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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

mrwuss posted:

only if i get to peg her back

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
a girl once wanted me to suck her fingers and then she stuck them down my throat and made me gag


thats like pegging but in the mouth

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

mrwuss posted:

only if i get to peg her back

You are putting it in the wrong place!

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

DerekSmartymans posted:

You are putting it in the wrong place!

can i have a diagram of the correct places to put it

tia

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

mrwuss posted:

can i have a diagram of the correct places to put it

tia

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
but would u let a girl pog u?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012

Morally Inept parachute account spotted

Lindy Hopscotch
Mar 30, 2010

You know the story about the scorpion and the frog?
i have been the rear end-hosed but not the rear end-fucker so maybe i need to have a convo with my partner about that

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

double dong with her and hten bend your dick back and have at it

or if you're gay do it anyway and then dp a fleshlight or something

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Waltzing Along posted:

it's gay to want to get hosed in the rear end. doesn't matter who does it. men do the loving. women and gays recieve fuckings.

guess you're a top?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
But dat rear end tho...

:lipbite:

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
one of my first gfs was very much against anal until one day she watched a porno of it, and immediately requested it in her butt, then a day or two later she handcuffed me to the bed and brought out a dildo. After she was done I said, it felt pretty good, and was no big deal, but she said that was only because she was being gentle, so I said if she wanted to prove a point, why didn't she gently caress me like a man? So she went to loving town on my rear end, I took it like a man, and it was still pretty good. That made her kinda angry so she started lubing up her forearm, which is when i panicked and broke her bed getting out of the restraints, but the whole experience made me OK with butt stuff in general.

I dunno, pegging is OK if she wants to do it, but I still think asking for it is pretty gay, which is fine if you are gay but have sex with women I suppose. A finger or two working the prostate during a bj is way better IMO, and can be just as much of a power exchange if they know how to keep you in that state where you don't even know if you are cumming or not and it just keeps going on and on.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
yeah let's do this.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



required BY LAW if you ask to do her in the butt so it's a fair exchange of goods

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
I'd only do it if there were a couple of dogs in the room

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

I'd only do it if there were a couple of dogs in the room

you secretly want her to pull a switcheroo so you can be banged by a dog

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
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old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'll tell you if I ever meet a girl that cool

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Serious posting, fake posting: I don't care. Here's the facts men: The prostate has nerves on it, or it triggers nerves when stimulated, i have no idea how it owrks i'm not a doctor, but I can tell you this:

Stuff going into your butt hurts at first, but stops after a while. Once that happens you pretty much only feel like you're pooping except there's some organ that's tingling like your weiner but better, and after a while this builds up and it feels better than jerking off. It's a lot of work my goony friends, but it's worth it.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

being gay is fine, I'm cool with it, but I CANT DO BUTT STUFF cause its GAY and then I'll be gay if i do that!, whcih i want to stress is not bad and im okay with gay people, i know one even, but i don't want to get turned into a gay by the butt stuff

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

OMGVBFLOL posted:

being gay is fine, I'm cool with it, but I CANT DO BUTT STUFF cause its GAY and then I'll be gay if i do that!, whcih i want to stress is not bad and im okay with gay people, i know one even, but i don't want to get turned into a gay by the butt stuff

Thank you America.

:patriot:

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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

A surprise pegging
Like when I just got out of the shower
Or popping out of her popcorn box at the movies

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