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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
He says its not very romantic or anything they cover the girls with a sheet so you never even see their faces. You only get paid if the girl gets knocked up and the going rate is four hundred dollars. He says he's screwed dozens of these girls and anyone can do so as long as you have Aryan features and are preferably of German heritage.

I'm out of contention but I think the whole notion is pretty cool

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
what is a hutteite and why not just use artificial insemination

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
hutterites make good wine. i'd inseminate their womenz just for the wine

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
They are kind of like Amish but not so zealous about technology. They live in tight communities in the western Canadian prairies and they recognize that inbreeding is a bad practice

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

I would take that job if I didnt have so much genital dysphoria :/

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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GIS result for hutterite women




jesus

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Fetus Tree posted:

GIS result for hutterite women




jesus

Hey man if you're not down for no strings attached unprotected sex with fourteen year old German girls for cash I just don't know what to say

emTme3
Nov 7, 2012

by Hand Knit
i've met hutterites but i had no idea anyone white men i guess? could gently caress their women for money. that's loving hilarious

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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well lets be honest if you want to give your child the best chance to succeed it would be silly to get knocked up by a dark person

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Fetus Tree posted:

GIS result for hutterite women




jesus

no wonder they cover with a sheet, they should cover with a flag instead and then you could do her for america

even if you're a canadian

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



There's also some of them in South Dakota. When I used to work at a Toys R Us in Sioux Falls we had to watch them when they came in because they would always steal poo poo. They also did the "pay to knock them up" thing.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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is that sheet thing how they always have sex or only when their husbands are being cucked

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Feb 2, 2003
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TheJoker138 posted:

There's also some of them in South Dakota. When I used to work at a Toys R Us in Sioux Falls we had to watch them when they came in because they would always steal poo poo. They also did the "pay to knock them up" thing.

racist

emTme3
Nov 7, 2012

by Hand Knit
years from now when i still dont show any interest in kids my moms gonna be like 'wtf' and then i'll tell her than she has a hundred anonymous hutterite grandchildren

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

drat, that's hot.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




If we didn't catch them doing it 3/4 times they came in just while I was working, I would agree that it was terrible profiling. But we did, and that was only while I was working. For a bunch of crazy religious people they sure didn't mind breaking that "thou shalt not steal" poo poo.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

the cucking is bad since it keeps a bizarre religious sect genetically viable.

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

i have found my future job

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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it would b pretty funny to arrange to inseminate one of those women and then when she has the sheet on replace yourself w a black dude

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Fetus Tree posted:

it would b pretty funny to arrange to inseminate one of those women and then when she has the sheet on replace yourself w a black dude

They would freak out they prefer their skin to be milky and my buddy said they'd never take me because of my Mediterranean features, regardless of how handsome they are

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax

TheJoker138 posted:

If we didn't catch them doing it 3/4 times they came in just while I was working, I would agree that it was terrible profiling. But we did, and that was only while I was working. For a bunch of crazy religious people they sure didn't mind breaking that "thou shalt not steal" poo poo.

A hutterite can't steal from another hutterite, that'd be a sin because they are God's children. They can and definitely will steal from anyone they view as sinful, so basically anyone outside their colony. It sounds like racial profiling but hutterites seriously steal poo poo en masse all the time. In high school a buddy of mine worked at some garage in buttfuck nowhere so the hutterites would always bring their trucks in. They'd routinely steal the bins full of pennies for charity and boxes of those 25c charity candies. It was great because all the mechanics were totally expecting the natives to steal, but the hutterites did it instead.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
how small of a pipette do u need to inseminate a butterfly? what can i be expected to pay for premium butterfly jizz if i want to get into crossbreeding?

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

ReptileChillock posted:

A hutterite can't steal from another hutterite, that'd be a sin because they are God's children. They can and definitely will steal from anyone they view as sinful, so basically anyone outside their colony. It sounds like racial profiling but hutterites seriously steal poo poo en masse all the time. In high school a buddy of mine worked at some garage in buttfuck nowhere so the hutterites would always bring their trucks in. They'd routinely steal the bins full of pennies for charity and boxes of those 25c charity candies. It was great because all the mechanics were totally expecting the natives to steal, but the hutterites did it instead.

that's not really that shocking after reading that they also wrap their children in bedsheets and let them get raped by some milky, aryan stranger from the street, they seem to be pretty lovely people overall

your buddy on the other hand really hit the jackpot with this job, congrats

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

waitwhatno posted:

that's not really that shocking after reading that they also wrap their children in bedsheets and let them get raped by some milky, aryan stranger from the street, they seem to be pretty lovely people overall

your buddy on the other hand really hit the jackpot with this job, congrats

It's a part time job but more of a hobby

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

mookface posted:

It's a part time job but more of a hobby
yeah im into french history, tennis, and knocking up weird anabaptists

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i routinely inseminate huckabees for money

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



i'm pale and vaguely germanic, where do i sign up to be an amish gigolo

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

cock hero flux posted:

i'm pale and vaguely germanic, where do i sign up to be an amish gigolo

Rural Manitoba and Saskatchewan seem have a lot of horned up hutterites

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



mookface posted:

Rural Manitoba and Saskatchewan seem have a lot of horned up hutterites

i lived in rural saskatchewan for a while and never got in on any of that sweet, sweet hole in the sheet action

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Someone should really hook these people up with all those MRA/IC idiots.

Athropos
May 4, 2004

"Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."
sounds hot op

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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is there any hutterite porn out there

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Elliot Rodger was only a flight away from happiness.

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe

Fetus Tree posted:

is there any hutterite porn out there

NWS

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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:swoon:

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
poverty ghost buddy i think i just found a way to address your financial woes

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Fetus Tree posted:

well lets be honest if you want to give your child the best chance to succeed it would be silly to get knocked up by a dark person

goddamn son that's quite a custom title

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
This sounds like complete bullshit

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Inevitable posted:

This sounds like complete bullshit

If your sense of reality isn't completely warped by how weird the world and people in general can be so that you barely have any idea of where to put the line between reality and fiction, you don't truly understand yet.

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