wants Joey to be able to hold people in his big strong arms, from any distance, while he gives them orders. I'm not sure what this says about you, thread.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 18:47 |
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haplesscardsharp posted:Who the gently caress is ikks, and why does he have a poo poo name? Get that plaz guy back! People have called me 'Ix' for years (on the internet, not real life) so it has the same effect on me as hearing someone use your name in a movie. It's a little startling. WolfShirt posted:Okay guys the votes have been tallied and by a lanslide Hold Person and Command have won, with Spiritual Weapon (manifesting as biceps) just barely winning out for the second slot over Augury. No, this seems about right. I know I wouldn't mind
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 18:59 |
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WolfShirt posted:Okay guys the votes have been tallied and by a lanslide Hold Person and Command have won, with Spiritual Weapon (manifesting as biceps) just barely winning out for the second slot over Augury. We just want Young Joey to feel loved. At any cost.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 19:07 |
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WolfShirt posted:Okay guys the votes have been tallied and by a lanslide Hold Person and Command have won, with Spiritual Weapon (manifesting as biceps) just barely winning out for the second slot over Augury. We all just really want to be held by Joey's big strong arms.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 22:26 |
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Geemer posted:We all just really want to be held by Joey's big strong arms. While remaining at a safe distance, given his holy massive biceps.
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