DumbWhiteGuy posted:

If Chael was on HGH and T and EPO and HcG and whatever the gently caress else, what kind of poo poo must Vitor be on to look like this? He must have an IV full of poo poo just pumping it into him for hours a day.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Quinton no, where did you find a jar of nutella that big

MassRafTer posted:

He had a really bad weight cut.

1st AD posted:

I really wonder what Lyoto's career would've been like if he had started off in the UFC at 185 instead of 205. Because I feel like he could've had the same career Anderson did, except maybe looked more untouchable because of the skills gap in that division especially before 2013 or so.

1st AD posted:

Paging Bean Fried:

Bubba Smith posted:

those 4 are supposed to fight between the months of october to december, so UFC will be fine for those PPVs cause that's plenty. In that case Weidman and Ronda can be out until early next year and it doesn't hurt them much. If that Diaz vs Silva fight does go down in "early 2015" then that's already 1 PPV they really don't need a champion for.

Demetrious Johnson vs John Dodson II will also happen before the end of the year and i'm 99.9% sure it will happen on the December FOX card. Cause Dana said sure Mighty Mouse will headline a PPV again despite the bad buyrate, and maybe FOX is looking into using him again too what of it?

Bubba Smith posted:

I do think Cain Velasquez Never Fights, but he actually has recorded 1 fight every year since 08. Same with Pettis. My gut tells me that these guys are competitors and sorta bored with all the offtime and will fight with an injury if necessary since they have done so before. And since they're filming TUFs that are meaningful there is more pressure than usual for them to show up. Deeper in my gut tells me that unless you contract some sort of stomach virus like Mike Swick or you forget to eat your apples like Brock Lesnar you usually don't go a full year without fighting. So never have a bad stomach.

red19fire posted:

Did she fight someone else during the walkout? How'd she get so injured in 16 seconds?

Bluedeanie posted:

Cat Zingano will face Amanda Nunes at UFC 178. Good for her, glad to see she's finally coming back.

Mazzagatti2Hotty posted:

Awesome, thanks!

That's cool that Cyborg is supposedly moving down. I'd love to see how a Rousey card with actual hype behind it can do.

1st AD posted:

Well it's just a hypothetical because it's highly unlikely she beats Miesha.

CarlCX posted:

Gee I wonder why the only one of the fighters who won't fight outside Brazil and intimidates people for asking about his drugs and also has a pharmacy growing out of his pancreas gets more suspicion than his peers

Geno Petralli posted:

I love Bill Burr:

“Bunch of loving losers,” he shouted at a booing crowd. “loving Rocky is your hero. The whole pride of your city is built around a loving guy who doesn’t even exist. You got Joe Frazier from here but he’s black so you can’t loving deal with him, so you make a loving statue of some three-foot loving Italian you stupid Philly cheese-eating loving jackasses.”

Dangersim posted:

We're a real sport now, with stupid arguments about the hall of fame and everything

maffew buildings posted:

Tate seems like a doofus but goddamn, that girl could do better than Carraway. Like at least a Max Halloway or something

canoshiz posted:

LobsterMobster posted:

If he cut out beer, he could, so no, he'll never make 145.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Yes but you saying it won't happen automatically makes it 25% more likely.

canoshiz posted:

Literally the second that the NSAC granted Vitor a license: https://twitter.com/Sholler_UFC/status/492007822620499968

Vitor/Weidman in Vegas on Dec 6

Senjuro posted:

Wait so Vitor just got a free pass? Not even a fine? What excuse did he give for the failed test?

Bubba Smith posted:

Heh, the guy who posted no way UFC 178 stays intact and then like 24 hours later it loses its biggest fight, heh.

I hope Cormier's knee is alright.

MycroftXXX posted:

i sincerely hope jones gets dq'ed for poking dc in the eye too many times

i know thats not going to happen because friendship>rules but i can dream

Ariza posted:

Has there been any update on NY lately? I thought it was going ahead this year and now nothing. I don't want to deal with the cunts at the border at 3 in the morning coming back from Toronto again.

Dangersim posted:

After the third fight I think he came out and said "I was wrong, Cain's just better"

Agent Tough Juice posted:

I don't want to discuss those fights ever again. The third fight in particular was just not fun to witness. It's insane he didn't just hit the ground and pretend to be knocked out at some point.

It's not often that you get to log enough octagon time with one opponent that you can't at least semi-plausibly hand-wave away the results with an injury excuse.

freud mayweather posted:

i don't remember weidman saying anything goofy. i just read an interview with weidman talking about the machida fight, but all he said was that he underestimated machida's will to win, and he gave machida respect for trying so hard to end the fight in the last two rounds.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

What refs are you watching, they'd look at the towel, look at the corner, look at the towel, look at the corner then tell them that if they do it again it'll be a foul.

origami posted:

Did he mention which knee it was because I see a lot of oblique kicks in his future