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Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Kombotron posted:

alot of bitchmade future cuckolds itt

Gonna cuck you when your wife fucks me in the rear end.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 04:05

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R-Type: Oct 10, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Anus is not for entry of foreign objects. Anus is for making GBS threads. You're doing it wrong.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 04:06

Fetus Tree: Feb 2, 2003; Can't post for 2 years!

R-Type posted:

Anus is not for entry of foreign objects. Anus is for making GBS threads. You're doing it wrong.

shh

# ? Jun 29, 2014 04:06

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Is it gay if you suck a girl's strap-on?

# ? Jun 29, 2014 04:09

Fetus Tree: Feb 2, 2003; Can't post for 2 years!

unless youre a girl its not gay to do anything sexual w a girl, noobs

# ? Jun 29, 2014 04:10

weak wrists big dick: Dec 18, 2012; good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.

your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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goku

# ? Jun 29, 2014 04:11

boom boom boom: Jun 28, 2012; by Shine

Is there any reason to say no except that you're afraid you'll like it and therefore be proven gay?

# ? Jun 29, 2014 04:11

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

resoundingly yes (have and will)

# ? Jun 29, 2014 04:12

Kombotron: Aug 11, 2011

Agrajag posted:

your loss pal

pretty sure its ur loss when you release your bowels from incontinence because of ur leaky anus

# ? Jun 29, 2014 04:22

Kombotron: Aug 11, 2011

jokes on us all

if you ever had constipation and a turd was stuck up ur rear end imagine that it was a buttplug

self cucked

# ? Jun 29, 2014 04:24

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

only if i get to pick the phallus

# ? Jun 29, 2014 04:30

swampland: Oct 16, 2007; Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

ive notice a severe antianl backlash in new gbs andi find it quite problenatic

# ? Jun 29, 2014 04:36

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Only if she promises to give me a courtesy reach around. I've seen pegging porn and I do NOT want my junk to be totes soft and flopping around like mad as im bein buttfucked. It's just undignified.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 04:41

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Noose Induce posted:

goku

# ? Jun 29, 2014 04:44

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

Nathilus posted:

Only if she promises to give me a courtesy reach around. I've seen pegging porn and I do NOT want my junk to be totes soft and flopping around like mad as im bein buttfucked. It's just undignified.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 04:47

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

Been there, done that.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 04:47

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Crow_Rodeo posted:

Been there, done that.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 04:55

Dr. Furious: Jan 11, 2001; KELVIN
My bot don't know nuthin' 'bout no KELVIN

Fetus Tree posted:

if she was gentle

# ? Jun 29, 2014 06:40

Portals: Apr 18, 2012

Germstore posted:

If it's gay to let a woman gently caress you in the rear end then the word just loses all meaning.

it's true

# ? Jun 29, 2014 06:43

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Wayside Bazaar posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI7NDDQLvbo

A very good post.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 06:48

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Awww Peg!

# ? Jun 29, 2014 06:50

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

Wayside Bazaar posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI7NDDQLvbo

# ? Jun 29, 2014 06:51

Miltank: Dec 27, 2009; by XyloJW

Fetus Tree posted:

if she was gentle

# ? Jun 29, 2014 06:59

Miltank: Dec 27, 2009; by XyloJW

Nathilus posted:

Only if she promises to give me a courtesy reach around. I've seen pegging porn and I do NOT want my junk to be totes soft and flopping around like mad as im bein buttfucked. It's just undignified.

I bet I could brace myself up with one forearm and jerk off with my free hand

# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:00

ZombieParts: Jul 18, 2009; ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

is this a bailey jay thread

# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:01

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

n

well maybe id give it a try if she was REAL hot but i honestly dont think id like it at all so ... no

# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:01

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1CaN4thI5w Have a good weekend.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:03

Miltank: Dec 27, 2009; by XyloJW

why do trannies like bailey jay have hosed up tiny dicks? Is that a tranny thing?

# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:03

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Miltank posted:

why do trannies like bailey jay have hosed up tiny dicks? Is that a tranny thing?

I will have you know that TRANNY is an OFFENSIVE word and you've TRIGGERED ME, you rotten rear end in a top hat

# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:05

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Miltank posted:

why do trannies like bailey jay have hosed up tiny dicks? Is that a tranny thing?

probably female hormones

# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:10

The Whole Internet: May 26, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

would I let her?

if she even asks, I know she's a keeper.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:20

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:

peggle

boggle

# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:21

Otacon: Aug 13, 2002

is the girl a goon? this is important

# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:23

MLKQUOTEMACHINE: Oct 22, 2012; Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

lol, no op

if i wanted a dick-type-thing in my butt i'd just go whole hog and be gay so i could enjoy the awesome household income you'd get from being two dudes bringing home the bacon

# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:23

swampland: Oct 16, 2007; Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

would you let a clothesline peg you? y/n

# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:24

Mud Shark: May 12, 2012

Wayside Bazaar posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI7NDDQLvbo

Steely Dan owns

# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:24

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Mud Shark posted:

Steely Dan owns

Dad spotted

# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:31

Tsinava: Nov 15, 2009; by Ralp

just because steely dan paid various artists shitloads of money so they could have aesthetically perfect music doesn't mean they "own"

*scoffs loudly*

# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:32

Mud Shark: May 12, 2012

Tsinava posted:

just because steely dan paid various artists shitloads of money so they could have aesthetically perfect music doesn't mean they "own"

*scoffs loudly*

get off my lawn

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Bimmi: Nov 8, 2009; someday
but not today

I've got a shy butthole, OP.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:35

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