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roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

- play wow (I'm level 72 warlock)
- drive cars (trust me I'm better than most people at drink driving)
- post on SA (loosens inhibitions so I can tell it how it is)

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Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014
I don't drink.

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014

Boner Medicine posted:

I don't drink.

Jk. I lie more.

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
-buy bongs for barely legal twinks
-get arrested for DUI

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014
Mostly about how much I've had to drink.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
urinate in public

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

Nuts and Gum posted:

urinate in public

Lol man I've done that so much

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
make and eat a vegemite sandwich

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
trussel simmons daf comedy jam

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
when oim driunk i get some fish and chips mate. on the river thames then me and me mates beat up some pakis!!!!

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



fruitless masturbation

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Nuts and Gum posted:

urinate in public

i usually just piss in my backyard. i have this one overgrown bush that i REALLY hate

acephalousuniverse
Nov 4, 2012
Pee in my own mouth

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Post in bad threads

acephalousuniverse
Nov 4, 2012

Reset Button
Jan 25, 2011

rt1

rate threads 1

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009


gently caress you

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
fight my alter ego a.k.a. just stand around punching myself.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

roboshit posted:

gently caress you

I never said I was drunk

im fuckin drunk

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
... drink more ...

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Slam whales

Time Serpent
Dec 22, 2012

Grimey Drawer
watch jungle 2 jungle w/ comedy superstar tim allen

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
drunk as gently caress, high as poo poo

dafhas

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
get drunker as fucker

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

wtf is drink driving? driving while drunk is called drunk driving you dumbass

Slurin
Jul 17, 2008
I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.
You're mother

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

wtf is drink driving? driving while drunk is called drunk driving you dumbass

Driving when not not drunk is also illegal

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