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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Sour Diesel posted:

Rolando failed his conditioning test a few months ago and then retired again. I have no idea how that trade worked.

It'll turn out that the Cowboys accidentally traded a 6th round pick for a 7th straight up.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Shath Hole posted:

He was drunk. By .01. Legal limit is .08 he blew a .09.

This may be the lamest player DWI ever.

Always take the blood test dumbass.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
That's nothing, Osi has a scat fetish right?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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He ran into a man's butt.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Sign with the Pats Finley. Do iiiiiitttttttt.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

Peyton Manning is staying in shape this offseason by moonlighting as the goalie for Brazil

This is even more appropriate now.

oh :thejoke:

Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Jul 9, 2014

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lol the police sgt is named Hernandez. Perfect.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Bad Moon posted:

Th Mariners might go to the playoffs this year, we can get way more insufferable :colbert:

What happened that year they won like 120 games? Did they even make the ALCS?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Grittybeard posted:

I was really hoping to find that they made the ALCS because the ALDS wasn't a thing yet, but I guess that happened right after the strike. So they did win a playoff series at least.

Yeah this was back in 02 or some poo poo. The strike was in 95.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

warcrimes posted:

gently caress baseball forever.

well duh

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Cruel and Unusual posted:

Germany-Brazil had way more shots of weeping fans than the Super Bowl, which puts it over the top.

The Super Bowl broke the spirit of a crappy mid-western city. The Brazil - Germany game quite literally shattered the national conscious of an entire country for decades to come.

Basically soccer fans are loving crazy and take their stupid sport way too seriously.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Probably Magic posted:

Titans-Pats.

'Nuff said.

Yep. That was peak football. An oft forgotten part of that game was that Vince Young came into the game and threw an interception on his first pass.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Oh FFS. I wonder what the similarity was between the end of this season and 2004...

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Well it turns out that the hooplah over Belichick and Hernandez having 33 pages of texts between them in the 5 months leading up to the Odin Llyod murder got a little detail wrong. It was 33 texts in total, not 33 pages.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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How much do arena players get paid again?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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MourningView posted:

Enough that Iowa had a safety quit because he got a front desk job at a hotel and it paid more.

Nice. Was it an Arena team or a UFL team that all got fired at the Olive Garden?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Intruder posted:

How on Earth did neither Tom Brady nor Peyton Manning ever earn the cover?

I think Brady was on the cover of NFL 2k one year.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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So the 12th man thing is quickly becoming the most insufferable thing in sports isn't it?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Give me something amazing? So a Super Bowl win last year wasn't amazing?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Reminds me of that photo of a Goon dancing on Ronald Reagan's grave. Clearly he should have gotten ideas from this guy.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Who said anything about bandwagoning fans? It appears to me, as an outside observer, that the most hardcore Seahawks fans are the ones going all in with their 12th man nonsense.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Wasn't Rice the spokesman for some national anti-bullying campaign? I remember commercials.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Which NFL career journeyman ended up on the most teams by the end of their career?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Time for Trent Richardson to be an every down back.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Blitz7x posted:

Guys the hall of fame game is in a little more than a week

Can't wait to watch the first 5 minutes.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
It's going to be interesting seeing Wilfork lose 200lbs immediately after he retires.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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So do you think Rice gets the rough end of some "extra curricular" jostling in the pileup or will no one really care? Obviously domestic abuse is not that rare in the NFL but they aren't usually caught on video tape.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Kawalimus posted:

LaMichael James is the Ravens' Superbowl 47 hero. If he hadn't fumbled that ball the Ravens might have lost in an eventual blowout.

The team that went up 35 points in the first half would have been blown out?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Henchman of Santa posted:

If there's any silver lining, fifty fifty is pretty good odds for stage 4 on a child...right?

Pretty sure fifty-fifty in medical terms is less of an estimate and more of a "gently caress if we know."

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
what

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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If its commercial time again can we start posting those commercials for that sports memorabilia shop in bumfuck nowhere Alaska? I remember one made fun of a Chargers fan.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Found it. Still applies today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXH1dEUy54k

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Chris James 2 posted:

His contract ends when he's about 34. Realistically, how much longer is he expected to be in the league?

Considering his injury history and how much he gets hit I doubt he even lasts that long.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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A Man and his dog posted:

Uhhh, reading that I think Gordon has a good shot of getting off and playing this year.

Not after that DWI poo poo.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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So I guess that means the Patriots will have to give Revis a bit over 14 per. It will be 110% worth it and we'd be idiots to think twice about extending him. Which means he's gone. Hoh boy.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Ravens' Harbaugh: Proud of Rice's response

lol

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Febreeze posted:

Raji's good year helped them to a Super Bowl, that always makes you favored in the minds of a fanbase

god bless Super Bowl Winning QB David Carr

How about the Pillsbury Throwboy?

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