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Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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UFC better hire his rear end back at some point in the near future. I can't watch Jay Glazer and the Domin8r in studio for the next decade. Please Dana.

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Oct 11, 2012

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I want Chael to go crazy with HGH now and sub Galvao.

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outy posted:

Sure it is. Read more.

As a representative of the American race please shut up and drop this.

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-Atom- posted:

it really isn't up for debate that the Barao we saw wasn't what we're used to.

It in fact really is.

manyak posted:

it was exactly what Im used to tbh.

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Oct 11, 2012

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Detroit_Dogg posted:

In an ideal world, like 8 different light heavyweights came forward challenging Jon Jones to save the card.

Reminder Chris Weidman offered to fight Jones at LHW during that debacle. Weidman rules.

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Oct 11, 2012

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BJ was gonna get his rear end whipped whether he changed his style or not.

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Nibbles141 posted:

What does he spend all his cash on?

Late on this, but he very recently posted himself using one of those water jetpacks that he bought.

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Oct 11, 2012

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He witnessed the great NSAC culling of summer 2014.

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-Atom- posted:

I'm down with both, and can't wait to change your avatar back to the baseball one.

I'll put up a month against you as well if you're willing to go down for 2.

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-Atom- posted:

The terms should be equal so if you want to do two months it's 60 days for you too, chump.

I'm saying I'm putting up a month for a month backing Weidman as well if you want it. I'm implying you're gonna go down for two months if you accept cause me and Kensei are gonna be right again.

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Oct 11, 2012

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FD has laid down the ruling. I would've enjoyed racking up your stint but it looks like it'll just be Kensei putting you away for a month.

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Oct 11, 2012

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Just watched pieces of the NSAC card, amazing. here's some bits for those who missed out.

I thought the graphics in Masato's post were a photoshop but they're not. The UFC has become self aware.


Courtroom rat tail.


The moment the NSAC offered Chael a job

Seltzer fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Jul 24, 2014

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Ariza posted:

Has there been any update on NY lately? I thought it was going ahead this year and now nothing. I don't want to deal with the cunts at the border at 3 in the morning coming back from Toronto again.

Canadian Border Control is incredibly annoying and staffed with a lot of shitheads. I say this as someone who has dealt with other immigration points and as someone who has traveled with a Canadian to the states and seen how the US treats them in comparison.

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Panama Red posted:

Mark Coleman not bothering to train for a fight because he was "too broke."

You don't believe this?

Panama Red posted:

As for the excuses attributed to Big Nog that are commonly out there, there's not a lot of evidence for them. Even the staph infection one can be traced back to Dana White using it as an excuse first, with Nog only confirming it when he was asked about it, not using it right out of the gate.

Making dumb excuses is obviously dumb, but dumbness knows no flags or borders

Nog literally just claimed part of the reason he lost is because he had to fly coach. Tons of fighters make excuses, but where as the American excuse rate might be around 50% the Brazilian excuse rate is around 95% and usually twice as stupid.

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Panama Red posted:

The actual stories I've seen about this have him citing a long flight in addition to his injuries, which given the length of his career has some validity to it.

If flying coach (many days before a fight) can in any way gently caress up your back and therefore performance, you should not be fighting and should undergo intense physiotherapy. If he's so frail that the plane hosed him up, he wouldn't even have been able to do what he did in the octagon before getting beaten up. I can't believe someone is defending the victor class excuse.

Seltzer fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Jul 25, 2014

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Oct 11, 2012

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Let's shift subjects and talk about how Matt Brown is going to be the future champion,

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manyak posted:

what's everyone so mad about

Chael Sonnen's retirement.

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Intel&Sebastian posted:

They couldn't even change the packaging to fool me into thinking this is anything but those wet wipes girls use. C'mon dude...wipes.

Keven. Just. Keven posted:

Despite what they say, moist wipes of all kinds are NOT flushable! They clog sewer systems! Use toilet paper like a living human with pride & no fear.

Dude Wipes posted:

If you're still wiping with just toilet paper you're a chump and your rear end hates you for it. Any red-blooded American knows Dude Wipes™ are off the chains.

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Oct 11, 2012

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5- FRAM

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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The most insecure man ever is gonna wake up today apply his AlphaNail nail polish, drink a Dr. Pepper 10, then wipe his rear end with a Dude Wipe.
No he won't AlphaNail is gone. Sorry to break the news


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujPBA2HKPus

Seltzer fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Jul 27, 2014

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Chris Leben used to be a spokesperson for this along with some other MMA fighters I can't remember anymore. Someone discovered this when it launched in 2012 and we all mocked it... it's not around in 2014.

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You're forgetting number 3. Track down his personal photos on Instagram and call him a fag.

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