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Jun 30, 2014 13:10
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Jun 30, 2014 13:19
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what
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Jun 30, 2014 13:20
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Probably 10-20 seconds beforehand.
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Jun 30, 2014 13:21
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avatarinwin posted:Probably 10-20 seconds beforehand. You some kinda fart psychic?
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Jun 30, 2014 13:32
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goons don't have houses
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Jun 30, 2014 13:34
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As talked about in a previous thread, due to my partner being deaf its pretty much fart city for me. Last week I continuously farted whilst on top of her post coitus and she wasn't any the wiser it was a beautiful moment.
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Jun 30, 2014 13:40
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i pulled the old cough-fart during sex once and it worked in the sense that she didn't hear it, but failed because she could feel the fart vibrations through my boner
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Jun 30, 2014 18:43
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I dunno but if you fart in my house I'm gonna ask you too get the gently caress out.
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Jun 30, 2014 18:45
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:As talked about in a previous thread, due to my partner being deaf its pretty much fart city for me. Last week I continuously farted whilst on top of her post coitus and she wasn't any the wiser it was a beautiful moment. Mud Shark posted:i pulled the old cough-fart during sex once and it worked in the sense that she didn't hear it, but failed because she could feel the fart vibrations through my boner one of you is lying because these scenarios as described are incompatible in the same reality
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Jun 30, 2014 18:52
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his happened post sex, mine was during. they can both exist at the same time. schrodinger's fart. i figured that she would really like the vibrations but this was not the case
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Jun 30, 2014 19:34
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Fart
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Jun 30, 2014 19:38
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:one of you is lying because these scenarios as described are incompatible in the same reality I'd go with the cough fart. Cause that rarely covers it up. Gotta go with a sneeze over a cough.
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Jun 30, 2014 19:40
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That's a snart
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Jun 30, 2014 19:41
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:That's a snart Ahh what do you call it when you sneeze and poo poo yourself at the same time then?
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Jun 30, 2014 19:43
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Al Borland posted:I'd go with the cough fart. it was a hearty noise, more cough like but also kind of like HUGGHHH and the fart itself wasn't super loud, just barely enough so that my powerful erection caused the butthole flapping to resonate.
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Jun 30, 2014 19:47
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Mud Shark posted:it was a hearty noise, more cough like but also kind of like HUGGHHH and the fart itself wasn't super loud, just barely enough so that my powerful erection caused the butthole flapping to resonate. I dunno the resonating ones usually are louder and longer... I'm am skeptical of this still. Also how would she know its from your anus causing the vibrations? I'm gonna have to detective this poo poo!
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Jun 30, 2014 19:48
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Al Borland posted:I dunno the resonating ones usually are louder and longer... I'm am skeptical of this still. Also how would she know its from your anus causing the vibrations? I'm gonna have to detective this poo poo! she felt it and had a puzzled look on her face, then i laughed a little and that's when it all went south.
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Jun 30, 2014 19:50
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we record all of our farts on a scoreboard, so it'd take about a second for someone to slam the big red I FARTED button with their name on it before I'd know. it would still only take a second or so in the middle of the night, the scoreboard's fanfare is super loud.
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Jun 30, 2014 20:10
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Mud Shark posted:i pulled the old cough-fart during sex once and it worked in the sense that she didn't hear it, but failed because she could feel the fart vibrations through my boner pro level sex tip: when loving a girl or guy fart continuously so ur boner vibrates like a vibrator this will make ur sex partner have the eildest sexiest orgasms ever
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Jun 30, 2014 20:17
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Idiot Syncratic posted:we record all of our farts on a scoreboard, so it'd take about a second for someone to slam the big red I FARTED button with their name on it before I'd know. it would still only take a second or so in the middle of the night, the scoreboard's fanfare is super loud. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgLsEQOYqmk&t=25s
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Jun 30, 2014 20:31
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this seems to be some kind of shaming scoreboard, we record farts for pride
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Jun 30, 2014 21:32
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Bobby Brown posted:pro level sex tip: when loving a girl or guy fart continuously so ur boner vibrates like a vibrator this will make ur sex partner have the eildest sexiest orgasms ever Time to eat burritos and drink a lot of beer before coitus.
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Jun 30, 2014 21:38
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